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Poll Choices Votes Statistics
Charles Bronson 1 [6.67%]
Lewrence Tierney 1 [6.67%]
Sir Laurence Olivier 1 [6.67%]
Adam West 1 [6.67%]
John Wilkes Booth 3 [20.00%]
Chris Farley 4 [26.67%]
Richard Harris 0 [0.00%]
Buddy Hacket 2 [13.33%]
Bob Hope 1 [6.67%]
George Burns 1 [6.67%]
TOPIC: Who Should Play Batman?
Posted  Saturday, September 6, 2003 at 1:51 PM
Post 1 of 8
A new spin on the old thread...who should play Batman, but cannot because they died before they had the chance to play in the 5th Batman movie.


Adam West was included because although he is not dead, his chances of playing Batman are.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Saturday, September 6, 2003 at 3:05 PM
Post 2 of 8
Picturing Chris Farley in a Batman suit was enough to get my vote.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Saturday, September 6, 2003 at 3:20 PM
Post 3 of 8
I went with Bronson, because of his ass-kicking ability and relatively calm demeanor.
Posted  Saturday, September 6, 2003 at 3:35 PM
Post 4 of 8
My vote goes to John Wilkes Booth. Batman needs a moustache......

Q: "Who are you?"

A: "Im the man who shot Honest Abe"
Posted  Saturday, September 6, 2003 at 5:13 PM
Post 5 of 8
I went with Buddy Hacket - because I really like him and his chances of playing Batman while living were slim to none. He's not the action hero type, but he's damn funny.

(Edited by Token at 5:16 pm on Sep. 6, 2003)
Posted  Saturday, September 6, 2003 at 5:24 PM
Post 6 of 8
"Quote from Token on Sep. 6, 2003 at 5:13 PM"
I went with Buddy Hacket - because I really like him and his chances of playing Batman while living were slim to none. He's not the action hero type, but he's damn funny.
I voted for him too, but also because he wore a neckerchief when he judged Last Comic Standing just before his death. Man, if he had lived, I'm sure he would have brought the ascot/neckerchief craze back...
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Monday, September 8, 2003 at 12:45 PM
Post 7 of 8
The reason I voted for Booth:

"Hasta la vista, Abey!"
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Monday, September 8, 2003 at 8:04 PM
Post 8 of 8
i voted fr adam west. somehow the idea of his STILL trying is just funny.
thank you for being a friend.