hey there features fans! i have a quick favor to ask:

(regarding the nashville show on thursday)

a friend of mine wasn't able to get tickets in time and the show is sold out!

she has asked for my help and i'm asking for yours...

if anyone has ANY extra tickets please let me know asap!!

(on top of payment, i will throw in a nifty acrylic painting *by yours truly* to the person who helps! sweet action!)

comment or e-mail scenerape@gmail.com if you can help.




(crossposted from the features community on LJ)

(Edited by scenerape at 12:18 pm on Feb. 15, 2005)

Man, I was going to help... but then the green color made my eyes explode... I'm now blind and embarking on a personal journey to eradicate the colored text menace.

your username pisses me off and plus like 10 honest to goodness true board members have requested the same thing. get in line.

hm, well the ignorance in your response pisses ME off mr "i wanna dip my balls in it" but since you've decided to judge me (twice) i will inform you that A.) there are usually several definitions of a single word in the english language, and B.) i AM an "honest to goodness true board member" - i just happened to create the features livejournal community and don't wish to self-glorify by releasing my identity. but thank you for for the needless hostility in any event. xxoo

no problem
welcome to the board, rapist.

thanks, although i've been a board member (with my other name) quite a bit longer than you have...

(and the only thing i'd like to "rape" right now are your unfounded assumptions.)

oh please.
go right ahead.
and you should know by now that this board is all about unfounded assumptions.

Can you help with Chicago's March 4 show?

My text is black!

Will
damning his friends for not committing to the show sooner

i realize that, but i'm still too proud not to respond to them.

Main Entry: rape
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): raped; rap·ing
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin rapere
1 a archaic : to seize and take away by force b : DESPOIL


<3

thats fine and good, scenerape.
i just hope your name isnt sarcasm.
cheers!

have a stellar night. <3

Sure!!!! How many?

id like some tickets, too

Gawd, I'd forgotten how entertaining this damn board is.


Thanks for the midafternoon laughs, honest to goodness true and untrue boardmembers.

hey pick a side beyotch my bets are on scenerape

that was a non-parisan comment.

and people forget sometimes. this is entertainment. it ain't that serious.

if fact, i LOVE the irony of the scenester (s) getting pissed at that screen name.

me too

scenester. hah.
<--finishes a night of playing world of warcraft and looks foward to bed.
i just thought the name was a little offensive is all.
why arent there more classics like weenysmack, 6969hOoBaInCuBuS420, and Snatch_Cootchiesex is all im saying.
no harm done.

i bet some people think "i wanna dip my balls in it" is offensive too, though. i don't personally, i feel as though you should dip your balls into whatever you're so moved to dip them in, but i'm sure some people would.

i think scenerape is a wonderfully creative name, myself.

mmmmm honey mustard mmmmaaaaaaaaallllllghhhh

Alright, so, would you be able to justify that same statement to a judge on say March 22..........?

I don't think a judge would particularly care what my opinion is on the question of where balls should and should not be dipped really. If he did care, I'd hope I got him the next time I had to go to traffic court....


mmm honey mustarrrrd! i've always wanted to sit in a giant bowl of orange jello, personally. but i guess that doesn't really matter in this particular conversation because i don't have the aforementioned items with which to dip.

(Edited by serah at 10:50 pm on Feb. 24, 2005)