Are there some new beards that I don't know about? Did Rollum suddenly grow a massive beard? Has Parrish left his razor stateside? Didn't Roger shave?

The answers to these questions and more, at eleven.

(Edited by damon at 9:28 am on Jun. 3, 2004)

I think what I meant by that was, why the beard attention? Have they never seen a beard before?

P told me that the last time they went over.Every interview someone said something about his beard.like it was a growth or something.the last guy ask him why do you wear that,and he said to piss you people off!!!!lol
you know parrish wont cut them any slack,ha,ha

does "P" stand for parrish? talk about "lol"

i don't understand that either...i think they mention the beards constantly because they are so bad at what they do--i've seen so many reviews and blurbs from over there that are way off-base and completely ignorant of the band it's ridiculous...so to disguise the fact that they haven't done their homework, they go on surface appearance alone to compensate...that one from the nme really pissed me off, just cos it was the nme and you'd think they would do better--it said something about them doing hot hot heat covers or some such bs...the features were doing this music when hhh were in short pants! not literally, but you know what i mean. ridiculous.

yeah,maybe they should moderate the reviews!!oh-yeah it stands for parrish!lol

The NME reviewer didn't seem to know what she thought about The Features. I couldn't decide if it was insulting, or what. Though I guess that's a normal reaction. I remember the first time I saw them I wasn't sure what to think.

weird beards? the most unfashionable band in the world? it seems they meant well there, but i don't think the features are unfashionable at all, and certainly can't compete with the likes of british sea power and, hell, about a million other bands in that category...in the NME review, i think it was a back-handed compliment, faintly damning praise--they seemed to like it, but it was just written by an idiot who, like most of the NME writers, is writing more for spectacle than for accuracy, more concerned about their writing than the actual subject...most alarmingly, the name 'grandaddy' seems to be thrown around liberally in these features reviews.

I never seen my grandpa jump around like Matt!!except when he put that screw driver in the house breaker box!lol

ok, you've reached your limit.