Does anyone know or have a theory about whether any of The Features read this message board occasionally? Do you think if they did it would change the way you posted on here? And how does this relate to theme, syntax, and diction? Analyze and Discuss, Compare and Contrast various views in a well-developed five paragraph essay.

I know that at least one band member is on here pretty regularly.

oh come on...you must divulge more.

we can't.

ditto.

I'd bet that at least 3 band members have read this board, I have no idea about posts. That doesn't affect what I say here, but Keith's opinion does.

I have a theory regarding a certain mb member being a member of the band, but I shan't say which mb member or which band member, because I have no justification for this theory. I really don't know how I came to believe it, actually. But believe it I still do...

Will

everyone knows those don't guys own computers

man, how can you be drunk again tonight after the weekend that was had?

Dude, Rollum can't even turn on the TV with the remote... I saw an episode once where he had to yell at Jack to come help him after Sharon told him to Piss Off

(Edited by Peace Frog at 11:15 pm on Feb. 23, 2003)

these words? from yer mouth? how fuuny!

"i'm calling you drunkie. yes, that's right, drunkie. and there's nothing you can do about it becasue i'm inside my cereal box fortress."
-stewie griffin

the reason is because verde and two hot pipes don't drink that much, so i have many beers left over...sadly i have to study so i cannot drink any right now. perhaps in the morning.

speaking of Stewie....I just found out that a dvd will be released April 15th of the first two Family Guy seasons! It Gonna Rain!

god (peter) loves us!

Yip! Now I have presents for all my friends and family for the coming year. I remember participating in an email petition to ask Fox not to suspend Family Guy. They brought it back for like 2 episodes.

The Features are far too busy eating caviar, fighting villains, and chasing loose women to waste their time on their own message board. That would be as dorky as wearing their own T shirt to their shows.

truffle shuffle! truffle shuffle!

The first season of Futurama is going to be released in March. I'm saving my nickels.

Back to the topic at hand... I'll probably get in a lot of trouble for this, but I think it's time to unmask some message board members. For those of you who don't know already, jamiecarroll is none other than Roger Dabbs.

For what it's worth, I talked to one Features member saturday night who never posts, but does like to read.

I think Archibald posts...but it's only a matter of time until he realizes that this is the features board, and not the deatures.

(Edited by damon at 11:32 am on Feb. 24, 2003)

and i think ray davies has twins if that gives anything away...(wink wink nudge nudge)

ray davies is Mrs. Pelham?!?

It's like the fog has lifted and a new light has been shone on me!!! It's sooooooo obvious.

i just happen to live with mr. davies...if that sheds any light on the situation...

(Edited by damon at 4:15 pm on Feb. 24, 2003)

wow! so you're half of the focus of songs such as "SWSA" and "bumble bee"? i never would've guessed. aren't you a little too young to be typing though?

So which of the twins are you? I didn't realize you guys could type yet... It just seems like yesterday you were flipping blueberry yogurt at Elmo...

it's kind of funny, really...i can't tell us apart, so it's hard to say which twin i am. ironically, i can already type, and i'm fluent in 3 languages (maybe i'll teach my dad the french part of psycho killer )

damon is "jurley", and digsyslattery is her twin "walk you home".......if that sheds any light. my pretty babies, they grew up so fast......

Actually my full name is Walkyouhome Kari-Ann Pelham. Of course due to the identicalness, I could be Jurley Heylou Pelham....who knows?

TF, that was seriously uncool. If I had wanted people to know who I was, I would've told them. Brian, please remove this thread.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 1:49 am on Feb. 25, 2003)

he was lying. he NEVER LEARNED TO READ. mwahahahahaha.

I'm sorry Roger, I mean JC. But it's out there now and I feel a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I can't tell you the countless hours I've spent scouring the boards to remove posts where you accidently slipped out of character and revealed juicy inner-circle workings of the band and all that... I'm so glad that stress is over!

Well, there's one thing for sure. If anyone on the board owned up to being a member of the band, the BS is laid on so thick that no one would believe him. I love it...

You best watch yoself, woman, 'cause he's gonna read that and then... well, someone's gonna read it to him and then...

With that said, I'm actually Parish Yaw. Or is that spelled with two "r"s?

it's two, parrish.

i don't appreciate this. you guys are making fun of my bandmates, my daughters, and each other with this thread.

(Edited by stalker on skates at 7:55 am on Feb. 25, 2003)

this made me think of that scene in clue when mr green says, "mrs peacock was a man!?!?!!?!?"

i fucking love that movie.

I LOVE Clue too. I bought it off of ebay over a year ago, and I can't get enough of it. Whenever I am feeling bad or stressed about school, I just watch it. It ALWAYS makes me laugh.

hhaaaha- I wish I could accommodate your request. As much as I love Chunk, my avatar is starting to annoy me but alas I'm too dumb to figure out how to make a new one work.

i'm glad that my post didn't go inappreciated

It isn't just you. I too cannot upload any avatars for some strange reason. It sucked because I found myself stuck with Michael Jackson as my avatar until I went to my fallback.

I told BrianW the other night about not being able to upload avatars either. But, if you find the website, you can link a different avatar through there. You just can't upload it from your computer. At least, I can't. He said the problem might be temporary.

I always just find a pic on google.com and copy the address of it to my control panel instead of uploading one. It's always worked and it doesn't clutter theFeatures.com webspace. I rarely see people recycle their pics, so it seems like the better alternative for most.

I have nothing to back this up.

Yeah I did that for a long time and am now doing it again, but I enjoy creating my own since most pictures online are odd sizes or are cropped weirdly. But this ain't no big deal and I can always try and get a free website to upload images to. And until then, I have a totally rad Nightcrawler avatar.

And me, well, I just have three avatars on my webspace that I cycle through, and they all look similar anyway. Is Ms. Carroll the only person who simply doesn't change their avatar at all?

Will

Michael and I are looking but haven't found the answer as to why there's the errors when uploading avators. I'd use the linking option if you can. Hopefully we'll get it straightened out soon.

Don't you guys love our board administrators? They always come to our rescue.

...well that changes things...

You just now realizing this Stalker? This was news like two days ago!

no, im just now RESPONDING to it. i was in such a state of shock that i had to let it go for a few days. don't make fun. we can't all be "administrators".

yeah, well i'm just now seeing it for the first time... i don't know what to believe... although I've been in the company of one mr. davies and one mr. damon before.

Or at least you think you have. It's a popular joke around here to pretend your some one different in person. For example, half of the people on here who think they've met deevol/Mike_D actually met me. Ha ha ha!

Not unlike the Rescue Rangers....

Yeah, I can tell you that on more than one occassion I've talked to some dude who claims to be jamiecarroll, but he was clearly NOT Roger Dabbs.

ch-ch-ch-chip and dale's rescue rangers

if i may quote one Monterey Jack, "chee-eeeee-eeeeeese!"