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sinasugarsick

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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 11:07 AM

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so apparently ashley olsen has hooked up with 30 year old scott sartiano.

and apparently, john stamos - that's right, uncle jessie - introduced them.

and apparently when he introduced them, he told scott to "take care" of them while they were in ny.

john stamos is a pimp

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 11:23 AM

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I wonder what his commission is.

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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 11:40 AM

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What's it going to take to get you in an Olsen twin today?

(Edited by damon at 10:40 am on Sep. 8, 2004)

We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.

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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 2:22 PM

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john stamos is a pimp

Uncle Joey is on this season of the Surreal Life. When Jordan from NKOTB mentioned how hot he thought the Olsen twins were, Joey expressed his disdain.

That's why Uncle Jessie was always my favorite.

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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 2:30 PM

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Geez, everyone knows that Mary-Kate is the slut... why bother with Ashley?

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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 2:50 PM

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Dude, that's awesome. She's grown. I would still hit Stamos if I were her, though. He's hot.

That's so NA.

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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 3:02 PM

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Dude, that's awesome. She's grown. I would still hit Stamos if I were her, though. He's hot.

Is he still married to Mystique?

Daigle is all we need to make the night complete

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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 3:42 PM

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Dude, that's awesome. She's grown. I would still hit Stamos if I were her, though. He's hot.

Is he still married to Mystique?

nope

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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 7:57 PM

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Uncle Joey...

Joey was just a friend. The Tanners weren't related to him.

I TOTALLY AGREE!

Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 8:29 PM

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Uncle Joey...

Joey was just a friend. The Tanners weren't related to him.

however, he was referred to as an uncle.

you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 8:56 PM

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I can't remember anyone ever calling him Uncle Joey. However, late at night, DJ did sometimes call him "Daddy."

That's so NA.

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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 11:04 PM

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so apparently ashley olsen has hooked up with 30 year old scott sartiano.

and apparently, john stamos - that's right, uncle jessie - introduced them.

and apparently when he introduced them, he told scott to "take care" of them while they were in ny.

john stamos is a pimp

am i missing something?? who the hell is scott sartiano??? this is the only picture i could find of him [someone] with that name:

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caption: David Copperfield, Scott Sartiano, and Cartina at the opening for the new Ferragamo flagship store on Fifth Avenue

and i thought she already had a boyfriend! am i out of the loop? say it isnt so!

(Edited by stopforme at 11:06 pm on Sep. 8, 2004)

oh the drudgery of being wet

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Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2004 at 11:09 PM

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more info:

http://www.college.columbia.edu/cct/jan04/...4/profiles1.php

oh the drudgery of being wet

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Posted Thursday, September 9, 2004 at 1:32 AM

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So, I just had a dream where I was jump roping and Joey didn't want to go to France, then he was jump roping and didn't put the force into it tro keep it going and steped onto the rope and kissed me.

Them my eyes were mechanic. Made noises and everything.

So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no

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Posted Thursday, September 9, 2004 at 6:23 AM

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And what drugs did you take before going to sleep?

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Posted Thursday, September 9, 2004 at 9:42 AM

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So her 30 year old boyfriend hangs out with David Copperfield? What's that all about?

We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.

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Posted Thursday, September 9, 2004 at 10:06 AM

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So her 30 year old boyfriend hangs out with David Copperfield? What's that all about?

"Reality is illusion, and illusion is reality. Thank you."

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Posted Thursday, September 9, 2004 at 10:20 AM

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I can't remember anyone ever calling him Uncle Joey. However, late at night, DJ did sometimes call him "Daddy."

I also never remember him being addressed as "Uncle" Joey. Ranger Joe, on the other hand...

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Posted Thursday, September 9, 2004 at 10:32 AM

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i also don't remember 'uncle' joey.

uncle jesse, however....

(Edited by dontstaylong at 9:33 am on Sep. 9, 2004)

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Posted Thursday, September 9, 2004 at 11:28 AM

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So her 30 year old boyfriend hangs out with David Copperfield? What's that all about?

Maybe he's Copperfield's understudy, learning how to make her virginty disappear.

It is quite bizarre though...wasn't Copperfield marrried to Claudia Schiffer? Maybe these guys do have magical powers. Food for thought...

Be still Cody! Be still!!!

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Posted Thursday, September 9, 2004 at 7:38 PM

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Did you guys hear that David Copperfield has AIDS? It's probably because he messed around with Magic so much in the past........ BA-BOOM!!!!

In other related news:
http://www.accesshollywood.com/entertainme...784/detail.html

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Posted Friday, September 10, 2004 at 4:08 PM

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mary kate's break up is news to me. thanks for the info, ben.

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

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Posted Saturday, September 11, 2004 at 1:42 PM

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So which Olsen will be the first to try to break into more adult roles by doing some soft-core porn?

My guess is the one that isn't an anorexic coke-head.

I think of this in light of the new movie with Princess Diaries girl bearing all.

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Posted Saturday, September 11, 2004 at 6:33 PM

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So which Olsen will be the first to try to break into more adult roles by doing some soft-core porn?

My guess is the one that isn't an anorexic coke-head.

I think of this in light of the new movie with Princess Diaries girl bearing all.

I seem to remember having read some interview with the two of them (maybe it was in Glamour or Allure?) where they said that they knew that lots of guys would love to see them "get it on" with each other or something of that nature. The photographer actually shot them embracing each other and looking very sensual. Maybe they will head in that direction?

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Posted Saturday, September 11, 2004 at 8:56 PM

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So which Olsen will be the first to try to break into more adult roles by doing some soft-core porn?

My guess is the one that isn't an anorexic coke-head.

I think of this in light of the new movie with Princess Diaries girl bearing all.

I seem to remember having read some interview with the two of them (maybe it was in Glamour or Allure?) where they said that they knew that lots of guys would love to see them "get it on" with each other or something of that nature. The photographer actually shot them embracing each other and looking very sensual. Maybe they will head in that direction?

If you ever come to our house, ask Carl to show you his calander...

(Edited by Keith at 10:50 pm on Sep. 11, 2004)

I TOTALLY AGREE!

Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
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Posted Saturday, September 11, 2004 at 9:26 PM

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So which Olsen will be the first to try to break into more adult roles by doing some soft-core porn?

My guess is the one that isn't an anorexic coke-head.

I think of this in light of the new movie with Princess Diaries girl bearing all.

I seem to remember having read some interview with the two of them (maybe it was in Glamour or Allure?) where they said that they knew that lots of guys would love to see them "get it on" with each other or something of that nature. The photographer actually shot them embracing each other and looking very sensual. Maybe they will head in that direction?

If you ever come to our house, ask Carl to show you his calender...

That calander is awesome.

That's so NA.

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Posted Sunday, September 12, 2004 at 12:06 AM

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I don't think they're hott anymore. I used to think they were, but I kept seeing them and I just don't see it anymore.

So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no

sinasugarsick

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Posted Monday, September 13, 2004 at 8:03 AM

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I seem to remember having read some interview with the two of them (maybe it was in Glamour or Allure?) where they said that they knew that lots of guys would love to see them "get it on" with each other or something of that nature. The photographer actually shot them embracing each other and looking very sensual. Maybe they will head in that direction?

i have the allure with that interview. they "embrace" alot anyway, but what made this interview article special was that mary kate was actually straddling ashley in one of the pics. i think the actual quote was "howard stern is going to have a fit over this one"

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

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Posted Tuesday, September 14, 2004 at 12:34 AM

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I seem to remember having read some interview with the two of them (maybe it was in Glamour or Allure?) where they said that they knew that lots of guys would love to see them "get it on" with each other or something of that nature. The photographer actually shot them embracing each other and looking very sensual. Maybe they will head in that direction?

i have the allure with that interview. they "embrace" alot anyway, but what made this interview article special was that mary kate was actually straddling ashley in one of the pics. i think the actual quote was "howard stern is going to have a fit over this one"

Yeah, I think I have it too...somewhere. Kind of kinky.

I'm sorry, though, -- in reference to their hotness, I just think they're too skinny. Anorexia or no, they both look very skeletal (esp. Mary-Kate, obviously. I mean, wasn't she down to like 77 pounds at one point? I am not trying to be insensitive about eating disorders or anything, but I just can't see how you can be "hott" at under 80 pounds.). They are pretty, though...sometimes.

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