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FlyingFeaturesFan

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Posted Friday, February 7, 2003 at 7:01 PM

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I was wondering if the members of the features had jobs other than rockin out, then I figured, well they probably do. do any of yall know what they do?

sinasugarsick

let you see my WHAT?

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Posted Friday, February 7, 2003 at 7:37 PM

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matt is an attorney specializing in litigation.
parrish is a chemical engineerer.
roger is a pimp.
rollum is still in highschool.

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

FlyingFeaturesFan

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Posted Friday, February 7, 2003 at 7:40 PM

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is that really what matt and perish do?

Peace Frog

Smokin' Monkeys is Funny

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Posted Friday, February 7, 2003 at 8:21 PM

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They sure are... in fact, when I was injured on the job, Matt got me $1.5 million paid to me over the course of my lifetime. THANK YOU MATT PELHAM!!!!

Peace Frog Productions

StephanieW

I Rule.

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Posted Friday, February 7, 2003 at 8:26 PM

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They sure are... in fact, when I was injured on the job, Matt got me $1.5 million paid to me over the course of my lifetime. THANK YOU MATT PELHAM!!!!

I can see you saying that in a commercial that comes on at 2:00 A.M. on a local network. Nice.

Peace Frog

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Posted Friday, February 7, 2003 at 8:37 PM

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If you only knew... there's a level of Hades reserved just for me so I can watch all the horrendous late night commercials I've done...

Peace Frog Productions

Johnny Thunder

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Posted Friday, February 7, 2003 at 9:28 PM

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They sure are... in fact, when I was injured on the job, Matt got me $1.5 million paid to me over the course of my lifetime. THANK YOU MATT PELHAM!!!!

Justice is my right - and Matt DEMANDS it!

"Sugar, Mr. Poon?"
"No, never, never... thank you."

YaDaDaDa

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Posted Friday, February 7, 2003 at 9:42 PM

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Parrish's next video: How to make bulletproof plexi-glass.

I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham

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Posted Saturday, February 8, 2003 at 1:38 PM

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FFF-rock n roll don't pay the billz

You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc

mike_D

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Posted Saturday, February 8, 2003 at 4:18 PM

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You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc

classic. when you can't make trips a flask or two of whiskey always come in handy, you still have to buy cokes though. I guess you could stuff a couple bottles down your pants.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields

Genius Girl

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Posted Saturday, February 8, 2003 at 9:48 PM

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Parrish's next video: How to make bulletproof plexi-glass.

That was hilarious! I'm down for leaning that though!

Speaking of what jobs the features have, I have always wanted to know that. I figured that if I ever ran into them like on there job and I wasn't exepecting it, I would freak out a bit. Within like my first month in Mufreesbore, I saw Parrish drive on South TN and that freaked me out, I called my friend and told her....

stalker on skates

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Posted Sunday, February 9, 2003 at 1:18 AM

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Speaking of what jobs the features have, I have always wanted to know that. I figured that if I ever ran into them like on there job and I wasn't exepecting it, I would freak out a bit. Within like my first month in Mufreesbore, I saw Parrish drive on South TN and that freaked me out, I called my friend and told her....

I've always wondered that too. its kind of like, "huh, the features are real people? weird."

thank you for being a friend.

YaDaDaDa

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Posted Sunday, February 9, 2003 at 12:51 PM

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As I got into the world of Spongebath bands, it was a shocking revelation that they all have day jobs. It took me a while to get over it, but in the end just strengthened my determination to sponsor them in any and every way possible.

On a related note, I saw Matt Pelham in a Gutterguard commercial late last night.

I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham

FlyingFeaturesFan

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Posted Sunday, February 9, 2003 at 2:31 PM

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As I got into the world of Spongebath bands, it was a shocking revelation that they all have day jobs. It took me a while to get over it, but in the end just strengthened my determination to sponsor them in any and every way possible.

On a related note, I saw Matt Pelham in a Gutterguard commercial late last night.

was it really him or someone that looked like him?

Keith

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Posted Sunday, February 9, 2003 at 2:34 PM

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Ignore this. It was originally a mean post, and I'm wussing out.

(Edited by Keith at 3:36 pm on Feb. 9, 2003)

I TOTALLY AGREE!

Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

mike_D

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Posted Sunday, February 9, 2003 at 3:45 PM

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Ignore this. It was originally a mean post, and I'm wussing out.

wussy.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields

Buckley

You will POOP your bald pants!

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Posted Sunday, February 9, 2003 at 7:44 PM

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Ignore this. It was originally a mean post, and I'm wussing out.

Yeah, let's be nice. She's only 15. I'm guessing it's a she. On a related note, I turned 6 to-day. wheee!

Why would you do that?

FlyingFeaturesFan

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Posted Sunday, February 9, 2003 at 7:58 PM

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Ignore this. It was originally a mean post, and I'm wussing out.

Yeah, let's be nice. She's only 15. I'm guessing it's a she. On a related note, I turned 6 to-day. wheee!

if your were talking about me, I'm a he

smee

...

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Posted Sunday, February 9, 2003 at 8:02 PM

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On a related note, I turned 6 to-day. wheee!

Yeah, I noticed that Buckley. You have quite an extensive amount of Wes Anderson knowledge for a 6-yr-old. Happy Birthday.

damon

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Posted Sunday, February 9, 2003 at 8:28 PM

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pandas eat bamboo...

We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.

exliontamer

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Posted Monday, February 10, 2003 at 3:25 AM

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pandas eat bamboo...

they don't just eat it, they surround themselves with it. smee and i went to see her cousins at the atlanta zoo about a year and a half ago. they slept.....................................and then they woke up, buried themselves in bamboo, peeled off the leaves in a cigar shape, and ate it..........................then they walked around a little bit and went back to sleep.

Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!

Buckley

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Posted Monday, February 10, 2003 at 2:32 PM

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Ignore this. It was originally a mean post, and I'm wussing out.

Yeah, let's be nice. She's only 15. I'm guessing it's a she. On a related note, I turned 6 to-day. wheee!

if your were talking about me, I'm a he

oops..sorry about that. I meant no disrespect. I had to pick a pronoun. Figured you'd let me know if I was wrong, though.

Why would you do that?

FlyingFeaturesFan

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Posted Monday, February 10, 2003 at 3:13 PM

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Ignore this. It was originally a mean post, and I'm wussing out.

Yeah, let's be nice. She's only 15. I'm guessing it's a she. On a related note, I turned 6 to-day. wheee!

if your were talking about me, I'm a he

oops..sorry about that. I meant no disrespect. I had to pick a pronoun. Figured you'd let me know if I was wrong, though.

I wasnt trying to be mean or anything, I was just letting you know