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Freddy vs. Jason was the best movie of the summer. Discuss...

I found this posted at the Self message board, and I thought it was funny...

From RAENiUS:

so now that we have "freddy vs. jason", my friends and i came up with a list of fights we'd like to see. if you're offended by any of these, lighten up!

problem child vs. dennis the menace
jaws vs. willy
robocop vs. terminator
chucky vs. leprechaun
gremlins vs. ghoulies
bill & ted vs. biodome vs. encino man (triple threat)
clueless vs. legally blonde
fight club vs. street fighter
captain hook vs. candyman (hook match)
reservoir dogs vs. heat
kangaroo jack vs. jar jar binks
tootsie vs. mrs. doubtfire (bra and panties match)
christopher reeves vs. professor x (handicapped match)
top gun vs. iron eagle
leatherface vs. ash (chainsaw match)
wolverine vs. highlander
bad boys vs. beverly hills cop
chewbacca vs. harry and the hendersons
yoda vs. e.t. vs. golem (triple threat cage match)
king raplph vs. uncle buck (tip the scales match)
idle hand vs. the hand from the adams family
he-man vs. conan the barbarian
she-ra vs. xena
crocodile hunter vs. crocodile dundee (sponsored by outback steakhouse)
puff the magic dragon vs. pete's dragon
john mclain vs. indiana jones (scruffy beard match)
neo vs. johnny mnemonic (bad acting match)
harry potter vs. pagemaster
worms from dune vs. worms from tremors
witches of eastwick vs. hocus pocus vs. charmed vs. the craft (fatal four-way)
jurassic park vs. land before time
sesame st. vs. the muppets vs. fraggle rock vs. teletubbies (fatal four-way)
power rangers vs. voltron
johnny five vs. batteries not included
cocoon vs. grumpy old men
it vs. killer klowns from outer space
swamp thing vs. toxic avenger
goodfellas vs. godfather
wayne's world vs. airheads
peter griffin vs. homer simpson
tombstone vs. unforgiven
blue vs. clifford
johnny english vs. austin powers
forrest gump vs. rain man (retard match)
a bug's life vs. antz
mystery men vs. x-men
pretty woman vs deuce bigalo
looks who's talking vs. homeward bound (extreme voice over match)
ghost dad vs. patrick swayze in ghost (special guest referee: casper)
hannibal vs. summer of sam
lurch vs. frankenstein
doctor emmett brown vs. bill nye vs. the nutty professor (battle of wits match)
seabiscuit vs. mr. ed
the little mermaid vs. splash
wee man vs. mini me
the smurfs vs. the snorks
pokemon vs. monster rancher vs. digimon vs. yu-gi-oh! (no life dweeb match)
heathcliff vs. felix vs. garfield
philadelphia vs. outbreak (aids vs. ebola match)

JamieCarroll should go tournament style with that list.

And, I think Heathcliff and Garfield would team up to beat the shit out of Felix. They'd be like The Outsiders.

(Edited by richarddawson at 12:46 pm on Sep. 1, 2003)

and that would be too sweeeeeeeeeet!

I'd pay good money to see Leatherface vs. Ash in a Chainsaw match. Vinnie Mac needs to hook that up.

Dude, Felix would open his magic bag and pull out an industrial size can of whoop-ass on the those two lame ass kitties. Word on the street from Warry Bwitton tells me that Bill the Cat is back in shape and looking to make a comeback. Acccck Thpppppt.

if heathcliff is in on it, i see no reason not to include riff raff and his posse.

That's what Sonja said. Hey-O!

Booo!

You might want to keep your eye out for Nermal. I hear she's got a wicked vendetta to settle with Garfield for his many dastardly plots to ship her overseas. This could play well for Felix and his pal Hello Kitty.

im sorry, but yoda and et? and gollum?
yoda wins everytime.
and ET could have a spear even.

so im reading this list alloud and someone in the room just goes, "dude the crocodile hunter would sooo fucking lose to dundee. he'd just be like, "Crikey! this guy is totally kicking my ass!"

and i laughed heartily.

"Here we are in the natural habitat of Crocodile Dundee. I'm keeping my distance because he has a HUGE KNIFE that could cut right through me!! I hope he doesn't step on my shoulders if I come between him and Linda Kozlowski..."

Nermal is a male cat......not a female, Mr. Dawson.....

Yup, and Duckie from "The Land Before Time" is a hermaphrodite.

Man, that was a weird thread....

I still don't buy that.

http://garfield.kgb.cz/garfield.php3?lang=eng&go=gang

whatever, I'm not going to take the time to look at your petty little link. I am set in my ways.

i think that ellen gets way too much credit for the whole gay tv business. nermal was the true pioneer.

Man, if Nermal was a male cat, he sure was a real pus...no, no, no, nevermind that.

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