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TOPIC: 100th Member
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 2:01 AM
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I think the 100th member to join this board should get a prize of some sort.  1 complementary pizza party at Showbiz?  1 carton of Marlboro Lights?  1 Stax/Volt box set?  any suggestions?

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 3:03 am on Feb. 20, 2002)
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 2:18 AM
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the pizza party sounds great, but they don't let the big kids play on those playgrounds. i got kicked out of a mcdonalds for doing that.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 2:26 AM
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they get a broken guitar string from matt.
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 3:19 AM
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that's too common. how about a fake moustache just like roger's.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 10:31 AM
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well, looks like someone's gonna have to mail a dabbs issue fake moustache to khautala.

i have a better idea. let's send him roger's real moustache.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 12:49 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Feb. 20, 2002 at 3:01 AM"
1 complementary pizza party at Showbiz?

Instead of Showbiz, I would suggest that we have it at CiCi's. That would certainly bring brianeno2 back from the dead.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 2:52 PM
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how about a date with a band member?
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 6:06 PM
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How about the chance to be their manager for a month...or the right to call yourself a former band member.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 8:22 PM
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who was the 100th member? to who ever you are..congrats!
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Thursday, February 21, 2002 at 9:42 AM
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Hey!  I just noticed:  I am the 100th member!  What do I win? wink.gif  Is this anything like being the 'hundredth monkey?'  

'The Features Message Board welcomes its newest member khautala...The Features Message Board has 100 members with 1573 posts in 152 topics'
Keith Hautala
keith@lexingrad.net
Posted  Thursday, February 21, 2002 at 11:38 PM
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Speaking of milestones... we're over 1,600 posts now. We should all get a prize when we make it to 2,000!
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Friday, February 22, 2002 at 12:12 AM
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...a broken guitar string from matt.
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Friday, February 22, 2002 at 1:12 AM
Post 13 of 20
how about if the winner gets to keep rory as a servant for a day.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Friday, February 22, 2002 at 8:17 AM
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"Quote from ghostflower on Feb. 22, 2002 at 1:12 AM"
...a broken guitar string from matt.
Given the rate at which Matt breaks strings, each of the 100 members on this board could get eight strings!
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Saturday, February 23, 2002 at 7:49 PM
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I say we should all get a dissertation from exliontamer on the relevance of Burma.
Posted  Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 3:28 AM
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i'd pay hight dollar for a dissertation of any kind by him.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 9:01 PM
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i was about to type it out, but that would take a while. read 'our band could be your life' by michael azerrad. while we're on the subject i'd like lawnwrangler to give a dissertation(to hell with your fancy 4 syllable words)on how much kula shaker sucks ass.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Monday, February 25, 2002 at 1:04 AM
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such a work would challenge my religious bleiefs (i'm a disciple of crispianism).

as always, you seem to take shots at my musical tastes. do i talk shit about mission of burma or abba? i think not, you dick.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Monday, February 25, 2002 at 1:34 AM
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no....you're a dick. burma and abba are great bands. i'm just teasing you sugar buns.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Monday, February 25, 2002 at 1:55 AM
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tease away, dollface. i'm listening to 'fernando' as i write this.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc