look at this:

http://homepage.mac.com/stagnantindustries...hotoAlbum6.html

Sweet! Is Brian Carter a member of the band now?

These are great! I think 34 is my favorite. I could stand for a little more Rollum, but at least we see Roger Christ in full effect.

cute. matt has the greatest smile when he shows his teeth, though.

Matt has to lose the suspenders and hat though. That was neither funny nor cute.

i think someone's jealous that he cant pull off suspenders and a conductor hat..

yeah, im not a big fan either. i think the suspenders are fine, and the hat is fine, just not together.

extra! extra! read all about it! features messageboard member has new favorite newsie!...

ditto

anything Matt wears is fine by me.. he is precious... now leave him alone..

It's like he's Pip or Oliver Twist.

"Please Rory, may'I have so'more?"

"Mooooooore???"

As Brother Love pointed out, he looks like Gallagher. He also looks like he's about to run a train, if you know what I ... ahem, yeah.

That's the first time I've ever seen Matt Pelham and not thought he was a good looking man.

OH, I thought it was extremely funny and cute.

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 8:50 am on Aug. 26, 2003)

ill have to agree with sadie on this one......

I would have to agree... it's not really a big deal, but I just didn't think the outfit was all that flattering.

Pelham's suspenders are fine, however quite without need as he is also wearing a belt. That hat's a little on the Mike Love side of things. Actually if you combined Rollum's frame, Roger's beard and Parrish's hair with that hat you'd have Mike Love in the flesh.

Oh, and Parrish - lose the silk shirt.

Yes. I feel their wardrobe was wrong on this one, too. They should have just worn what they wear to shows or similar. Parrish would have looked so much cooler in his Whitt's B-B-Q shirt, and Matt could have sported one of his cute plaid shirts sans suspenders . That would have made for a cute pic.

If nothing else, they can still use their snow day shot. I really like that one.

please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shut up about the clothes!

I may be speaking outta line here... but I'm into ruining surprises! That album they recorded? Well I've heard it. Rory popped into the CD player and I was like, "What the hell is this shit?!?!?"

"It's their new direction." he said, "It's a rock opera, like 'Tommy', but based on 'Our Town'."

So there you have it. No more need to surmise about the hat and suspenders. All part of the show.

should we expect a stage show as well as a major motion picture?


I would really like to see "The Features on Ice"

Rollum is practicing his salchows right now... he's can nail a triple blindfolded... so, yes, Ray, there will be a "Features Ice-stravaganza" slogan: "Skimpy costumes and low temps = fun for Dad!" Now I'm giving away way to much. The wrath of Daigle shall be upon me.

The re-working of Iris DeMent's classic will be the first single released.

Stopforme is right! There is a much more important issue here, folks. I mean-- who in the world does their make-up. It's atrocious!!!

i completely disagree with you carl. their make-up is perfect! god they look soooooooo cute! they can do no wrong! we should change the poll to which feature has the most style. or, which feature you would like to marry most? i call roger! we would look so cute together. carl, i think you with matt in his suspenders and hat would be the cutest couple in the world. you should totally marry him! we could go on double dates! whoooooo CUTE!

Am I the only one with a favorite here? Like I said, #34 is the one I could see as album art. This is the exact expression I associate with Pelham-- content, but not thrilled. Parrish on the other hand looks very happy-- something I'd like to see more of. Rollum is looking slightly snotty and Roger is looking very Roger-- sort of aloof and contemplative.

You are so right! Ahhgggg-- if only that sexy man wasn't married. Of course, I'd have to get in a very, very long line if he wasn't.

Oh, and hands off Roger-- he's mine, bitch.

(Edited by carligula at 1:41 pm on Aug. 27, 2003)

we can still pretend like he isnt married and like all of them are completely available and itching to date a message board member!

okay, so where would we go on our double date? what would we wear? this is so fun! and cute!

Okay, I get it now. You're right-- this is fun! And cute!

I think we should get ice cream. A very good source of mine (the bass player for the guy who works part time at the pizza place where Parrish's little brother hangs out), tells me that Matt's weakness is triple fudge ice cream. That would be sure to win him over! I can't even begin to imagine what I would wear to impress him. I just hope he doesn't wear that silly hat

i LOVE the ice cream idea. thats so weird that matt likes chocolate! i like chocolate too! i wonder if roger likes chocolate? wow, if we all got the same chocolate flavor, that would be the cutest! maybe we could go before a show and then during the show shout out cute things like, "WE LOVE CHOCOLATE!" and it could be like, our code! and so when we yelled it they could look at us and smile! godddddd i love the features! and chocolate! yaaayyyyyyyy

Actually, his roommate's cousin's ex-bofriend was just telling my dentist the other week that Roger prefers superman sorbet. Isn't that adorable!?! Maybe you should consider Rollum. Maybe he likes chocolate, too. Plus, he's so cute!!!!!!!

(Edited by carligula at 3:44 pm on Aug. 27, 2003)

okay this ruins my adorable plan. i cant marry rollum because i dont wed people that are better at video games than me. its just not that cute when i lose. well, i like sorbet... maybe we can work this out? what do you think about the code idea? i need your input if we are going to have a double wedding! oooh and we could have the sorbet at the wedding! HOW CUTE!

They've auditioned me for the role of Mr. Webb, but I think Parrish should rightfully get it. I wanted the Stage Manager, but that naturally goes to Rory. I also think that this new turn will propel "Walk You Home" to the logical choice for a single. And Matt still needs to lose the suspenders and cap.

i agree....the suspenders and conductor hat really need to go. it reminds me too much of thomas the tank engine.

i think he looks adorable.

Agreed.