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TOPIC: New Video Suggestions
Posted  Sunday, September 22, 2002 at 8:25 PM
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OK, I finally saw the Fair video and thought it was great. Since these things are apparently becoming easier to make and post, I think some requests are in order.

We already have the videos "Roger Makes a Candle" and "Parrish on How to Fix a Blown Engine Valve", why not request what we see Matt and Rollum do?


10 -- Rollum on how to roll a fattie
09 -- Matt shoplifts from Kroger
08 -- Rollum washes his hair after an exceptionally sweaty show
07 -- Rollum mows his grass (with special appearance by Ceeze)
06 -- Matt gives his heart to Jesus
05 -- Matt on How to change two diapers at the same time
04 -- Rollum beats the crap out of Matt Meeks and Parrish for breaking Roger's candle
03 -- Matt on how to rob a grave
02 -- Rollum chooses candy over boobies
01 -- Matt asks YDDD to be be his husband forever and ever
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Sunday, September 22, 2002 at 8:27 PM
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Matt and Rollum trying on clothes to wear to a show. It is a ritual and the comedic possibilities are endless.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Sunday, September 22, 2002 at 8:37 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Sep. 22, 2002 at 7:27 PM"
Matt and Rollum trying on clothes to wear to a show. It is a ritual and the comedic possibilities are endless.
Sounds pretty good to me.

I love videos with random occurences in them, so i would like to see the features at a waterpark or buying groceries or doing their best 80's wwf impersonation (roger doing hacksaw jim duggan=priceless)...just random things which would make me chuckle and then fall over dead due to lack of oxygen...
Posted  Sunday, September 22, 2002 at 8:48 PM
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As I told the BrianW at the Blue Sky Court show, the Features watching/playing Match Game would be awesome. Or howsabout a little Newlywed Game action with the boys and their respective life-partners? That would be interesting...
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Sunday, September 22, 2002 at 11:50 PM
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Thanks for the suggestions. We have a few random videos in the pipeline waiting their turn to come out. We have Rollum's video in the works but it's taking longer due to our schedules (well, mine, I'm working on a film and it has nearly consumed me for the last five weeks). Matt's is still a question mark and I've talked to him some about what we might do. I hope to discuss it further with him this weekend.

I'll be travelling with the guys on the Atlanta/Athens trip this weekend, so hopefully I'll catch something cool that we can put up here.
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 6:02 PM
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Oooh ooh me! I got one.

Matt on How to help BrianW make and edit together another video...
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 4:25 PM
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After watching some MTV, I've decided to suggest a Features Cribs. A parody of course that doesn't even have to take place in their house. Rollum showing us around the Boro acting like it's his house or something equally odd would be cool.

Of course I've been half asleep/half studying so anything seems cool right now...
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 9:31 PM
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"Rollum watches midget clown porn..."
Posted  Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 9:32 PM
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That one was me...I got carries away. Forgive me.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham