The one piece of merchandise that I think the features should have is Pins. They go with almost anything and it would be an easy way to show support of our beloved features. And I think a lot more people would buy pins than they would t-shirts because they are cheaper. they could put the logo from the new t-shirts on a pin and they would sell like hotcakes. this is just an idea.

I would also like to have a Rollum bobble-head for my dashboard.

Pins would be a great idea. And good call on the bobble head idea, Tom Foolery. They could make a few for every member. I would be more than happy for any of the Features guys to be on my dashboard. Hey, Matt, Parrish, Rollum, or Roger would be better than a hula girl up there anyday.

the tshirts aren't that expensive, are they? though i enjoy my bird shit, i personally want the old shirts back. i had a red one with a keyboard on it (i think it was a keyboard), but i traded shirts with this boy at the end after drinking heavily during a features show. i suck.

that is the best idea i have ever heard.

I don't think that they are that expensive at all, especially since shipping is included when you get them off of here. I would probably pay a lot more, considering I am a Features addict and all.
Oh, and I think that there should be posters. If they had a giant one of maybe the band playing somewhere or even just the group shot like the one that is on the merchandise section of this website, I would be all for it. I would probably even buy some for gifts. It would be so great to have a large poster of those lovely guys on my wall.

I'd buy Bobble-head Features. That would be great. I'd put them in the car I'm someday going to get.

Why do we have to choose one or the other? The bobble-head band could be wearing hula skirts, and they could have little instruments. I'd put them on my dashboard, turn on the MP3 player, and have a Features concert everywhere I go!!!

Wouldn't that be awesome? I would even roll down my windows so all of the other people could hear what I was playing. And I would sing all of the choruses REALLY loud at red lights, so I could attract as much attention as possible, at which time I would point to the bobble-heads and yell, 'The Features rock my world!'. Sounds great to me.

(Edited by StephanieW at 6:14 pm on June 6, 2002)

bird shit? it's amazing the things people will buy these days...

they should have zippo lighters with a features logo on it...that wya people will get them out during the show...arena rock in club!

features condoms... share your intimate moment with your favorite band member

Wow.

eh, just a thought...

Matt Pelham is a great songwriter, but I don't want him anywhere near my crotch.

What do condoms have to do with your crotch??? You don't actually put ketchup down there, do you?

what in the world...?

Hahaha....Nice. I am all for some Features condoms. But hey, any kind of Features paraphernalia is just fine by me.


(Edited by StephanieW at 5:59 pm on June 12, 2002)

ketchup, no. mustard... maybe...

The Features should be just like KISS and put their name on everything from earplug cases to caskets. It would be a features bonanza!

The features casket would of course come with a scented features air freshener that comes in four differnent shapes and sizes and scents.

dude, you've been watching too much 'six feet under'.

it would include an eterna-rest matress of course...

premium velvet interior and quilted inner panel, as well as swing handles and corners with the logo on it...premium 18 gauge steel with each band member's signature and air-brushed likeness!!!!

...with an air freshener that would only work during the period where it would really stink

What, do you work for a funeral home or something, YDDD?

What ever would give any one that idea????

Actually, I'm thinking on leaving that hive and heading down the road my degree is supposed to take me...

what about the features themselves as merchandise? who wouldn't want to rent parrish for an hour? or maybe just the pins would be nice...

so true...