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TOPIC: The chalking of MTSU
Posted  Monday, August 19, 2002 at 5:31 PM
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If anyone's up for this, we're trying 8 o'clock tomorrow (tuesday night)

At...the steps of Old Todd Library, be on time and dressed for playing with chalk. Also have some ideas for things to catch people's attention and where all we should tag.

Post if you're going to show:

If you post, and don't show you owe me a beer

if you don't post, but do show, well I have no punishment for you.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Monday, August 19, 2002 at 7:13 PM
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I'll be there. I'll try to drag damon along with me. who's buying chalk?
Posted  Monday, August 19, 2002 at 8:47 PM
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I have a nice collection remaining from the zach nite, so i can bring mine. I have some lovely pastels, pinks, blues, oh it'll be gorgeous.


Snap I've been watching too much Charles Nelson Reilly....
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Monday, August 19, 2002 at 10:46 PM
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ray davies and i could participate. name a time and place.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, August 19, 2002 at 11:00 PM
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"Quote from damon on Aug. 19, 2002 at 10:46 PM"
ray davies and i could participate. name a time and place.
Didn't I do that in the intial post of this thread? I'm confused.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 12:03 AM
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"Quote from Ceeze on Aug. 19, 2002 at 10:00 PM"
"Quote from damon on Aug. 19, 2002 at 10:46 PM"
ray davies and i could participate. name a time and place.
Didn't I do that in the intial post of this thread? I'm confused.
hmmm... it's a possibilty. don't mind me. i'm actually illiterate.

i don't know about owing anyone beer or anything, but i'm sure i'd apologize if i didn't show.

(Edited by damon at 11:19 pm on Aug. 19, 2002)
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 9:32 AM
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"Quote from Ceeze on Aug. 19, 2002 at 4:31 PM"

At...the steps of Old Todd Library, be on time and dressed for playing with chalk.
The steps across from the WPS Building? Just making sure.
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 12:38 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Aug. 20, 2002 at 9:32 AM"
"Quote from Ceeze on Aug. 19, 2002 at 4:31 PM"

At...the steps of Old Todd Library, be on time and dressed for playing with chalk.
The steps across from the WPS Building? Just making sure.
Yeah, i do believe that's the one, its next door to the KUC and Jones Hall. Across the street from Peck. I noticed some pretty decent chalking already, but I say we just overkill it.

Remember 8 o'clock. Steps of the Todd building.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 4:03 PM
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"Quote from Ceeze on Aug. 20, 2002 at 11:38 AM"
I noticed some pretty decent chalking already, but I say we just overkill it.

Remember 8 o'clock. Steps of the Todd building.
we should make one that can be read from space.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 4:43 PM
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just wondering....anyone buying chalk? i would hate to meet up and no one have any chalk
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 5:08 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Aug. 20, 2002 at 4:43 PM"
just wondering....anyone buying chalk? i would hate to meet up and no one have any chalk
Um..... I think that DigsySlattery might have some left over chalk from the "Zach Nite." I'm not positive, but it's just a hunch.
So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 5:13 PM
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"Quote from JustAnotherDrive on Aug. 20, 2002 at 4:08 PM"
"Quote from ray davies on Aug. 20, 2002 at 4:43 PM"
just wondering....anyone buying chalk? i would hate to meet up and no one have any chalk
Um..... I think that DigsySlattery might have some left over chalk from the "Zach Nite." I'm not positive, but it's just a hunch.
LOL yes i do indeed have it and plan on bringing it.

And while we're on it, anyone interested in chalking up MTSU tonight at 8? rolleyes.gif ph34r.gif biggrin.gif
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 5:19 PM
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Where exactly is all this? I want to go see it tomorrow after school. I don't know any of the building names there, so it might be hard to explain.
So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 6:25 PM
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MTSU. If you know where MTSU is walk around.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 7:09 PM
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Alright...rain. However there should be enough dry/covered places to still make a difference. Todd, tonight, 8
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 10:51 PM
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So, how did it go? Did you get massive chalking done?
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 11:19 PM
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it was interesting, to say the least. hopefully it won't set the norm for future meetings.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 11:33 PM
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i enjoyed the meeting. it was nice to meet other message board members. overall, it wasn't a waste of my time.
Posted  Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 11:35 PM
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Of course I get home and immediately come here. It was nice...I'm sure my monotone awkward voice was loved by all (after the awkwardness wears off it does reach Paul Lynde heights of weirdness). I finally got rid of the chalk that was sitting in my drawer, and i must say it went to good use (designs near the LRC included).

So....IHOP still on? I've got a hankerin' for some chocolate pancakes....
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:03 AM
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"Quote from damon on Aug. 20, 2002 at 11:19 PM"
it was interesting, to say the least. hopefully it won't set the norm for future meetings.
What the hell Damon? You mean no chalk penises at future meetings?
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:27 AM
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"Quote from Ceeze on Aug. 20, 2002 at 11:03 PM"
"Quote from damon on Aug. 20, 2002 at 11:19 PM"
it was interesting, to say the least. hopefully it won't set the norm for future meetings.
What the hell Damon? You mean no chalk penises at future meetings?
the novelty of chalk penises could soon disappear. there are only so many people for us to laugh at as they walk by and giggle at the chalk penis.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:29 AM
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I was just told the plural for penis is penes. Someone research such a thing and find the truth. I received this information from a reputable source.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:53 AM
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did you guys slander other m'boro bands?? that's not cool..
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 2:11 AM
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"Quote from derran on Aug. 21, 2002 at 12:53 AM"
did you guys slander other m'boro bands?? that's not cool..
Not to my knowledge. Unless you count "Got a kid sister? Bring her to The Boro Thursday for Silent Friction and...THE FEATURES." However Silent Friction arent from Murfreesboro and they take pride in their charm with the younger opposite sex.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 9:30 AM
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"Quote from Ceeze on Aug. 21, 2002 at 2:11 AM"
"Got a kid sister? Bring her to The Boro Thursday for Silent Friction and...THE FEATURES."
Forget kid sisters... if you have an OLDER sister, bring her.

And, for the record, both penes and penises are both acceptable plural forms of penis.

(Edited by Tom Foolery at 9:32 am on Aug. 21, 2002)
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 9:51 AM
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feable penis and chalk.........what an evening! it was nice to finally meet some people out there. hopefully we got the message out. ray davies had a little trouble spelling at first. thursday is soon upon us......can't wait.
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:02 PM
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"Quote from Ceeze on Aug. 20, 2002 at 11:29 PM"
I was just told the plural for penis is penes. Someone research such a thing and find the truth. I received this information from a reputable source.
are there reputable sources on such topics?
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:05 PM
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"Quote from damon on Aug. 21, 2002 at 12:02 PM"
are there reputable sources on such topics?
You mean other than your mom? That can't be resisted, I apologize.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:11 PM
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"Quote from Ceeze on Aug. 21, 2002 at 11:05 AM"
"Quote from damon on Aug. 21, 2002 at 12:02 PM"
are there reputable sources on such topics?
You mean other than your mom? That can't be resisted, I apologize.
jokes about moms are beneath me- just like your mom was last night. damn, i couldn't resist. oh well, it's all in good fun.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:34 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Aug. 21, 2002 at 2:30 PM"
And, for the record, both penes and penises are both acceptable plural forms of penis.
I second that.
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:44 PM
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"Quote from StephanieW on Aug. 21, 2002 at 11:34 AM"
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Aug. 21, 2002 at 2:30 PM"
And, for the record, both penes and penises are both acceptable plural forms of penis.
I second that.
hmmm... at the risk of ruining whatever reputation you may have. why would any girl other than an educated porn star know the correct plural form of penis?

of course i jest...

(Edited by damon at 11:49 am on Aug. 21, 2002)
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 12:53 PM
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"Quote from damon on Aug. 21, 2002 at 12:02 PM"
"Quote from Ceeze on Aug. 20, 2002 at 11:29 PM"
I was just told the plural for penis is penes. Someone research such a thing and find the truth. I received this information from a reputable source.
are there reputable sources on such topics?
In all honesty the reputable source was the 70 year old woman that used to teach psychosexual adjustment at MTSU. She was well versed in the subject, but its hard not to giggle when grandma is on the floor demonstrating positions.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 1:00 PM
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"Quote from Ceeze on Aug. 21, 2002 at 11:53 AM"
"Quote from damon on Aug. 21, 2002 at 12:02 PM"
"Quote from Ceeze on Aug. 20, 2002 at 11:29 PM"
I was just told the plural for penis is penes. Someone research such a thing and find the truth. I received this information from a reputable source.
are there reputable sources on such topics?
In all honesty the reputable source was the 70 year old woman that used to teach psychosexual adjustment at MTSU. She was well versed in the subject, but its hard not to giggle when grandma is on the floor demonstrating positions.
hahahahahaha... pause for breath... hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

i can see how it might be hard to refrain from laughing at an elderly lady demonstrating sexual positions.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 1:19 PM
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"Quote from damon on Aug. 21, 2002 at 5:44 PM"
hmmm... at the risk of ruining whatever reputation you may have. why would any girl other than an educated porn star know the correct plural form of penis?

of course i jest...
A porn star, I am not. Sorry to disappoint.
And, yes, I know you jest...as always.
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 1:20 PM
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"Quote from damon on Aug. 21, 2002 at 1:00 PM"
i can see how it might be hard to refrain from laughing at an elderly lady demonstrating sexual positions.
It sounds like The Sex Show. I watched that show with a girl who really likes it. However, I never realized that the host was an old woman. It was kinda weird at first.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 3:28 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Aug. 21, 2002 at 6:20 PM"
It sounds like The Sex Show. I watched that show with a girl who really likes it. However, I never realized that the host was an old woman. It was kinda weird at first.
Hmm. What girl would that be?
Posted  Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 4:46 PM
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"Quote from StephanieW on Aug. 21, 2002 at 3:28 PM"
Hmm. What girl would that be?
Gentlemen do not discuss their romantic escapades.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 10:48 AM
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we just flaunt them............
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 2:20 PM
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"Quote from ghostflower on Aug. 22, 2002 at 10:48 AM"
we just flaunt them............
Quite right! Therefore, you should all check out my new website: http://www.TomFoolerysHarem.com
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 8:07 PM
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I couldn't find the building. I drove on this road for 20 minutes and didn't see anything, so I went home. But I'm sure it was really good.
So I'm Hooking up with David Dewese David Dewese, double D Hooking up with DD DD, don't make me say please again oh no again oh no
Posted  Friday, August 23, 2002 at 5:59 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Aug. 22, 2002 at 7:20 PM"
"Quote from ghostflower on Aug. 22, 2002 at 10:48 AM"
we just flaunt them............
Quite right! Therefore, you should all check out my new website: http://www.TomFoolerysHarem.com
That's funny. I'm not on there anywhere....
Posted  Saturday, August 24, 2002 at 9:46 AM
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"Quote from StephanieW on Aug. 23, 2002 at 5:59 PM"
That's funny. I'm not on there anywhere....
That should tell you something.

If you'd like to fill out an application, my secretary (who is also a member of the harem) can get an application for you. When you send it back, please be sure to include a recent photograph.

(Edited by Tom Foolery at 9:48 am on Aug. 24, 2002)
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Monday, September 2, 2002 at 7:04 PM
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i'm sure that there will be no further drawing of chalk genitalia.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, September 2, 2002 at 8:29 PM
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to whom it may concern:

we (the features chalk people) promise to never again deface any other band's promotion materials. (however, I do not recall defacing any other band's promotion materials, but whatever). we were only trying to help. i hope this doesnt cause any bad feelings. it will never happen again. we promise to make it up next time.

the honorable ray davies