I heard a rumor tonight that's gonna make ya'll haters maaaaaaaad.

Oooooh I can't wait.

Any idea when this thread will make sense to me?

I'd say in about 30 minutes.

I still don't get it...

Do I really have to spell it out for you?

D'oh! I can't believe I didn't guess that.

And I STILL don't get it... Why is this under "General" ?

(Edited by joeywade at 10:46 pm on Sep. 19, 2005)

ok im too lazy to translate whatever the hell that link is in babblefish or whatever that is so im just going file this under "pointless crap" for the time being.

I was driving myself crazy wondering "what does all of this mean? I hate this!" And that's when it hit me...What if JC wants everyone to learn from this thread. But what could the message be? So I took another look at the first post. "Make ya'll haters maaaaaaaad." What makes haters mad? Is JC trying to get us to understand something about how we need to be as people living on this planet together? What makes haters mad? The answer is love.

(Edited by FeaturesTroll at 1:39 am on Sep. 20, 2005)

I'll assume that because I've heard nothing about this, that it has nothing to do with the Messageboard. Of course, I wouldn't be entirely surprised.

I'll also assume that beacuse JC posted this, that it is legit and that it has everything to do with The Features. I assume you're talking about the recording of the new album, JC?

Ok, all kidding aside, I'm assuming this has something to do with Parrish's upcoming solo album.

Haha, I love it. Yes, the haters will be quite stymied by this one...

OK, this thread needs to be explained now. Seriously.

Agreed, I think we've be wayyyyy to patient.

In retrospect, I think it was a mistake for me to post this. It is, after all, not really my style to go around spreading rumors and leaking secrets. So basically, I'm sorry for spilling the beans, albeit cryptically. The Features, via CarlW, will announce anything they want us to know when they feel that the time is right.

This is the biggest mystery since Locke found that hatch.

OK, I just heard that Caleb Followill is co-producing the next album. Is that what this is about?

hasn't this place always been about leaking things before their time. Heck, I remember times, when we wouldn't have even known about shows had it not been for people leaking info. Basically, I think you should just spill all the beans

You mean like the Katrina benefit and the opening gigs for KOL a few weeks back?

Or the Red Rose benefit at Bingham's place.

That was a doozy.

Come on, all the cool kids knew about that...

i was reading the archives a few weeks back and this place used to be really fan-girly too! polls on which member is the sexiest and talks about spying on rollum mowing the yard and speculations on what he was wearing...where was i when all of this was going on?

someone finally got Keith to calm down and take his meds.

Apparently, wherever you were when you were 15.

However, the Rollum lawn mowing is more pseudo-homo-eroticism as I believe that was Ceeze. I wonder if Rollum mows his lawn now, or if he pays some servant to do it now...

Yes, when you think pseudo-homo-eroticism, I'm the name to trust. Although I wouldn't be so quick to throw in the pseudo modifier.

so hey, you'd be the guy to ask....
1. do you still live by rollum?
2. does he still mow?
3. what does he wear while mowing?
4. why haven't you photographed this yet?

i'm sure we'd all like to know this here...

you should ask his fiance what he wears while mowing.


and since you're all about it, you could see a pic of him in an adult bookstore


for the right price.

(Edited by sinasugarsick at 11:39 pm on Oct. 14, 2005)

dude, i asked the fiance and she wouldn't answer, thats why i need ceeze's help... he could actually probably point me in the direction of the bookstore pic although i may not be entirely interested...

and to anyone reading this...fear not, i'm no rollum creep...

No, it was a furniture store!!!

Oh YEAH! I forgot about that. LMAO!