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TOPIC: All ages Features et al
Posted  Monday, February 11, 2002 at 3:39 PM
Post 1 of 52
Contrary to my previous post in the RED Rose? topic ... I heard the other night that there could very well be an all ages show at the Red Rose. It will probably happen at the end of the month with Features and Feable Weiner. Start scrimpin' kiddies!
I'm the man who stays home and does the dishes.
Posted  Tuesday, February 12, 2002 at 3:18 PM
Post 2 of 52
thats good..i can walk to the red rose from campus...thats why i like seeing them at the boro..i dont have to get a ride...i can just walk!

back in the days of JC we used to walk everywhere...did you ever see a fat apostle?
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Tuesday, February 12, 2002 at 9:46 PM
Post 3 of 52
I hate the idea of an all ages Features show but, once in a while isn't too bad, I guess. It'll give the kiddies a taste of the good stuff.
The shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers...
Posted  Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 12:20 AM
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no, we mesiahs only surround ourselves with god's most fit and attractive. would anyone care to join my cult?

(Edited by thelawnwrangler at 3:05 am on Feb. 13, 2002)
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 10:27 AM
Post 5 of 52
why do i have to join this cult with you?
i want to meet girl! what the fuck is your problem?
do think she'll have a freind for me?
if she doesnt she'll go recruit one...
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 6:31 PM
Post 6 of 52
i was in a cult once.  it was called 'christianity'.  instead of being taken away in a flying saucer, your 'soul' was taken out of your body when you die.  and instead of having to give away all your stuff, you only had to give it all away if you were a missionary or had the offering plate passed to you.  and instead of putting lies in your head, they let you read a 2000 year old book.  i could continue.

oh man, here come the warm jets.
phases and stages, circles and cycles, scenes that we've all seen before, let me tell you some more
Posted  Friday, February 15, 2002 at 5:30 PM
Post 7 of 52
I've read that the Features have an all-ages show with Silent Friction at Next Generation on March 10. I'm really wondering how that is going to work.
Posted  Friday, February 15, 2002 at 6:10 PM
Post 8 of 52
how it's going to work in terms of what?
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 12:31 PM
Post 9 of 52
couldn't resist a cerebral jab at christianity, could ya, eno? Don't get predictable on us...

(i agree with some of what you said)
"Is this what you want you want to do with your life, man? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at 2 in the morning?"
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:04 PM
Post 10 of 52
in terms of the ages of each band's fans... which seems judgemental, I know. Still, it should be interesting.
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 6:08 PM
Post 11 of 52
I absolutely hate the next generation! I've been there one time and, that was the first and last time but, I guess I could venture out that way for a Features show. I know I could, I don't plan on missing a features show just because I don't care for the venue. I guess I could deal with all the cheesy kids for one night.
The shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers...
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 6:13 PM
Post 12 of 52
i don't think that's necessarily judgemental; it happens to be true.  but... that doesn't mean that someone who is a fan of one will not like the other.  
i know that a lot of people are going to be quick to say 'silent friction sucks' but they've actually gotten quite good.  and that's coming from someone who never liked them before.  so all of you naysayers (?) might be in for a surprise.
but i think the cooler part of the show is going to be exposing kids to the features.  it will be interesting to see what kind of reception they get.  i could see it going either way.  but the features *do* have some younger fans already (like my little brother); you just don't realize it because they can't ever get in to shows.  i mean... how many people on this board were trying to sneak into shows at the boro when they were 16/17?  i'd be willing to bet that there's at least a few.
and i agree... next generation does f'ing suck. but hey, a show is a show. i would rather it be there than not at all.

(Edited by brynnalicious at 7:15 pm on Feb. 19, 2002)
Posted  Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 11:44 PM
Post 13 of 52
"Quote from brynnalicious"
... how many people on this board were trying to sneak into shows at the boro when they were 16/17?

*raises hand

of course, the boro isn't exactly the hardest place to get into.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 1:18 AM
Post 14 of 52
i never had trouble getting in there, drinking underage was great. i miss sneaking coors lite out of someone's car in the suntrust parking lot and taking them in them
the back door.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 1:52 AM
Post 15 of 52
So, um, is this Features/Silent Friction show at Next Generation really happening for sure?

Silent Friction is really not *that* bad.  'Fuck Girlfriends' is pure genious, in fact.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 2:52 am on Feb. 20, 2002)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 2:09 AM
Post 16 of 52
i've heard it's not happening. the normal door policy at next gen. is to have the kids tell the doorman the band they're coming to see. they pay the most popular response. i think rory was trying to get straight up pay for everyone involved. i'm not positive though.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 2:34 AM
Post 17 of 52
thats a shitty way to do business! paying the most popular? thats about as dumb as 'pay to play' i hate the next generatio anwyas. only shitty 15 year old punk bands play there.
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 3:15 AM
Post 18 of 52
jamiecarroll, i agree wholeheartedly about 'fuck girlfriends.' there are a lot of reasons that silent friction is better than they used to be, not the least of which is matt bell's lyrics. 'get your pussy any other way'? hooray for that.
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 1:37 PM
Post 19 of 52
It's been a while since I have played at Nxt Generation, but the way they did the door back in the day was people would tell the girl at the door who they were there to see, pay like $7, and about 5 of those dollars would go to the band they said they were there to see, and the other $2 would be split evenly, or something like that.
Of course, that is bullshit because:
A) What if you were there to see more than one band?
cool.gif What if a band was from out of town and even if everyone thought they were really good, no one was there specifically to see them.
C) There has never been a band at Nxt Generation worth $7 to see.

Anyway, the point is, they don't JUST pay the most 'popular' band, although their method of payment is stupid.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 11:13 PM
Post 20 of 52
I was under the impression most out of town bands demanded a guarantee. I'm of the opinion The Features should cater to the whims of Woody once, and let the results speak for themselves. I attempted vaguely to set up a show with The Features and various other bands at The Nxt Generation several months ago, and everyone was interested....however Rory didnt return my call after giving me his number. Nevertheless, is it completely off now? Someone should probably notify the SF boys if so.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 11:25 PM
Post 21 of 52
An out-of-town band with enough clout to demand a guarantee wouldn't play at Nxt Generation.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 11:51 PM
Post 22 of 52
I'd venture to say The Icarus Line got one when they played there, but I can't say that for a fact.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Friday, February 22, 2002 at 7:44 PM
Post 23 of 52
So they split each kid's $7 depending on their response? That seems unnecessarily complicated. Supposedly one can purchase admission for $5 in advance, but I have never heard of anyone managing to accomplish this.
Posted  Saturday, February 23, 2002 at 5:06 PM
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...on the comment of 16/17 year olds liking the Features, I'm 17 and I've liked them for around a year. My first show was at the boro (got in via back door) and I instantly became a fan.
Posted  Monday, February 25, 2002 at 12:27 PM
Post 25 of 52
So is this Friction/Features show happening? I saw no mention of it on SF's site, The Nxt Generation's site, or this site, so I assume not. I did, however, see that it is now $8 to see a show at that shithole. I mean, I'm sure Davis, Point Of You, and PossumFuck are all teriffic bands and all, but 8 friggin dollars? I could get almost a whole box of wine for that.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 3:14 PM
Post 26 of 52
ALL AGES? SHOULD THERE BE LIMIT ON HOW OLD YOU ARE?
A BOY CAN BE BROUGHT TO BELIEVE ANYTHING, EVEN THOSE OF HIS OWN CONCOCTION...
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 3:17 PM
Post 27 of 52
Yes, my friend, there should be limits on it. We don't need a bunch of little punks running around. I say keep it at least 18+.
The shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers...
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 3:20 PM
Post 28 of 52
WELL WHO ARE WE TO KEEP OTHERS FROM ENJOYING SUCH A WARM NECTAR OF GOODNESS. I DO THINK THAT WE NEED AN AGE LIMIT BUT NOT HARD AND FAST. MAYBE THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED IN WITH INVITATION. THERE ARE COOL 17 YEAR OLDS, MIND YOU.
A BOY CAN BE BROUGHT TO BELIEVE ANYTHING, EVEN THOSE OF HIS OWN CONCOCTION...
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 3:23 PM
Post 29 of 52
That may be so but, there are only a small handfull of them. The majority of those kids don't know how to act. They think that any time they go to a show it's a time to run-a-muck. We don't need any moshpits at our features shows.
The shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers...
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 3:26 PM
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OUR FEATURES SHOW? WHO THE HECK MADE IT OURS? I SAY IT'S JUST AS MUCH ANYONE ELSES AS IT IS OURS. WOULDN'T IT SUCK TO LIMIT SUCH A GOOD THING TO ONLY A SELECT FEW? ALSO HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPECT THESE YOUNUNS TO LEARN HOW TO ACT EXCEPT BY BEING AROUND OLDER, SEEMINGLY MORE MATURE PEOPLE? I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE.
A BOY CAN BE BROUGHT TO BELIEVE ANYTHING, EVEN THOSE OF HIS OWN CONCOCTION...
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 3:31 PM
Post 31 of 52
I'm not saying that the shows should be limited to a select few but, I know how kids act and I wouldn't want to go to a features show and have a bunch of punks runnin' around. An all ages show is alright every once in a while but, I wouldn' t like it if it became a regular thing.
The shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers...
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 3:34 PM
Post 32 of 52
OK. I AGREE THAT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE A LIMIT IS CALLED FOR ON THE AGES OF THE FANS. HOWEVER YOU CAN'T SAY YOU KNOW HOW ALL KIDS ACT THEY ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS JUST LIKE I CAN'T SAY I KNOW YOU JUST BECAUSE OF YOUR AGE, AREN'T YOU DIFFERENT FROM EVERYONE ELSE?
A BOY CAN BE BROUGHT TO BELIEVE ANYTHING, EVEN THOSE OF HIS OWN CONCOCTION...
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 3:41 PM
Post 33 of 52
Right! I did generalize there. I'm talking about the majority of kids. Almost every all ages show I've been to there has been some sort of problem. I think the show at the Rose Thursday and, the show at the Next Generation (awful venue) on the 10th is gonna give them a taste of this great music.
The shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers...
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 3:46 PM
Post 34 of 52
OK, I AGREE WITH THAT, ESPECIALLY WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THEIR SHOW AT THE NEXT GENERATION... SUCKS!! I GUESS YOU GOT TO TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET, I MUST SAY I AM IMPRESSED WITH THE HUMILITY THE BAND IS SHOWING BY PLAYING THERE. WOW, I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD BAND PLAY THERE. BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO. IT GIVES THE YOUNG PEOPLE SOMETHING TO DO, THOSE 'PUNKS' YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT. IT KEEPS THEM OFF THE STREETS AND SUCH.
A BOY CAN BE BROUGHT TO BELIEVE ANYTHING, EVEN THOSE OF HIS OWN CONCOCTION...
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 3:49 PM
Post 35 of 52
I'm glad you see what I'm sayin'.
The shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers...
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 4:22 PM
Post 36 of 52
sorry to but in, but i'm assuming you're 17 rubberlegs? it would seem that the 18th birthday is just such a right of passage. however i know 24 yr olds who act 16 and vice versa. sure i feel that age is just a number, but there are reasons why most shows are 18+ or 21+.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 5:53 PM
Post 37 of 52
Please don't post in all caps. It affects your credibility.
Just a friendly piece of advice.

I can't add anything to this that hasn't been said otherwise. I think the Features should be heard as far and wide as possible, and that should include people under 18. I also believe that places like the Boro and 12th & Porter have every right to protect their business in terms of reputation and legality. In legality, places who allow under age people inside are going to have a harder time keeping their liquor license, and that's a headache worth avoiding by just barring people under age at the door. They can protect their reputations because unlike places like Chili's and Applebee's, which also serve alcohol, they have no desire to be a 'family' establishment. That includes anyone under 17, regardless of how they act.

The 18th birthday is a rite of passage, and I'm sure all of us had to deal with it in some form when we were 16-17. Is it necessarily fair? Probably not. What's fair is that every one has to wait until they're 18 to do something...and I'm confident most of us can agree with that.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 6:28 PM
Post 38 of 52
I remember being very frustrated at 18+ shows before I turned 18.  Luckily I have cool parents that were willing to go to shows with me & sweet talk the door person into letting me in.  Since I don't 1) smoke or 2) buy porn, getting into shows was the only benefit to turning 18.  Oh yeah, I can't forget about voting.
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 6:34 PM
Post 39 of 52
Ooh ooh, and the right to be jailed! Always a fun one.
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 6:42 PM
Post 40 of 52
i remember my 18th birthday. lord/captain flumpkin vittles took me for a ride in the boat of the formless universe.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 6:47 PM
Post 41 of 52
sounds acid-induced.
Posted  Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 7:03 PM
Post 42 of 52
if you're going to talk to cows it's probably a good idea to take a few hits. you can laugh at sheep anytime.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 12:29 AM
Post 43 of 52
I must post on behalf of Rubberlegs. He has yet to experience a Features show. His first will be on Thursday at the Rose. It's not the best venue, I'm sure but, it's better than nothing at all. He doesn't know what he's been missing out on. Also, he is far from 17. He's a pretty bad ass guy at that. Once he experiences the all ages show and then an 18+ show. He'll see where all this is comming from.

Thanks for joining our little community here Rubberlegs.
The shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers...
Posted  Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 2:53 AM
Post 44 of 52
very cool , rub. ah...i have such fond memories of my first show. seeing yer first features gig is kind of like the first time you touched a pair of breasts. you dig the hell out of it, but know there are better things to come.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 3:09 AM
Post 45 of 52
And really, who better to make such a comparison?
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 10:08 AM
Post 46 of 52
exactly my friend, exactly.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 2:02 PM
Post 47 of 52
Just so you know, I'm 22 years old but that doesn't matter. I'm not saying that there should never be an age limit on shows, I just think it would be stupid to not let anyone not yet of age join in the fun. Have fun fellas, that's what's important.
A BOY CAN BE BROUGHT TO BELIEVE ANYTHING, EVEN THOSE OF HIS OWN CONCOCTION...
Posted  Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 5:12 PM
Post 48 of 52
"Quote from thelawnwrangler on Feb. 27, 2002 at 3:53 AM"
seeing yer first features gig is kind of like the first time you touched a pair of breasts. you dig the hell out of it, but know there are better things to come.

too fucking funny
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Saturday, March 2, 2002 at 9:28 PM
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wow, so much to respond to. i've heard all sorts of things about this show at nxt gen, but as far as i know, its still on. i agree that the door policy over there is pretty whack, but hopefully that wont prevent an otherwise excellent night of music from taking place. if the money thing really is the problem, i'd be willing to fork over our share of the door to keep the features on the bill. they've been my favorite band for years, and its a great opportunity for kids who havent been able to see them to finally do so. i know its not the perfect venue to catch the features, but lets not be selfish. if you guys really love this band like you claim to...like i do, then you should be looking out for their best interest. and like it or not,  the features music is certainly something that could appeal to people under the age of 18. its an entire age bracket that could be exposed to the greatest band in the world. we should encourage this.  also, contrary to popular belief, the kids that come out to our shows really arent all that bad to be around. in fact, the majority of them are just like you and i. well behaved, mature, music lovers. sure our shows get a little rowdy at times, but thats rock and roll. i assure you that if this show goes on as planned it will be an awesome night of rock music, uninhibited by any age related barriers.
oh yeah, and thanks for saying we're not that bad. i'll take that as a compliment smile.gif
god save rock and roll,
-matt friction
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happiness is all the rage.
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Posted  Monday, March 4, 2002 at 5:03 PM
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i can remeber when iris was only seventeen and that was lets see a year ago maybe.the next generation is a great place for kids to see the features im 20 and ive been a features fan since i was sixteen and if there wasn't shows like the one on the 10th i probly wouldn't even of known about the features and told all my friends how cool they were. so no matter how old you are there is still a point of how old you feel. like iris shes only 18 or 19 but it seems as though she is 50.so lighten up and enjoy another great show by the powerhouses we all know and love the features.
Posted  Tuesday, March 5, 2002 at 1:24 AM
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yeah, and how about the 50 year olds that feel 18 or 19?
An open frame in the 10th, I WAS ROBBED!
Posted  Tuesday, March 5, 2002 at 1:40 PM
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Mr. endlessnameless! You post as though I am trying to hide my age, which I am not. I also can't help the fact that I am not the girl you knew a year ago. Don't bring your personal problems with me on the board. Thank you.
The shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers...