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thelawnwrangler

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Posted Friday, February 1, 2002 at 9:20 AM

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question- is it just me or does 'darkroom' have more than a few masterbatory refrences in it? despite pelham's deadpan denile, i still believe it true. opinions?

You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
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Posted Friday, February 1, 2002 at 9:29 AM

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'I've got a dirty mind
It takes control sometimes
When I lie down to sleep
It's creeping up on me.'

YOU decide...

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sinasugarsick

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Posted Friday, February 1, 2002 at 9:30 AM

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i agree.

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

ghostflower

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Posted Friday, February 1, 2002 at 10:22 AM

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definately about masturbation....whats wrong with that? its good for you....

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neuboy

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Posted Friday, February 1, 2002 at 12:56 PM

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Lawnwrangler,
Unless you are making reference to a fishing lure of superior quality the proper spelling is m-a-s-t-U-r-b-a-t-e. That said, I must concur-darkroom is definitely about mast(e)rbation.

Baby Jane's in Acapulco, we're all flying down to Riooooooooooooo

ghostflower

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Posted Friday, February 1, 2002 at 1:00 PM

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the name dark room kinda gives it away.....

We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!

thelawnwrangler

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Posted Friday, February 1, 2002 at 1:06 PM

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sorry i don't know how to spell masturbation, you'd think i'd know how to spell that word.

You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc

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Posted Friday, February 1, 2002 at 1:10 PM

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and why might that be?

phases and stages, circles and cycles, scenes that we've all seen before, let me tell you some more

thelawnwrangler

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Posted Friday, February 1, 2002 at 2:23 PM

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i think you know what i meant (insert smiley face).

You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc

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Posted Friday, February 1, 2002 at 2:54 PM

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>>a fishing lure of superior quality<<

That's incredible. 0's and 1's cannot convey how hard I laughed when I read that. n-boy, you're a genious.

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sinasugarsick

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Posted Friday, February 1, 2002 at 5:35 PM

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genius

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

thelawnwrangler

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Posted Saturday, February 2, 2002 at 2:19 PM

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actually, if it were a fishing lure of superior quality it would be masterbait.

You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc

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Posted Saturday, February 2, 2002 at 4:54 PM

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Speaking of mastery, look who's a junior member now. Way to go, man. Our lives are but a small sacrifice for improved status in the realm of internet message boards.

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neuboy

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Posted Sunday, February 3, 2002 at 3:14 AM

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Damn you Lawnwrangler. Welcome to the club.

Baby Jane's in Acapulco, we're all flying down to Riooooooooooooo