The show at the Slow Bar on Friday kicked my butt....twice. The Features are rock and roll champions of all time. Is it possible to get a setlist??  I'm just curious of the names of the songs that I didn't already know.

shave your poodle?

I hate poodles.
How bout 'killmypoodle'?  'kickmypoodle'? 'dipmypoodleinavatofbatteryacid'?
I'll get back to you with some more brilliant suggestions... this happening, of course, if you haven't been offended by my current ones...
(and you were probably thinking that I'd have info on the set list doohickey thingy)
I'm obviously bored....
goodnight
wheee

No, no. Not offended at all. Keep the suggestions of the various things one could do to his or her poodle coming. How about...givemypoodleanicecreamypeanutbutterbeard?

Dearest Sean,

The following is a puddle of poodley ponderances, please preview:

'peelmypoodleandpouronthesalt'

'yankee-poodle-dandy-ihatethatsong'

'pulltheplugonmypoodleplease'

'anyone smoke?'
oh, sorry... got a little sidetracked. (wink)

'pretentious-poodleENO'

'poodlesquirts'

'peeonmypoodleplease'

'chokemypoodle'

......................... THUD.

(I'd sign my own name..... but that would take away from the Waffle House theme I got goin' on.)
 
OH, and one more thing... how does ones face look when it gets rocked off? And how do you determine whether it has OFFICIALLY or UNOFFICIALLY been rocked off?
I suppose it's better than having your face rocked ON.
........ or something.
???

........ And SEAN, I concur, the show at Slow Bar was fantastical.

Anyone happen to see where I might have parked my car?

heeeee

What's the name of the song with the rapid clapping part in it? Every time a see the Features I want the audience to clap for that song in that same rapid fashion that they've clapped all through it. Does that make a lick of sense?

See You Through.

Thank you Lauren.