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TOPIC: alcohol
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 12:58 AM
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whats' th e most you've ever drank..(that you remember)

cause i just drank a whole pinit of rum...

and i'm still kidckin..

how is that possible?

"All I can do is PRAISE, WORSHIP, REJOICE, SHOUT, and CRY." ~ Jan Crouch
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 1:16 AM
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I've drank 6 pitchers of beer before.
On another occasion, I had 34 two-ounce shots of various alcohol (we had a full bar at the time).

Neither time did I go to the hospital. However the night I drank 6 pitchers of beer I passed out in a bowling alley bathroom, and once my friend woke me up, I puked out the car window the whole ride home.

(Edited by Ceeze at 2:16 am on Apr. 2, 2003)
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 1:50 AM
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i'm a lightweight compared to your ridiculous butts. in high school i drank a six pack of beer and 2 40s. that's quite a bit for a skinny 15 year old. i vomited a few times from that.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 6:34 AM
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Oh no, not the drinking stories.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 12:39 pm on Apr. 2, 2003)
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Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 8:40 AM
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It's not a good day around Peace Frog Productions until I've had my 5th of gin. After Daddy gets his medicine its allllll gooood. The shakes calm down and I can hold a camera or a mouse to edit.

(Edited by Peace Frog at 8:41 am on Apr. 2, 2003)
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 11:02 AM
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"Quote from Peace Frog on Apr. 2, 2003 at 9:40 AM"
After Daddy gets his medicine
Daddy want Blue Velvet?

Will
You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 11:08 AM
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"Quote from Wiyum on Apr. 2, 2003 at 11:02 AM"
"Quote from Peace Frog on Apr. 2, 2003 at 9:40 AM"
After Daddy gets his medicine
Daddy want Blue Velvet?

Will
That just gets in the way of the pure pine sap experience
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 1:23 PM
Post 8 of 30
I drank a fifth of Mead once. It tasted really really good.
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 3:28 PM
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"Quote from Rhinestone Cowboy on Apr. 2, 2003 at 1:58 AM"
whats' th e most you've ever drank..(that you remember)
i drank alot friday night.

alot more than i remember.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 9:37 PM
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I'll let you all know when I've completed my drinking stories book....

The first night I was in Poland I drank 9 pints of 8% beer and 4 shots of vodka, that may be the most I've ever remembered drinking.

Here's the math:

one pint = 1.333 cans or bottles
8% alcohol = approximately twice an average American beer.
one shot = one beer or glass of wine

Total = somewhere around an American case, +/-

Piwo Zywiec Dobre!!!!
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 9:44 PM
Post 11 of 30
A case if a fucking lot.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 9:44 PM
Post 12 of 30
"Quote from Ceeze on Apr. 2, 2003 at 1:16 AM"
On another occasion, I had 34 two-ounce shots of various alcohol (we had a full bar at the time).
Did I read that correctly? How are you not dead? Did you hear the story about the guy who did 21 shots on his 21st birthday and died?

I am a lightweight. My worst drinking moments all occurred for obvious reasons during my freshman year of college, which I blame to a large extent on the dangerous qualities of Everclear, both because of the makers of the punch who don't know how much to put in, and because of us naive college freshmen girls excited to find a fruity drink that gets us drunk but we can't seem to taste the alcohol....nasty stories there.
Some moron brought a cougar to a party and it went berserk.
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 9:53 PM
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"Quote from etcetera on Apr. 2, 2003 at 10:44 PM"
"Quote from Ceeze on Apr. 2, 2003 at 1:16 AM"
On another occasion, I had 34 two-ounce shots of various alcohol (we had a full bar at the time).
Did I read that correctly? How are you not dead? Did you hear the story about the guy who did 21 shots on his 21st birthday and died?

I am a lightweight. My worst drinking moments all occurred for obvious reasons during my freshman year of college, which I blame to a large extent on the dangerous qualities of Everclear, both because of the makers of the punch who don't know how much to put in, and because of us naive college freshmen girls excited to find a fruity drink that gets us drunk but we can't seem to taste the alcohol....nasty stories there.
You did read it correctly. I don't know how we didn't die. My friend matched me shot to shot. The orginal plan was to be drinking when my roommate got home from work at 7 AM (and to drink more than John Bonham did when he died). We started at 1 and made it til 5. Then we passed out in the back yard. There were empty bottles all over the house. I was still drunk well into the next night.

I've had my nights with Everclear as well, and I have the scars to prove it. It sneaks up on you.
I am a horse with no name.
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 10:54 PM
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"Quote from etcetera on Apr. 2, 2003 at 10:44 PM"
I am a lightweight. My worst drinking moments all occurred for obvious reasons during my freshman year of college, which I blame to a large extent on the dangerous qualities of Everclear, both because of the makers of the punch who don't know how much to put in, and because of us naive college freshmen girls excited to find a fruity drink that gets us drunk but we can't seem to taste the alcohol....nasty stories there.
Tell me they weren't theater parties... those kids definitely make their punch with an edge.

Will
You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.
Posted  Wednesday, April 2, 2003 at 11:53 PM
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the night i was sent to the hospital, i had only had a wee bit of vodka.

so it all depends, ya know.

but the worst hangopver form my whole life was from:
2 stout rum and cokes
2 shots whiskey
1 shot peach shnopps
3 beers
3 shots vokda
give or take about 5 shots of that vodka.

man, i was sick.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Thursday, April 3, 2003 at 4:48 PM
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I have never had a hangover in my life.
I just drink occasionally.. I love fruity frozen beverages of course (girl stuff)
The hidden liquor stuff laugh.gif
I only drink one drink. that's pretty much my limit because I don't get drunk.
I have tried Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay Coconut rum and I really really like that. If someone ever tries to get me drunk they better at least have a few bottles of that. dry.gif
Posted  Thursday, April 3, 2003 at 5:04 PM
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"Quote from Genius Girl on Apr. 3, 2003 at 4:48 PM"
I have tried Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay Coconut rum and I really really like that.  If someone ever tries to get me drunk they better at least have a few bottles of that.  dry.gif
a few bottles is what it would take...that stuff is incredibly weak. a bottle of that split between 3 girls didn't have near the effect that one would imagine it would.

that said, i rarely ever drink (not because i have any real moral issue with it, mostly because i'm underage...i say as long as no one else gets hurt, it's all in good fun).

(Edited by HaveSomeSoma at 5:05 pm on Apr. 3, 2003)
Posted  Thursday, April 3, 2003 at 5:13 PM
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"Quote"
(not because i have any real moral issue with it, mostly because i'm underage...i say as long as no one else gets hurt, it's all in good fun).


Yeah, it may seem harmless... but did you realize when you drink when underaged you are supporting terrorists?!!?! ph34r.gif
Posted  Thursday, April 3, 2003 at 6:37 PM
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"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Apr. 3, 2003 at 5:04 PM"
a few bottles is what it would take...that stuff is incredibly weak. a bottle of that split between 3 girls didn't have near the effect that one would imagine it would.
That's one reason why I would drink it laugh.gif I mean as I said I never drink to get drunk or not even to "Feel a buzz" or crap like that...
Posted  Thursday, April 3, 2003 at 8:07 PM
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I'm not going to brag about how much I've drank in the past, but I will say that "power hours" are very fun. For those who don't know, it involves drinking 60 shots of beer in 60 minutes. It's only like 5 or 6 beers, but in that amount of time, it packs quite a punch. We've done that 3 times since I've lived in my current house-- all right before big parties. Of course, after that hour, we don't make very good hosts, but I've been told that we're highly entertaining. I think my tolerance is shot, though, because it wasn't until the most recent time that I puked (approx. 20 seconds after taking shot #60).
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, April 3, 2003 at 8:35 PM
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I forgot to mention that I've been research alcohol and the effects it has on the human body... it's a project that's ironically due tomorrow for Biology. blink.gif I'm so burnt out on the topic of alcohol laugh.gif The hazards from drinking is all fresh in my mind and crappage.
Posted  Thursday, April 3, 2003 at 10:47 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Apr. 3, 2003 at 8:07 PM"
I'm not going to brag about how much I've drank in the past, but I will say that "power hours" are very fun. For those who don't know, it involves drinking 60 shots of beer in 60 minutes. It's only like 5 or 6 beers, but in that amount of time, it packs quite a punch. We've done that 3 times since I've lived in my current house-- all right before big parties. Of course, after that hour, we don't make very good hosts, but I've been told that we're highly entertaining. I think my tolerance is shot, though, because it wasn't until the most recent time that I puked (approx. 20 seconds after taking shot #60).
Yes Carl, this is an amazing game! At first it seems as though 60 seconds is a long time between two ounce doses of beer, but by the end the alarm goes off way too often (I've always set the watch timer to a minute, it's too hard to stare at the clock for an hour).

Some more math for you:

1 beer = 12 fl. oz.
1 beer shot = 2 fl. oz. (I guess you could do one-ouncers if you have one of those tiny collector shot glasses in your purse.)
1 Power Hour = 10 beers.
2 Power Hours = dead.

for real fun, add a liquor shot each quarter-hour.

I've never actually completed a power hour, we always got sidetracked. Going to the bathroom in under a minute is pretty tough, too.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 1:24 AM
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"Quote from mike_D on Apr. 3, 2003 at 10:47 PM"
1 beer shot = 2 fl. oz. (I guess you could do one-ouncers if you have one of those tiny collector shot glasses in your purse.)
Suck it, dude. They're standard shot glasses... Okay, I just checked... 5 shots of water equalled about 9 ounces in a measuring cup. I guess I'm more of a badass than I thought. We never counted bottles because we we always use kegs. We just assumed it was closer to a six-pack. It's like they say: men drink, boys count.

As far as the peeing thing is concerned, you're supposed to leave immediately after a shot and bring one with you to the john. It's also convenient if you're doing it outside behind your house near a lot of trees. I gotta give props to my roomie Cyrus who once had to sit out for 3 minutes to puke. He came back, took 3 quick shots, and was back in the game. We've always finished every time (although not without puking on several occasions).

And yes, minutes get exponentially faster as the hour progresses. That's where it gets really interesting. It helps to have a CD with minute-long exerpts from good party songs. My roommate Johnny made one with a lot of wrestling entrance music and TV themes. That was cool.

(Edited by carligula at 1:26 am on Apr. 4, 2003)
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 1:30 AM
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"Quote from Genius Girl on Apr. 3, 2003 at 8:35 PM"
I forgot to mention that I've been research alcohol and the effects it has on the human body... it's a project that's ironically due tomorrow for Biology. blink.gif I'm so burnt out on the topic of alcohol laugh.gif The hazards from drinking is all fresh in my mind and crappage.
I wish I would have known that; I could have given you some input. I'm currently studying the effect of alcohol on a brain region known as the bed nucleus of the stria terminalis. I don't suppose that made it in your report, did it? Probably not, it's not a real high profile site (yet). You think you're burnt out on studying alcohol-- try doing a dissertation on it. I'm actually just using this as a means to pursue my true passion: killing poor, defenseless mice.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 2:25 AM
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"Quote from Genius Girl on Apr. 3, 2003 at 10:48 PM"
I have never had a hangover in my life.
I just drink occasionally.. I love fruity frozen beverages of course (girl stuff)
The hidden liquor stuff laugh.gif
I only drink one drink. that's pretty much my limit because I don't get drunk.
I have tried Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay Coconut rum and I really really like that. If someone ever tries to get me drunk they better at least have a few bottles of that. dry.gif
parrot bay and pineapple jiuce = best drink ever. check it out sometime.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 7:30 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Apr. 4, 2003 at 1:30 AM"
I'm actually just using this as a means to pursue my true passion: killing poor, defenseless mice.
And what a passion it is! I'm still under the impression that the entire reason I bought a gecko is so that I can hand feed him pinkies. wink.gif

not really, i love animals.
you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 10:29 AM
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"Quote from carligula on Apr. 4, 2003 at 1:30 AM"
"Quote from Genius Girl on Apr. 3, 2003 at 8:35 PM"
I forgot to mention that I've been research alcohol and the effects it has on the human body... it's a project that's ironically due tomorrow for Biology. blink.gif  I'm so burnt out on the topic of alcohol  laugh.gif The hazards from drinking is all fresh in my mind and crappage.
I wish I would have known that; I could have given you some input. I'm currently studying the effect of alcohol on a brain region known as the bed nucleus of the stria terminalis. I don't suppose that made it in your report, did it? Probably not, it's not a real high profile site (yet). You think you're burnt out on studying alcohol-- try doing a dissertation on it. I'm actually just using this as a means to pursue my true passion: killing poor, defenseless mice.
Nope I have to much information about the brain region in my assignment. I'm glad the project is done and over, I got an A which counts as a freaking tests grade so that was awesome!

Good luck on your dissertation! and For now take it easy on the mice. rolleyes.gif


Stalker thanks for the recomendation. Sounds like the pineapple juice would give it a unique twists.
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 10:40 AM
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"Quote from Genius Girl on Apr. 4, 2003 at 10:29 AM"
I'm glad the project is done and over, I got an A which counts as a freaking tests grade so that was awesome!
Good to hear.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, April 4, 2003 at 7:04 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Apr. 4, 2003 at 1:24 AM"
It's like they say: men drink, boys count.
hey, I like math.
"Quote"
It helps to have a CD with minute-long exerpts from good party songs.
genius.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
- W.C. Fields
Posted  Saturday, April 5, 2003 at 2:44 AM
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rolleyes.gif



(Edited by rachel1808 at 4:29 am on Apr. 5, 2003)
You're so fucking money you don't even know it