i feel that in all of these *threads* there's too much talk of stalking matt, falling in love with matt, gushing over matt. don't get me wrong, i'm down with some serious matt love, but i think it's time somebody started stalking parrish.

official fave feature: parrish

I know why you like Parrish it's because he sometimes wears sunglasses inside

awww he is so gosh darn cute...playing all of those awesome keyboards-sexiness. i love talking to him about his keyboards, too. awww

he's a badass...nevermet such an amazing keyboard player......

while on the topic, what do you all think? Long hair or short? I dug the long hair myself, but that may be because I am forever wishing I still had mine.

no comment on the hair, i like them both. but i must say i dig the beard.

Short Hair

as i've previously stated, the more body hair, the better the boy.

right on sista! i got me a furry one!

man, i LOVE Parrish! i have had more conversations with him than any member of the band. he is such a cool kid and i like his hair long and short. parrish rocks my socks.

I had a dream last night that parrish was in love with me. it was really cool.

We all know that Matt is married. But what about Parrish? And what about Roger and Rollum, for that matter? Are any of the other Features dudes betrothed?

Good question. I'm curious about that, too.

matt's the only married one. roger and rollum have girlfriends. who knows about parrish. i dont' think so though...

Parrish is married to the sea.

dibbs on parrish.

Dabbs on Parrish?

holy fucking shit i'm a member.
and i didn't even notice.
i think i should win the prize for person it took the longest to finally get cool and become a member.
prize suggestion: date with parrish

Yeah, what's up with that? You've been around here longer than me. I guess you don't post enough. Just do like the rest of us and type in any random thoughts that pop into your head. You can move up the ranks quite quickly.

yeah.