By my calculations this is post number 4,960. That means we're about to reach a major milestone. What are we going to do to celebrate? I think jamiecarroll should get to pick since over 10% of the posts here are his.

I put up at least 20 more tonight in the lyrics folder. Let's have a Nintendo party at number 5000. Everybody's welcome to my place, but I am in Virginia for the summer. Oh man, it is late.. So late that it is early. This is my 100th post. Finally, three red dots!

Dammit, 100 posts and I'm still a junior member? Screw that.
Let's get bumper stickers made that say 'I was there when The Features message board hit 5,000 posts and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.'

Oh I see, it changes over at 101. Awesome.

Let's take 5000 ping pong balls and throw them out of a building window and film them all hitting the ground and flying different directions at once. Each ping pong ball will of course have a post from the board written on it. I nominate the lurkers to transcribe all the posts onto ping pong balls. Then the newbies have to pick up all the ping pong balls.

Crap it's late I am really going to sleep this time. Staying up all night is fun. I get silly.

in light of the lyrics and tabs post; i think we should have a section in addition to the alcoholic one where we post when we've been up for too long. seems to be common enough.