Hello everyone, newbie here. Just joined up to learn more about The Features. Well, y'all have a nice day.

welcome

Welcome to the board.

Hey! Welcome to the board. Enjoy!!!

Thanks for the welcoming!

you are welcome but you will soon learn to watch what you say around here

elliot learned the hard way.

haha good ole elliot. i wasn't posting at the time, but i was a religious reader. i remember getting quite ticked but also a kick out of his posts. too bad he got banned.

He's still here in spirit.

There should be some sort of initiation ritual for new members.

walk over hot coals.........

i have been a religous reader of this messagebored since it started, but im not very religous, so sombody needs to re-tell the tale of elliot for me.

I, too, want to know the tale of elliot.

Walking over hot coals I can do.

What kind of blasphemy did this elliot commit towards the features?

The horror of the tale is too much to bear! Please don't make me live it again!!!

Widespread/NASCAR/Hunting lover that liked to stir shit up and post every five seconds. Only person to ever become a 'Full Member' in about two days. Changed his name to 'Smith' for a day or two then disappeared. Rumor has it that the infamous Elliot still lurks around here, but he was banned so you won't be seeing him post anymore (at least under that name).

.....from Clarksville

(Edited by deevol at 4:08 pm on May 23, 2002)

man I wish they would lift that ban maybe we could start a petition to bring elliott back I'll be the first to sign the petition

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I'll sign, but he better behave a little better this time

(Edited by deevol at 5:45 pm on May 23, 2002)

first of all, welcome to the boards.
secondly, how long has this elliot kid been gone? i feel like i just heard a ghost story . . .

'tell 'em large marge sent ya'

ah, to think that all these new converts to the message board don't even know of brianeno2.

gosh, it must have been early february when he was banned. you can go deep into the archives and read his old posts. its funny to read them knowing who it is, and remembering other members pondering who it could be and getting ticked off at him.

i much prefer elliot's alterego. blightman knows his grammar, and he's not obsessed with rastamen. smith was a puss.

Elliot made it hard for me to lurk properly. I had a hard time catching up. I also found it appropriate that he spelled his handle as he did, since I was under the impression he was referring to ELLIOTT Smith.

that used to scare the crap out of me.

that doesn't mean that he's become irrelevant, does it?

No, not at all... It's amazing that even months after he died, he's still on of the most popular members of this message board. Wasn't he the first to become an Advanced Member?

I believe so, I was thinking of him when I reached the mark.