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TOPIC: FeaturesRnotNotSoGood
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 2:01 AM
Post 1 of 22
WOW...the first negative criticism on the message board. applause all around.

i will be the first to stand up and say that you, sir (or ma'am) are a fucking twat. what the fuck makes you so high and mighty. oooh, sorry our beloved features polluted your fertile knoxville music scene. you and gran torino can go wank off together. hey, maybe hip us to those great knoxville bands that don't play the same song over and over. perhaps your shitty band can do better. just bow down, you bitch, and give way for the real saviors of rock and roll.

gang way, i'm going to bed, you weak shitty assbag.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 3:51 AM
Post 2 of 22
Take that. All tact thrown out the window, this could get exciting.
An open frame in the 10th, I WAS ROBBED!
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 4:56 AM
Post 3 of 22
FeaturesRnotNotSoGood ...now who could this be?  I'll give you three guesses.  Someone from Knoxville who might be a little bitter right now...

Give me a fucking break.  Clogging up the Knoxville music scene?  Like the Features are keeping all of the 'real' Knoxville talent from being discovered?  Unless you are in Superdrag, you need to shut the fuck up, because that's the only good band your town has ever produced.  And if you are in Superdrag, you already had your shot, you fucker.

And so, you fucking dick, I challenge you right now to post on this board what a 'real' 'talented' band is.  Go ahead and name names.  I dare you...

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 6:12 am on April 3, 2002)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 9:34 AM
Post 4 of 22
This is awesome... and by awesome I mean totally sweet! I always suspected that lawnwrangler and jamiecarrol might be ninjas. But now that we've seen them verbally flip out and kill someone, I know for sure!!!

Seriously, though, I don't expect our new friend to come back. What possesses people to go to a site dedicated to a particular topic and trash that topic (and all of its fans). It's amazing what people will say when they can hide behind a keyboard.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 2:19 PM
Post 5 of 22
oh my god, the language in this 'thread' is fucking amazing. anyone who uses the word 'twat' is ok by me.
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 2:24 PM
Post 6 of 22
it's nice to actually read some criticism. however, i wish it were constructed better. i have a suspicion that it's a member of senryu. maybe rollum could challenge the culprit to a fight with foils. don thy screen mask varmint, and prepare for a lashing.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 4:45 PM
Post 7 of 22

Sorry, wrong. It was no member of Senryu. We had a good time, and are not into band-bashing. It would be pretty stupid to go to a band's own message board and bash them. If it was somebody who supports us, I wish they hadn't. This is not how we feel at all. We passed up on a headlining show at Bluecats to play with the Features, and we don't regret it. They are great.
I'm sure that they appreciate your passion for their music. All bands should be so lucky. Please don't associate our band with these negative comments.

Wil Wright - Senryu
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 5:15 PM
Post 8 of 22
As many of you know I am a fan of Senryu.  I can guarantee you that the features bashing is not being done by any fan of Senryu, and certainly not by any member of the band.  I assure you that Wil speaks for the entire band and fan base.  While the features aren't my style of music, I respect them as musicians.  I wish that all you features fans would do the same for Senryu.
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 6:30 PM
Post 9 of 22
While my initial opinion of Senryu's music hasn't changed, as I haven't seen them again, I have developed a certain respect for the way their members and fans have handled themselves lately on this board.
An open frame in the 10th, I WAS ROBBED!
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 7:12 PM
Post 10 of 22
twat......haha

sorry i cant type anything, im still laughing at 'twat'..........ok you guys can try to bash me some more, ill wait until someone types something worthy of my response, until then you can just keep trying and making fools of yourselves in the process........and oh yeah i am not associated with the band that opened up for the features, just a fan of bluecats.
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 7:55 PM
Post 11 of 22
I can't help but laugh at this guy. He's on no mission, but just sits behind the comfort of his keyboard and types stuff just to see what he can get started. I dealt with stuff like this a lot last fall when I was teaching the 8th grade.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 7:56 PM
Post 12 of 22
"Quote from FeaturesRnotSoGood on Apr. 3, 2002 at 8:12 PM"
i am not associated with the band that opened up for the features, just a fan of bluecats.
that's funny, everyone who works at bluecats (door people, bartenders, sound guys, etc) seems very nice & hospitable to all the bands (more so than most club staff). if you're such a big fan of the club, you should follow their example & be NICE.  and i'm not trying to bash you, i guess we're all just trying to understand where you're coming from here.
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 8:02 PM
Post 13 of 22
i agree w/ deevol. praise to senyru. you behave like gentlemen, unlike the rest of us.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 8:04 PM
Post 14 of 22
Yes, Senryu, I apologize for at first thinking that this pathetic fuck was a fan of yours.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, April 3, 2002 at 8:08 PM
Post 15 of 22
huh huh huh you guys said twat.
Posted  Thursday, April 4, 2002 at 1:14 AM
Post 16 of 22
ban the motherfucker.................

we dont like negativity around these parts
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Thursday, April 4, 2002 at 3:35 AM
Post 17 of 22
"Quote from FeaturesRnotSoGood on Apr. 3, 2002 at 9:12 PM"

ill wait until someone types something worthy of my response, until then you can just keep trying and making fools of yourselves in the process........

funny how this IS a response . . . you fucking tool.  get a life.  any real music fan would have enough respect for other people's tastes not to just join a chat board and a be a dick for absolutely no real reaons except that he or she is bored and has no friends and therefore no decent way to spend his or her time.   if you don't like our music, get the fuck off our board you pathetic asshole.
we are on this board to talk about something that really fucking matters, and that is music, not to be pricks to each other.  In short . . . fuck off.


(Edited by stalker on skates at 3:21 am on April 12, 2002)
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Thursday, April 4, 2002 at 11:17 AM
Post 18 of 22
hey FeaturesRReallyGood
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"of course if you give me a 5th of liquor drink i'm gonna drive for ya. what are friend for" - Jesco White
Posted  Thursday, April 4, 2002 at 11:52 AM
Post 19 of 22
guess my sarcasm didn't shine through on my post (i.e. trying to mock 'the other guy' ).  oh well.  guess i'll take your cue and shut up.
Posted  Thursday, April 4, 2002 at 3:56 PM
Post 20 of 22
yeah whoever said 'huh huh twat' was definitly being sarcastic... but obviously you arent smart enough to figure that out, or smart enough to figure out that it wasnt me. because i think you were attempting to direct an insult at me, but it ended up being directed at the 'huh huh twat' guy.

so like i said, keep having fun making a fool of yourself, i will reply when something noteworthy apears on the board.
thanks
Posted  Thursday, April 4, 2002 at 4:17 PM
Post 21 of 22
'so like i said, keep having fun making a fool of yourself, i will reply when something noteworthy apears on the board.'

What do you call all of the times that you sit down and type something in response to another comment made on this board, if not a reply, Mr. Tyree?
An open frame in the 10th, I WAS ROBBED!
Posted  Thursday, April 4, 2002 at 8:41 PM
Post 22 of 22
just don't respond to him and he'll go away.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!