once rollum told me that he loved my sunglasses. he said that they looked so cool and he was jealous that i was comfortable enough to wear them. he said that he just couldn't bring himself to wear them because they made him feel like a poser; like he was trying to be cool and he really just felt like a kid trying to play dress up. GLAD YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH TO WEAR THEM NOW, ROLLUM!

Rollum's always been cool.

Hey, Rollum-
Why are you referring to yourself in third person?

I'm not Rollum. As a matter of fact I'm the FeaturesTroll and I'll prove it by quoting the FeaturesTroll song for you to enjoy with your tea.



The Features Troll he's the best
He's the best from east to west
He's the best, he's the best
He's the best, best, best, best, best, best

Repeat verse 17 times then fade

i think you're just a crazy leprechaun living under a bridge, dancing a stupid jig, drinking both your share and mine. who ever heard of such?

My jig is NOT stupid. It is the envy of all who are graced with it's majesty.

Man, it's good to have you back, FeaturesTroll!