When the Features become world-reknowned and adored by millions, it is only feasible to bet that one of them will blow his fortune on drugs and bitches. The looming question is: Which one? Could it be more than one? You make the call.

What a funny topic! I definately voted for Roger. He already looks like he could be involved in some sketchy activities. But that's not necessarily a bad thing....

It seems as though Roger is winning by a landslide......

i voted parrish. not really sure why. i think I can just see him in an adidas track suit sippin champagne with pretty girls dancing all around him and a doberman by his side while "bust a move" is playing in the background. okay, so maybe thats not him blowing money on hoes and drugs as much as a scene out of dude wheres my car but still fun to picture.

I voted for roger I can see that he has that bitch slapping twinkle in his eye just ready to shine

Rachel that was so hilarious what u siad about Parrish lol

While I am not sure where the 28 people who voted on this topic have come from(Do we really have that many regular post-ers on here? Anyway...), they have spoken with certain authority that the Dopester is the most likely Feature to blow cash on smack and hoes. Honestly, I voted for Parrish. For some reason, I can visualize him being strung out on a bed with bikini-clad girls feeding him grapes. Oh well, it has been settled differently. Roger "Dopester" Dabbs wins in a landslide. Do us proud Roger, do us proud!




(Edited by richarddawson at 12:28 am on May. 18, 2003)

To my knowledge, this is the first time anyone has deemed a poll closed. Not that you can actually close them, but I can't recall anyone ever proclaiming a winner in a previous poll.

Just noticing.

Will

well i think it's safe to say that parrish ain't gonna sneak back up and win this one.

...unless "show me the tranquilizers" pelham somehow gets awarded all of the dopester's votes (looking in the direction of brianw)...because, c'mon, how many of us are actually still buying that "rock-n-roll daddy" image anyway?

(Edited by HaveSomeSoma at 6:51 am on May. 18, 2003)

i voted for rollum. when i voted, i was sure that everyone would have voted for rollum, bc i don't like to look at the posts to spoil the suprise. but i was wrong.

Parrish wears those sunglasses so you can't see that his eyes are bloodshot.

i had to vote for Rollum, just because he has the best nickname

i still think rollum has perfect arms for heroin addiction...

i've always thought roger looked like a porno star.......

With worldwide fame at their fingertips, this will all soon come to pass.

While I find nothing wrong with drugs or hoes (being in both businesses) and I am sure that the Feature boys would find this humorous, I am actually sort of offended by this poll. I don't mean to get up on my soap box and I don't want to be seen as a square, but these fellas are really good guys that treat their women well and with respect. I think they are more likely to spend all of their money on the really good expensive name brand cereal (instead of fortunate trinkets or frosted o's). And shoes.

Dude, what's up with Roger "winning" by such a landslide?

For the record, this was all started for humor, nothing else. I don't see the band going Danny Bonaduce or anything.

And all I can say about Roger winning by a landslide is that maybe his secrets are out.

- You mean like "Crispy Octagons"? That's certainly name-brand.

They're my all-time favorite for complete lack of any naming creativity. They are, as their name implies, crispy, octagon-shaped cereal extrusions. I mean, fer cryin' out loud! What if General Mills had name Cheerios "Little Circular Oat-Based Rings"?

I think you're right. Except it'll be:

Matt: Records and maybe a real Mosrite
Roger: A New Car
Parrish: A New Car
Rollum: Obscure-- really obscure-- bands' CD's, records, paraphernalia.

By the way I heard it was Rollum's birthday the other day. Happy Birthday, Rollum! How old is he now, anyway? 37? Gettin' up there, I'd say...

there, that's better

Well, I guess so.

I say "car" for a reason, however...

(...he said mysteriously...)

hahaha. that is too much.

OK,...... my secrets out ! ...........yes........ i might buy a few name brand cereals if i had the chance, but damn, frosted o's are going to be hard to give up! almost as hard as the SMACK and all my HOES............. speaking of which i gotta get back to the corner.

Don't you think you should be using your limited posts for more important things, like voting on whether or not Raven Simone is fat?

my thoughts exactly.....