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TOPIC: who is your favourite feature?
Posted  Friday, November 30, 2001 at 10:44 PM
Post 1 of 19
1. Roger
2. Matt
3. Parrish
4. Jim (played a couple shows)
5. Rory (did i spell that right?)
6. the old drummer
7. the old guitar player
8. the group of girls who would sing backup on 'paid to think' from the crowd
9. booji boy (for his influence)

let's see did i get everyone important?  yep, i think so.
phases and stages, circles and cycles, scenes that we've all seen before, let me tell you some more
Posted  Saturday, December 1, 2001 at 10:08 PM
Post 2 of 19
1. Matt
2.Rollum
3.Parrish
4.Roger
The shoes of the fisherman's wife are some jive ass slippers...
Posted  Monday, December 3, 2001 at 1:17 PM
Post 3 of 19
Luke Schneider (but only when he had the bobby dylan hair)
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Monday, December 3, 2001 at 9:24 PM
Post 4 of 19
1. Ron Nasty
2. Dirk McQuickly
3. Stig O'Hara
4. Barrington Womble
5. Leppo
I'm alright, I'm just tired...I'm sorry, did I say I was tired?  What I meant to say was you make me want to put my head in the oven.
Posted  Tuesday, December 4, 2001 at 12:42 AM
Post 5 of 19
Luke owes me dinner. Those here before the site opened will vouch for that.
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Posted  Tuesday, December 4, 2001 at 12:59 AM
Post 6 of 19
Luke is MY FAVORITE too!
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Tuesday, December 4, 2001 at 9:05 AM
Post 7 of 19
i have ti disagree with everyone *sorry* when i say that Matt is my favorite feature. dont take it the wrong way..but if i were gay, matt would be the first guy id go after. but im not...so dont worry. his song writing ability is great and his stage action is incredible...i want to be Matt. just for a day...as long as i get to sing.
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Posted  Tuesday, December 4, 2001 at 11:18 AM
Post 8 of 19
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.  So if you were gay (wink wink), then you would go after Matt?  But you're not (wink wink), so we don't have to worry.  Perhaps you should jump off your tendencies and take a chance.  Ever notice that Matt never pays much attention to the girls that try to pick him up after shows?  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  Maybe Matt has the same tendencies you do.  Well, either that or he doesn't want to disappoint his WIFE AND KIDS.

But it doesn't stop there, oh no!  You want to BE Matt for a day.  Just as long as you get to 'sing' (wink wink) with yourself.  Dude, this is unhealthy.  Just don't announce what shows you plan to attend because everyone else would like Matt to show up.

This is intended as a joke because, surely, you are joking.
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Posted  Tuesday, December 4, 2001 at 1:14 PM
Post 9 of 19
yeah luke owes a lot of people a lot of things. ahem...air ticket.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, December 5, 2001 at 3:36 PM
Post 10 of 19
man, i feel like i'm not welcome here. I mean i feel like that guy Luke is not is not welcome here. And to all those who thought they guessed the Dr. Analog question right, it was not Luke, it was Brian Carter! foolish mortals!
My Favorite Features:

Lord Baltimore
Peanut
Basil
BooBoo
"Is this what you want you want to do with your life, man? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at 2 in the morning?"
Posted  Wednesday, December 5, 2001 at 10:39 PM
Post 11 of 19
Yep, it must have been Brian Carter. Well, if you see Brian Carter around anywhere, tell him I have another EP I want him to produce. It's called 'The Beginning Week Two - Really Good Songs that sound like they're recorded in a giant Nike Shoebox because of horrible production'.



Geez, that was cold.

Eh, my favorite features don't have crooked tails.
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Posted  Thursday, December 6, 2001 at 2:40 PM
Post 12 of 19
yes yes yes i was joking...i just highly admire Matt, as well as the rest of the band ohmy.gif)
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Posted  Monday, December 17, 2001 at 12:04 AM
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I've met Nostalgic Mike numerous times, introduced him to band members, and watched his 'love'(thats what he calls it) for Matt grow.  And please don't have Matt urinate on a Shirt, cause then I'll have to smell Mike on Wednsday nights. I'll pray for you Mike. I thought the Dominican would've given you some insight about Man to man Love. Stay straight Mike... Stay Straight.
Hello how are you I never want to see you again.
Posted  Monday, December 17, 2001 at 2:09 AM
Post 14 of 19
Just so I get this straight, Matt and Mike have made love before in the Dominican Republic?  Interesting.
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Posted  Monday, December 17, 2001 at 10:27 AM
Post 15 of 19
actually what ya ma call me? and me have been to the dominican republic on a missions trip with our church. i dont think matt has ever been, however he should check it out...very beautiful place
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Posted  Monday, December 17, 2001 at 1:15 PM
Post 16 of 19
Then I shall quote you Leviticus 18:22  'thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination'.  Sleeping with other men, even if it is in the Dominican Republic, is a sin.  Your punishment will come in one of two forms.

Old Testament God: you will be struck down where you stand and die a quick but painful death

New Testament God: you will recieve forgiveness so you may break this law again only to be forgiven again in an infinite loop only to repent on your deathbed to recieve entry into heaven

Bonus God (Zeus): i'm not sure what Zeus would do because from what i hear, he enjoys a little side action as well
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Posted  Monday, December 17, 2001 at 7:37 PM
Post 17 of 19
alright, you got me on that one. but really im not gay. im not after matt. im not gay and after matt. i dont want matts urine on my shirt, i would be disgusted by that. i just think he is incredible, can i say that without implying that im gay?? i hope so. but seriously it was just a joke

but also in leviticus it states that it is an abomination for a man to cut his sideburns

(Edited by nostalgicMike at 9:04 pm on Dec. 17, 2001)
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Posted  Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 2:28 PM
Post 18 of 19
And asking your money back from a loan, and going to town on your period, and wearing clothes made of more than one fabric, geez.

And since Jesus said in Revelation that nothing shall be taken from or added to the book...and some of the stuff contradicts the other stuff.....

We should do whatever the hell we want.
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Posted  Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 7:59 PM
Post 19 of 19
Praise be to Allah.
Baby Jane's in Acapulco, we're all flying down to Riooooooooooooo