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TOPIC: Rollum is cutting his grass
Ceeze
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Posted  Monday, June 10, 2002 at 11:18 AM
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Or at least he was 5 minutes ago. I just thought everyone should know. I don't know why.
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Posted  Monday, June 10, 2002 at 11:30 AM
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Crazy stalker?
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
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Posted  Monday, June 10, 2002 at 1:03 PM
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Actually, I believe that Ceeze lives right down the road from him. Right?
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Posted  Monday, June 10, 2002 at 1:19 PM
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did you take pictures for me?
thank you for being a friend.
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Posted  Monday, June 10, 2002 at 3:42 PM
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Yeah, 4 houses away. I was going to stop and ask him if he wanted me to do it for him since I don't believe rock stars should have to cut their grass, but he was almost done, and I'm lazy.
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Posted  Monday, June 10, 2002 at 5:32 PM
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Rock stars have to cut the grass, too.. Besides the Features aren't done paying their dues yet.
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Posted  Monday, June 10, 2002 at 5:40 PM
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Was his mower electric, gas, or 2 cycle?
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Posted  Monday, June 10, 2002 at 6:35 PM
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briggs- i beg to differ. the features have been paying dues for the last eight years.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
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Posted  Monday, June 10, 2002 at 6:57 PM
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Will this be the subject of the next video? 'How to Cut the Lawn... Featuring Rollum Haas.'
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Posted  Monday, June 10, 2002 at 7:41 PM
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He did a good job. If this whole drumming gig doesn't work out for him, he may consider a life in landscaping.
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Posted  Monday, June 10, 2002 at 7:59 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Jun. 10, 2002 at 7:57 PM"
Will this be the subject of the next video?  'How to Cut the Lawn... Featuring Rollum Haas.'
It should be.
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Posted  Monday, June 10, 2002 at 11:57 PM
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Was he wearing a shirt, or could you see his bare chest in the bright summer sun, sparkling with sweat??? Chest hair? Wife beater? tee shirt?
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Posted  Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 10:17 AM
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it mow my lawn too!! this is soooo cool! he and i could be such great frieds...
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Posted  Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:06 AM
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"Quote from YaDaDaDa on Jun. 11, 2002 at 12:57 AM"
Was he wearing a shirt, or could you see his bare chest in the bright summer sun, sparkling with sweat???  Chest hair?  Wife beater?  tee shirt?

Bikini top and short shorts.
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Posted  Tuesday, June 11, 2002 at 11:08 AM
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...that sexy boy... err, wait, i didn't mean that...
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Posted  Wednesday, June 12, 2002 at 12:44 PM
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"Quote from damon on Jun. 11, 2002 at 12:08 PM"
...that sexy boy... err, wait, i didn't mean that...
Sexy indeed.
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Posted  Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 5:51 PM
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The joke is too far. Sorry for invading privacy, et cetera.

(Edited by Ceeze at 3:38 pm on June 27, 2002)
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Posted  Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 6:33 PM
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"Quote from Ceeze on Jun. 26, 2002 at 6:51 PM"
He was cutting again today at about 4:15, for those of you with Rollum/lawn care fetishes. I drove back past with Walk You Home blaring. I probably scared him.
you feeling the need to share this probably scares him more than blasting the features in your car.
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Posted  Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 6:56 PM
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Yeah, probably so. Apologies all around.
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Posted  Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 1:07 PM
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1. does rollum drive a yellow beat up truck? i think i almost ran into him the other day...... he needs to use his signal.
2. i refuse to believe that the features have day-jobs
3. is it pronounced (Ra-lum) or (RO-lum)?? i've heard both?
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Posted  Sunday, June 30, 2002 at 1:16 PM
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"Quote from overemo on Jun. 30, 2002 at 2:07 PM"
1. does rollum drive a yellow beat up truck? i think i almost ran into him the other day...... he needs to use his signal.
2.  i refuse to believe that the features have day-jobs
3. is it pronounced (Ra-lum) or (RO-lum)?? i've heard both?

1. He drives a pimped out Cadillac Escalade on 22s
2. Rollum's day job is busting flows for Nelly
3. I don't think you can pronounce it, it's more of a symbol
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