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TOPIC: a little shallow, a little superficial
Posted  Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 12:13 AM
Post 1 of 38
sympathy for the devil

special thanks to foldsfan for complementing me on my hair. you won many cool points with that. unfortunately i can't really keep it up. my hair stylist used some conditioner that meg ryan uses and i only use aveda sap moss.
i mentioned this sunday night
i have a perfectly good explanation for friday. i thought i was jamie gertz doing the club scene from less than zero. roadie was andrew mccarthy and thelawnwrangler was robert downey, jr. or maybe i thought i was shirley manson in the queer video. or is it just that i'm much too much for you? i'm sooo over the ADD emo kids here that were oh so distracted by the making out and then tried calling ME out (in a bad way) about it. take your ritalin, don't snort it. i actually get to mark off things from my list of 100 things to do before i die. i remember my junior year in highschool. in the middle of the year my english lit teacher told me i was destined for greatness if i would only watch what i say and what i do. at the end of the year she changed it and told me that maybe i was destined for greatness because i don't watch what i say and do. no need to whine boy like a wind up toy you stutter at my feet one night rutherford seydel got upset with me for not being still. my god we were at the boundry and i was bored. anyway, he said 'you think you own the world, sina. i remember when i was your age, i thought i owned the world, too.' i told him he did. for those of you that don't know, rutherford seydel is probably the richest, most successful attorney in atlanta and that was still before he married ted turner's daughter. anyway, he lost his point. he knew he had fun getting to where he was. why is it ok for elastica to write a song, but when i act it out it's bad? why is it funny when liam gallagher starts a fight in a bar, but...?it's not the truth i say, it's just a mockery, don't need to waste my time, you know i really try where's carligula? are you a gemini? i swear you're my twin. we think too much alike. i'm putting my journey cover band on hold. jimmy hall's (and the prisoners of love) son will have to wait. and i swear i wasn't planning on exploiting him. ALL of this because i'm reuniting elastica. that's right. me, rhinestone cowboy, and this hot chick that i met sunday night at springwater are finding justine frischmann, smacking her, and yelling at her to get her shit together. then we'll keep in the tradition of elastica videos and surround ourselves with naked hot guys. and i told chris davis that he could shove that up his nashville scene critic's picks ass. did you guys know that the original title for the "new" nirvana song was you've got no right? i liked it better than you know you're right. i've got two good pick up lines for you guys. 1. aren't you the guy from interpol? 2. weren't you in the make up? i swear they work. BEN, sunday was not my fault. my friend kim totally spiked the eggnog. FOR REAL. they think it's funny when i get drunk and talk. is there something that i can do for you? tell me is it the way that i touch you and back to friday, it was a pleasure meeting the following people: tlw, roadie, brianW, etcetera, muck (argh), and neuboy, and whomever else i stumbled upon that night. i really wanted to hang out with lauren but i didn't sad.gif

love is the drug, babe.

(Edited by sinasugarsick at 1:14 am on Dec. 18, 2002)
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 1:21 AM
Post 2 of 38
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 18, 2002 at 12:13 AM"
that's right.  me, rhinestone cowboy, and this hot chick that i met sunday night at springwater are finding justine frischmann, smacking her, and yelling at her to get her shit together.  then we'll keep in the tradition of elastica videos and surround ourselves with naked hot guys.

OKAY...we GONNA DELETE THAT NOW>..WHAT i had posted...cause i fo' real do not even remember posting it!

(Edited by Rhinestone Cowboy at 9:32 am on Dec. 18, 2002)

"All I can do is PRAISE, WORSHIP, REJOICE, SHOUT, and CRY." ~ Jan Crouch
Posted  Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 3:55 AM
Post 3 of 38
is any of this in english
or is it drunkanese
Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note
Posted  Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 4:57 AM
Post 4 of 38
"Quote from teddyfred on Dec. 18, 2002 at 9:55 AM"
is any of this in english
or is it drunkanese
pretty sure its drunkanese. i speak it fluently.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 10:04 AM
Post 5 of 38
hey sina, it was nice meeting you too and i enjoyed what little bit i caught of the hairwax discussion. this is random but did you mention something about jimmy hall's son in there? i know both of them.
Posted  Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 10:19 AM
Post 6 of 38
*somewhere in the distance a cuckoo clock sounds*

(Edited by holeypeacoat at 10:21 am on Dec. 18, 2002)
Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 11:50 AM
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I feel what you're saying, Sina. It's very BP Fallon. Don't let the bastards grind you down...
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 3:13 PM
Post 8 of 38
forgive rhinestone cowboy. he hit his head really hard when he jumped off the wagon to sobriety.
and etc. i know ryan. he's the only straight guy i know that gets his hair highlighted.
the hair wax convo, man i'm a freak.
somewhere in the distance belle & sebastian are crying because hpc has wasted 14 posts on a message board other than theirs. some people love to hate me, it's nothing new. keep watching.
jamie, are you going to the show tonight?
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 4:38 PM
Post 9 of 38
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 18, 2002 at 9:13 PM"
jamie, are you going to the show tonight?
What show? Slack / Verde? Why, yes I am.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 5:23 PM
Post 10 of 38
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 18, 2002 at 1:13 AM"
wanted to hang out with lauren but i didn't sad.gif
Our dancing & crush conversation didn't count as hanging out? Or did they slip your mind ? wink.gif Either way, I enjoyed our magical moments together & I look forward to making some more tonight or Friday.

"Quote"
love is the drug, babe.

Indeed.
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Wednesday, December 18, 2002 at 11:06 PM
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it's so close to christmas...insteeeaaaaddd....merry christmas charlie brown!

ooooooooooo...16 wasted posts now! rolleyes.gif

(Edited by holeypeacoat at 9:27 am on Dec. 19, 2002)
Be still Cody! Be still!!!
Posted  Thursday, December 19, 2002 at 10:13 AM
Post 12 of 38
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 18, 2002 at 12:13 AM"
where's carligula?  are you a gemini?  i swear you're my twin.  we think too much alike.
My boss has banned everyone in the lab from messageboard use, so I'll be posting much less frequently, but I'm still here. I've posted a few times under show reviews lately. Fun thread.

I am not a Gemini. I am a Leo which means I'm completely self-absorbed (very true). I believe you when you say we think alike, however. We both seem to have a mysterious fascination with Lauren smile.gif

Oh, and we missed you very much last night. You missed a FANTASTIC show.

(Edited by carligula at 10:14 am on Dec. 19, 2002)
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, December 19, 2002 at 11:17 AM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 18, 2002 at 12:13 AM"
did you guys know that the original title for the "new" nirvana song was you've got no right? i liked it better than you know you're right.
actually, i thought the orginal title was "know your rights" which i thought was weird because the clash have a song with the exact same title...lord knows that the clash could kick the shit out of nirvana anyday (even during the "combat rock" period)....
Posted  Thursday, December 19, 2002 at 12:58 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Dec. 19, 2002 at 11:13 AM"

I am not a Gemini. I am a Leo which means I'm completely self-absorbed (very true). I believe you when you say we think alike, however. We both seem to have a mysterious fascination with Lauren smile.gif

Oh, and we missed you very much last night. You missed a FANTASTIC show.
I'm flattered, but I think that the real story is that carligula, sinasugarsick, and myself are actually triplets. See, I've always been amazed by the many similarities between myself & carligula, so if carligula & sina have the same number of similarities, the only answer is that we were all separated at birth. It took a supernatural force like the Features to bring us all back together again. The only catch is that Sina doesn't exude the catholic german-italianness that myself & carligula do...but maybe she just hides it better.
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Thursday, December 19, 2002 at 1:51 PM
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"Quote from Lauren on Dec. 19, 2002 at 12:58 PM"
...I think that the real story is that carligula, sinasugarsick, and myself are actually triplets. ... It took a supernatural force like the Features to bring us all back together again.
Perhaps Matt will write a song for you entitled "Three by Three."
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Thursday, December 19, 2002 at 3:04 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Dec. 19, 2002 at 1:51 PM"
"Quote from Lauren on Dec. 19, 2002 at 12:58 PM"
...I think that the real story is that carligula, sinasugarsick, and myself are actually triplets. ... It took a supernatural force like the Features to bring us all back together again.
Perhaps Matt will write a song for you entitled "Three by Three."
I think we deserve it, don't you?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, December 19, 2002 at 10:45 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Dec. 19, 2002 at 11:13 AM"
I am not a Gemini.  I am a Leo which means I'm completely self-absorbed (very true).  I believe you when you say we think alike, however.  We both seem to have a mysterious fascination with Lauren smile.gif

Oh, and we missed you very much last night.  You missed a FANTASTIC show.
a leo! that's it!!!
my 5 year old is a leo. so is her dad/my exhusband (who is pictured in my avatar). so is one of my bestfriends from highschool (who i've quoted in my signature). all of whom are almost completely self absorbed. chloe's dad wouldn't let anyone tell her she was pretty, he was trying to break the leo legacy. her kindergarten teacher said that on her first day of school she announced her name was chloe and that she was a lion. later she told everyone she had a new sister and that she was a fish. she knows her astrological signs which i didn't teach her. my friend luke told her we had to take extra care with her little sister because she's pisces and pisces can grow to be insane.

i hate that i missed the show, but i didn't get home from work until 11p and i knew it was probably over.

we should all car pool to the red rose show tomorrow. hey, i'm an environmentalist and i'm respectful to the HOV lanes. seriously, though we should for real car pool, we all live in nashville and stuff. ms carroll, where are you?

did you guys know that paul banks wrote stella was a diver about me? actually i think a couple of songs from turn on the bright lights are about me.

and ray, the original title was indeed you've got no right and i've never liked the clash. or the beatles. isn't that strange.

carl! do you post at buddyhead?!

and tom foolery & yadadada, this time i swear my camera will have film in it. it fell out in my purse.

(Edited by sinasugarsick at 1:44 am on Dec. 20, 2002)
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, December 19, 2002 at 11:09 PM
Post 18 of 38
"Quote from ray davies on Dec. 19, 2002 at 5:17 PM"
...lord knows that the clash could kick the shit out of nirvana anyday
Well, I guess that's just a matter of opinion, now isn't it?
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Friday, December 20, 2002 at 12:12 AM
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Carpool? That might be a good idea. I never drink, so I guess I'd be the driver.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Friday, December 20, 2002 at 12:50 AM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Dec. 20, 2002 at 1:12 AM"
Carpool? That might be a good idea. I never drink, so I guess I'd be the driver.
shut your mouth! i'm not drinking. the only time i drink is when the features play (or when my bosses are in town) . and my liver would die if i drank again after last weekend. but you can still drive. i just read in the red rose thread that lauren would be goibng to the show alone. we can't have that.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Friday, December 20, 2002 at 8:59 AM
Post 21 of 38
I do not post at Buddyhead, but i do LOVE that site. Their year in reviews are hilarious (although I disagree with about half of them on both the best and the worst). Rules of Rock and Rumors also kick ass. I even have a link to that site on my website (although credit is due once again to Zach the Webmaster).

Carpooling is an excellent idea, especially considering my usual crew is either going out of town or disinterested in a Red Rose outing. We should totally hook that up...
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, December 20, 2002 at 10:43 AM
Post 22 of 38
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 19, 2002 at 11:45 PM"
a leo!  that's it!!!
My fiance is also a Leo. Fiery, etc. Good thing I'm an earthy Virgo or he might spontaneously combust. Carpooling is a fabulous idea, but as I told carligula, I roped a friend into coming to the show & she and I have to go to this thing in Brentwood first, so we figger we'll just come straight from there. So even though I can't carpool, I'm psyched about sharing my last night in Nashville (for real) with the Features & all you folks.
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Sunday, December 22, 2002 at 3:45 PM
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carpool, what is up!

jamiecarroll is a pimp. he doesn't drink because he's paranoid about losing track of his ho money. his ride can fit like 5 bitches just in the back. i wanna know, jc, who let the dogs out?!?! they were barking like they don't live in a neighborhood and they've never seen people.

buddyhead. i've known travis from buddyhead for a while. those kids are wack. i love how they call everything gay. they once posted courtney love's phone number, she freaked. then she tried buying a shirt off their site and it wouldn't take her credit card. one guy refers to yoko ono as yoko bono. you think that after a year i'd stop laughing everytime i see it, but i don't.
don't worry about missing the party, it had died way down by the time we got there. kinda had to entertain myself and stuff. by the way, i'm never drinking again.

lauren, are you going back to S. dakota? i can't believe you're leaving the features camp again. damn you!

i was watching the video for common people and was wondering...
if you were chloe sevigny and you were dating jarvis cocker, would you really break up with him to go back to harmony korine who, despite his artisic genius, is indeed a BAD boyfriend?!?
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Sunday, December 22, 2002 at 7:46 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 22, 2002 at 4:45 PM"
lauren, are you going back to S. dakota? i can't believe you're leaving the features camp again. damn you!
Hell NO I'll never go back to SoDak again. I'm back in my native Florida (blech) to get married but hopefully not settle down. Then we'll be plotting our escape from the state of Mickey ASAP. Sorry I didn't get to say bye at the Red Rose- but I'm sure our philosophical umbilical cord will reunite us some day
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Sunday, December 22, 2002 at 9:21 PM
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"Quote from Lauren on Dec. 22, 2002 at 7:46 PM"
I'm sure our philosophical umbilical cord will reunite us some day
We can only hope...
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, December 23, 2002 at 2:01 AM
Post 26 of 38
"Quote from jamiecarroll on Dec. 20, 2002 at 5:09 AM"
"Quote from ray davies on Dec. 19, 2002 at 5:17 PM"
...lord knows that the clash could kick the shit out of nirvana anyday
Well, I guess that's just a matter of opinion, now isn't it?
i actually think that's a fact., don't you rememebr 5th grade english? fact: a turtle is green. opinion: weezer's green album sucked ass.
fact: the clash would beat the shit out of nirvana. opinion: milk tatses good.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Monday, December 23, 2002 at 11:19 AM
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"Quote from stalker on skates on Dec. 23, 2002 at 8:01 AM"
i actually think that's a fact., don't you rememebr 5th grade english? fact: a turtle is green. opinion: weezer's green album sucked ass.
fact: the clash would beat the shit out of nirvana. opinion: milk tatses good.
Okay...
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Friday, December 27, 2002 at 12:40 AM
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i'd take nirvana over the clash any day.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Friday, December 27, 2002 at 12:44 AM
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I'd have to agree with Stalker on Skates on this one. I have heard more Nirvana songs than Clash songs (and I do enjoy Nevermind and don't really consider it dated) but, to me, just the song London Calling blows away every single Nirvana ever released. Of course that's just me, the musical poser/illiterite.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Tuesday, December 31, 2002 at 6:24 PM
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enough of that

where are the chicago people? fuck a bunch of detroit.
tell me about chicago.
rhinestone cowboy, i talked to onica. remember the freak that courtney fired because of me. anyway, she's over it and said that if we went to chicago she'd take us to billy corgan. it might be a shady deal. she knows that the chick from veruca salt wants to beat my ass. i can see her waiting for me at the airport. with her eating disorder.

tah
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, January 1, 2003 at 11:03 PM
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"Quote from DigsySlattery on Dec. 27, 2002 at 6:44 AM"
I'd have to agree with Stalker on Skates on this one. I have heard more Nirvana songs than Clash songs (and I do enjoy Nevermind and don't really consider it dated) but, to me, just the song London Calling blows away every single Nirvana ever released. Of course that's just me, the musical poser/illiterite.
its not only about the songs. though that is true. its the persona. the clash are all punk rock and kurt cobain would be too simpering and fucked up on heroin to fuight back. hypothetically, ya know, if he were still alive.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Wednesday, January 1, 2003 at 11:06 PM
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"Quote from stalker on skates on Jan. 1, 2003 at 11:03 PM"
"Quote from DigsySlattery on Dec. 27, 2002 at 6:44 AM"
I'd have to agree with Stalker on Skates on this one. I have heard more Nirvana songs than Clash songs (and I do enjoy Nevermind and don't really consider it dated) but, to me, just the song London Calling blows away every single Nirvana ever released. Of course that's just me, the musical poser/illiterite.
its not only about the songs. though that is true. its the persona. the clash are all punk rock and kurt cobain would be too simpering and fucked up on heroin to fuight back. hypothetically, ya know, if he were still alive.
One can choke on ashes....
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Wednesday, January 1, 2003 at 11:07 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Dec. 31, 2002 at 6:24 PM"
she knows that the chick from veruca salt wants to beat my ass. i can see her waiting for me at the airport. with her eating disorder.
she had done gave her eating disorder to louise...

and she needs to put down her fried chicken right quick and her bottle of merlot and make some music soon....

"All I can do is PRAISE, WORSHIP, REJOICE, SHOUT, and CRY." ~ Jan Crouch
Posted  Thursday, January 2, 2003 at 12:13 PM
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"Quote from stalker on skates on Dec. 23, 2002 at 2:01 AM"
fact: the clash would beat the shit out of nirvana. .
very true...very true.....
Posted  Thursday, January 2, 2003 at 8:05 PM
Post 35 of 38
"Quote from stalker on skates on Jan. 2, 2003 at 5:03 AM"
"Quote from DigsySlattery on Dec. 27, 2002 at 6:44 AM"
I'd have to agree with Stalker on Skates on this one. I have heard more Nirvana songs than Clash songs (and I do enjoy Nevermind and don't really consider it dated) but, to me, just the song London Calling blows away every single Nirvana ever released. Of course that's just me, the musical poser/illiterite.
its not only about the songs. though that is true. its the persona. the clash are all punk rock and kurt cobain would be too simpering and fucked up on heroin to fuight back. hypothetically, ya know, if he were still alive.
So it's about fighting now? Michael Stipe couldn't beat up his pillow, but I'd still take his band over the Clash any day of the week.
Relevant: Prince, PT Anderson, Punk, Post-Punk, Purple, Party of Five, Peter Swanson, Peter Gabriel-led Genesis, "Peter Panic", Paul's Boutique, Potential Energy, Every Features MB member but me.
Posted  Thursday, January 2, 2003 at 8:10 PM
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please

kurt had a gun. he wins. the end
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Thursday, January 2, 2003 at 8:14 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Jan. 3, 2003 at 2:05 AM"
So it's about fighting now? Michael Stipe couldn't beat up his pillow, but I'd still take his band over the Clash any day of the week.
michael stipe probbaly COULD beat up his pillow; but only if the pillow REALLY deserved it.

and if this is about fighting, then the clash would beat up REM as well. musically, well, that's another story.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Thursday, January 2, 2003 at 11:36 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Jan. 2, 2003 at 8:05 PM"
Michael Stipe couldn't beat up his pillow, but I'd still take his band over the Clash any day of the week.
Maybe if he was with the rest of his band, though... on an airplane maybe...
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete