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TOPIC: The fifth Feature
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 6:33 PM
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I just woke up from a dream where I was at a Features concert and Billy Bob Thornton was the fifth member. And during the break the annoucer suggested that maybe Angelina Jolie was here and I looked over at Billy Bob and he is leaning against a pole, eating hot and sour soup, shaking his head and saying "Oh puuuhlease".

And there was a lady who strongly resemebled one of the ones in your icon, Sina, and I remember just knowing it was you. Does anyone else do that? Picture people as thier icons? For some reason I picture you, Disgy as that guy in the Axe commercial where he is in that elevator and the chick like stops the elevator.. not sure why.
You're so fucking money you don't even know it
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 6:42 PM
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"Quote from rachel1808 on Feb. 18, 2003 at 6:33 PM"
I just woke up from a dream where I was at a Features concert and Billy Bob Thornton was the fifth member.
maybe this is because we all now know that roger does such a mean billy bob from slingblade. let me ask you, was cartman floating around in there anywhere?
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 6:43 PM
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"Quote from rachel1808 on Feb. 18, 2003 at 6:33 PM"
Does anyone else do that? Picture people as thier icons?
Does this mean that you don't look like a hippy taking a drag?

And, although jamiecarroll is very pretty, I can assure you that she is no Jennifer Love Hewitt.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 6:51 PM
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"Quote from rachel1808 on Feb. 18, 2003 at 6:33 PM"
For some reason I picture you, Disgy as that guy in the Axe commercial where he is in that elevator and the chick like stops the elevator.. not sure why.
That's pretty close....well in the fact that I am awkward and short (I'm no where near as skinny as he is though).

I often picture people as their avatars. I was quite shocked when Keith was not Samuel L. Jackson and that Jamie Carroll was, indeed, closer to resembling Neve Campbell than J.Love. Mighty props to Mike D for actually using himself as his avatar at some point (if I recall correctly).

(Edited by DigsySlattery at 6:51 pm on Feb. 18, 2003)
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 6:54 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Feb. 18, 2003 at 7:51 PM"
I was quite shocked when Keith was not Samuel L. Jackson
I really did think that's what he looked like!
You're so fucking money you don't even know it
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 6:59 PM
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"Quote from rachel1808 on Feb. 18, 2003 at 6:54 PM"
"Quote from DigsySlattery on Feb. 18, 2003 at 7:51 PM"
I was quite shocked when Keith was not Samuel L. Jackson
I really did think that's what he looked like!
Yeah, he looks more like Omar Epps.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 7:10 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Feb. 18, 2003 at 6:51 PM"
...Mighty props to Mike D for actually using himself as his avatar at some point (if I recall correctly).
yeah, I did it briefly as deevol. I changed because I decided to be more secretive. Now that my name is out in the open, and most MB identities have been revealed I could use it again. I remember some people thought I wasn't wearing a shirt, I think I will make a true topless one and use that...
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 7:12 PM
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"Quote from rachel1808 on Feb. 18, 2003 at 7:33 PM"
And there was a lady who strongly resemebled one of the ones in your icon, Sina, and I remember just knowing it was you.
that's anne bancroft with dustin hoffman in a promo from the graduate. i've been told i resemble her.
and even though sugarplum is the real mrs. robinson, she says i'm mrs. robinson. hmmmm
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 7:16 PM
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"Quote from mike_D on Feb. 18, 2003 at 8:10 PM"
I think I will make a true topless one and use that...
i thought you working with me at deja vu was suppose to be a secret
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 7:30 PM
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i've been told that i look like a panda.
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 7:30 PM
Post 11 of 19
"Quote"
i thought you working with me at deja vu was suppose to be a secret

what I do after work is the big secret.

(Edited by mike_D at 7:31 pm on Feb. 18, 2003)
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 8:27 PM
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My students tell me I look like J-Lo
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 9:56 PM
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Sorry, I am no Samuel L. Jackson. This is what I look like, Rachel:

user posted image

(Edited by Keith at 10:57 pm on Feb. 18, 2003)
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:05 PM
Post 14 of 19
"Quote from Keith on Feb. 18, 2003 at 9:56 PM"
user posted image
See, I said he looked like Omar Epps.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:13 PM
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Note to self:
Do not introduce self to Keith at show.




Who IS that?
You're so fucking money you don't even know it
Posted  Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 10:37 PM
Post 16 of 19
Note to self:
Keep fiancee away from Keith because his manhood may sweep her away from me.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 10:22 AM
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i think keith looks like a hulk hogan snowman.
Posted  Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 11:05 AM
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"Quote from smee on Feb. 19, 2003 at 10:22 AM"
i think keith looks like a hulk hogan snowman.
Yeah, but his snowman looked NOTHING like the Hulkster.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 7:13 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

this is me right now. rachel your dream is awesome, and that is the funniest thing ive ever seen. thanks, keith. i can't stop laughing.
thank you for being a friend.