imagine you are stuck in an elevator with a member of the features..who would you rather be with and why...plus what type of conversation and craziness would happen?

Based on my experience, Parrish would likely know how to fix the elevator.

he also might have some dank dank nuggets.

You need to take 2 Advil, drink a glass of water, and go to bed, LW.

huh huh... you said 'nuggets.' huh huh...

NOT Matt...he breaks too many strings and I wouldn't want to be in a place where our lives are hanging by one.

I would want to be stuck with Roger. Hopefully after spending a couple of hours with him, I could figure out what is fake mustache is made of.

I can honestly say that there are many people that I would rather be stuck in an elevator with...

most of whom would be of the opposite sex

Vanna White...........

Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise
then I fall down a hole, and that's when I realize...

um, Matt definitely. we would talk about records and music and we would spoon. that's all I have to say about that.

Matt or Roger

i'd talk to matt about such bands as the creation , and the jam.

i'd talk to parrish about ian mclagen, the organist of the small faces.

That's cute.

Roger, because he can do this:


(Edited by Lauren at 12:38 pm on Mar. 26, 2002)

Roger can host images? He's more machine than man now.

heehee...is that better?

(Edited by Lauren at 12:39 pm on Mar. 26, 2002)

i imagine being stuck in the elevator with any of the band members might spawn some star wars talk. that always seems to happen when people are together for a long period of time and cant help it

i asked this question because i was once stuck in an elevator and the two other people in there with me we did nothing but talk about and speculate about movies especially star wars. neither one of them wanted to discuss music for some reason...

i hate discussing music with strangers. they always seem anxious to name a band you've never heard of, or to one up you with some stupid fact they read in an album guide. my girlfriend and i went into electronics boutique and this fucker working there started trying to name bands we've never heard of because he said we 'look like we like good music'. i wasn't to keen on the bands he mentioned(sunny day real estate, muse, random emo crap). i hate nearly all new music. most of it's just a half ass rehash of something older and better. other people's opinions are irrelevant. especially people who like jam bands, emo, thug rap, cheese prog, or neo psychadelic post baroque rockabilly. no depression sucks too.

It seems like I avoid talking about music almost altogether these days because of the reasons ELT named above.  I just say go hear the Features or listen to FL OZ or Annie Sellick and try to drop it at that.  

I'd rather discuss Star Wars.  My favorite spin is the possibility that the representation of the story we see has actually been written and thus altered by those who wrote it.  I think the historians who recorded the war and mailed it to George Lucas actually changed the details so that we would really be cheering for the terrorists/'rebels'.  Come on, would they really build a space station and give it a name like 'The Death Star'?  Who could they get to build something called that?  It was probably a galactic shopping mall or something.  And the dark side of the force?  It was probably changed to that from a more neutral beige or lavender side of the force.

is roger doing drugs in that piture? it looks like some type of custom bong my brother would make.

I guess inhalants can be called drugs, even ones that are sold as toys. And I think it IS an illegal substance in some states.

drugs shmrugs. I like sunny day real estate.

I like talking music with strangers, but like any subject, it depends on the person - they might suck and want to tlak about weird shit or want to impress you so name some fucking rnaodm bands just to be cool. it happens. but its no reaosn to exclude the idea of talking music with strangers completely.

'some fucking rnaodm bands...' oh my, is this a new genre of music that i don't know about? i'll have to call up neuboy and get a swank, pretentious description.

so talking about music with strangers. it's kind of my only hope, so please don't scare others off here. see, all of my friends really enjoy thinking up new ways to tell me that my taste in music is shit. i get the whole 'you're going to see that sock-puppet band,' and 'you listen to background music,' and 'hey let's go see the band where a guy plays an antenna.' i kind of start salivating when talking to someone new who has taste tantamount to mine, forgive me.

as for knoxville, i'm pissed as fucking hell that you're stealing my board meeting, deevol. not actually, the only person i really wanted to come over was the pre-hardy boys figure of 'elliot,' now extinct. sort of. his creator is, of course, always welcome here.
on that, purim is this friday. actually the holiday was a month ago, but the 'be there or be goy' event is friday. if anyone's here you have to wear a costume and plan to abuse the substance of your choosing. i still sure would care to see the features the weekend.

what is purim?

Celebrating Purim during Passover?? Damn gentiles.

you better fucking watch it keith...do you see those *two* dots under my name? that's right, i'm a JUNIOR MEMBER now so you should back off afore i have to take you out and kick your ass. my roomate set the date, and she's straight up heb, as in been to the holyland and all and brought me back a t-shirt. we actually may postpone until the weekend after next, but regardless lawnwrangler, purim a jewish holiday about esther and it's all about when the jews were saved, and you're supposed to get dressed up and drink jewish wine until you 'can't tell the difference between right and wrong.'