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TOPIC: death to smootchie
Posted  Friday, October 3, 2003 at 10:35 AM
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i saw this movie the other night and i loved it. some parts of it made me really sad, but edward norton is officially the new love of my life. anybody else seen it and what did you think?
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Friday, October 3, 2003 at 10:40 AM
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"Your stepdad is not mean, he is just adjusting"
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Friday, October 3, 2003 at 11:18 AM
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Very, very, very funny movie. My boss and I caught this on hotel cable while we were in a conference (yes, I realize the multitude of joke possibilities this opens up) and laughed our asses off. Of course, that could have been the rum talking.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, October 3, 2003 at 1:37 PM
Post 4 of 17
"Quote from stalker on skates on Oct. 3, 2003 at 9:35 AM"
i saw this movie the other night and i loved it. some parts of it made me really sad, but edward norton is officially the new love of my life. anybody else seen it and what did you think?
Ah, I remember the first time I watched Primal Fear....Ed stole my heart. I've loved him ever since.

I have yet to see Death to Smoochie.
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Posted  Friday, October 3, 2003 at 2:02 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Oct. 3, 2003 at 11:18 AM"
My boss and I caught this on hotel cable while we were in a conference...laughed our asses off.
I bet that wasn't all your asses did that night. Eh, Carl?

I saw this movie when it was in the theatres. I love Ed Norton. The movie got decent reviews, but I found it highly entertaining. I want to own it on DVD.
Posted  Friday, October 3, 2003 at 9:32 PM
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I loved that movie. One of my friends got me to watch it and it was one the coolest movie's I've seen.
So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Sunday, October 5, 2003 at 7:17 PM
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"Quote from stalker on skates on Oct. 3, 2003 at 9:35 AM"
but edward norton is officially the new love of my life.
girl I been loving me some Edward norton lol laugh.gif
Though I have not checked out this movie yet
Posted  Monday, October 6, 2003 at 2:07 AM
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All of the girls that love Ed Norton should hang out at the tobacco store ,that I work at, more often. There's a guy that comes in pretty regularly who looks exactly like him. I told him of his resemblance the first time that I saw him and he said that people tell him that all of the time; but he has never seen an Ed Norton movie, so he doesn't know. Boo.
Posted  Monday, October 6, 2003 at 10:31 AM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Oct. 6, 2003 at 1:07 AM"
but he has never seen an Ed Norton movie, so he doesn't know.
that's a shame, he's never seen American history X, Red Dragon, Fight Club, or Primal Fear.. he has been deprived.
Posted  Friday, October 10, 2003 at 9:24 AM
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Eddie is totally hot & I thought that movie was really funny too. It's interesting that all you others agree- everyone else I meet seems to have hated it. I thought it was nice and dark, the way a comedy should be.
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Sunday, October 19, 2003 at 1:31 PM
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edward norton is just SO adorable in this movie, like he really wants to change the world! and he doesn't eat meat just like me! we should get married. and robin williams is amazing, as always. the end made me so happy i thought i was going to cry.
and that chick from being john malkovich is fucking hott.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Thursday, November 6, 2003 at 7:35 PM
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E. Norton rocks....
...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
Posted  Thursday, November 6, 2003 at 11:39 PM
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"Quote from stalker on skates on Oct. 3, 2003 at 9:35 AM"
i saw this movie the other night and i loved it. some parts of it made me really sad, but edward norton is officially the new love of my life. anybody else seen it and what did you think?
You can see Ed getting his ass beaten to a pulp in Fight Club and you can also see him getting his ass cornholed in American History X. Both films are brilliant in their own right.
Teenage angst has paid off well
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 2:14 AM
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"Quote from somethingman on Nov. 6, 2003 at 11:39 PM"
his ass cornholed in American History X
wow...never heard it put quite that way

(Edited by richarddawson at 2:16 am on Nov. 7, 2003)
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 2:52 AM
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"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 7, 2003 at 2:14 AM"
"Quote from somethingman on Nov. 6, 2003 at 11:39 PM"
his ass cornholed in American History X
wow...never heard it put quite that way
"hey peter, man...watch out for your cornhole"
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 2:53 AM
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"Quote from damon on Nov. 7, 2003 at 2:52 AM"
"Quote from richarddawson on Nov. 7, 2003 at 2:14 AM"
"Quote from somethingman on Nov. 6, 2003 at 11:39 PM"
his ass cornholed in American History X
wow...never heard it put quite that way
"hey peter, man...watch out for your cornhole"
you still need to watch that movie...
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Friday, November 7, 2003 at 3:01 AM
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i know. but, in the meantime i'll resort to quoting lawrence from office space.

"channel 9! it's the breast exams!"
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.