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TOPIC: Attn: STALKER ON SKATES
Posted  Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 3:28 PM
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ph34r.gif

hey laura, it's me.

did you know you could take that pm you sent me
and read some of the e-mails

you sent me months ago, from april on...

you were saying the same things then. "we should try to be friends"...
"i'm gay, heehee, how's your girlfriend?" and what is: "i hope this letter doesn't ruin the relationship with you and your girlfriend." that's sick. to think that you believe I haven't caught
on to you yet.

you've always wanted to break me and wendy up,
secretly if anything. you shouldn't say things like "oh, i really mean it this time, i want you both to be happy, really." no you don't. you want what you want.


you don't care how it affects wendy or yourself. read this next statement slowly and repeatedly:

DO NOT CONTACT ME. I DO NOT WANT TO BE WITH YOU. I WANT TO BE WITH WENDY.

you should have no fond thoughts of being with me. i treated you horribly for months.

the whole time i was just using you.

i never intended to be with you. i used you to hurt and manipulate wendy.

reading this should make it easier for you to get over me/it. you should. you really should. You shall find comfort in these board members...

Just say:

NO-noah

(Edited by overemo at 3:30 pm on Jan. 14, 2003)
the overly sensitve boy, the emo of emos....
Posted  Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 3:37 PM
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I don't expect this topic will last for very long.

You seem like a real classy guy, overemo.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 3:54 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Jan. 14, 2003 at 3:37 PM"
I don't expect this topic will last for very long.
Neither do I......we might as well enjoy it while it lasts......
Posted  Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 5:03 PM
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wow, a lameness never achieved before, get this crap out of here.
An open frame in the 10th, I WAS ROBBED!
Posted  Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 5:38 PM
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God I love your avatar/member title, Deevol.

-Here's your Tangueray and Tab
-Keep 'em coming honey, I got a long drive.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 5:43 PM
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what's up with the personal bullshit being posted on the (public) message board lately? don't you dumbfucks have the balls to deal with this face to face?
which reminds me, no one came up to me at the boro. do straight guys really use the words lovely and amazing when describing a band full of boys?

idiots
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 6:03 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 14, 2003 at 5:43 PM"
....do straight guys really use the words lovely and amazing when describing a band full of boys?
as a matter of fact, they do.....
Posted  Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 8:58 PM
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"Quote from overemo on Jan. 14, 2003 at 3:28 PM"
i used you to hurt and manipulate wendy.
What are you thinking??? Hurting and manipulating Wendy like that? You're hurting and manipulating two people with one affair!!! Be careful, however, that Wendy is not in turn hurting and manipulating you by impersonating Laura. And don't forget poor Janet, who changed the results of her pregnancy test to hurt and manipulate all of you.




True, I know nothing about any of this, but it's obviously up for discussion.
That's right...NO AVATAR!!!

All y'all can take all your avatars and SHOVE IT!!
Posted  Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 9:00 PM
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In only rare instances will I ever close a thread anymore. I leave this open for you all to have some fun with. Hey, you post something like this you're opening yourself up for whatever people want to throw at you, overemo. Hopefully you got your message across, but this wasn't the best space for it.
Posted  Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 9:30 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 14, 2003 at 5:43 PM"
what's up with the personal bullshit being posted on the (public) message board lately?  
you mean like all the times you've posted about songs being written about you and things like that.......? double standards can be a bitch sometimes....i just couldnt resist.

(Edited by ray davies at 9:36 pm on Jan. 14, 2003)
Posted  Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 10:41 PM
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"Quote from Keith on Jan. 14, 2003 at 5:38 PM"
God I love your avatar/member title, Deevol.

-Here's your Tangueray and Tab
-Keep 'em coming honey, I got a long drive.
thanks.

Hi.......not you, Hi.
An open frame in the 10th, I WAS ROBBED!
Posted  Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 12:45 AM
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Jesus in heaven! Why would anyone want to post intimate information on a public messageboard? This one is beyond even me. And, I'm with carligula. That sure is some class, overemo.
Posted  Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 1:53 AM
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In the spirit of this thread, I'd like to announce that JamieCarroll has pimples on her ass and Sinasugarsick has 4 nipples.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 3:33 AM
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"Quote from Keith on Jan. 15, 2003 at 1:53 AM"
...Sinasugarsick has 4 nipples.
which represent the four horsemen of the apocalypse...

or the famous notre dame backfield... huh.gif
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 9:14 AM
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Wow, even I, the defender of all asshole comments in the name of free speech, think this is a piece of crap. Personal, mean, abusive= not good karma. I always was annoyed by overemo's comments.
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 2:43 PM
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I appreciate you guys sticking up for me, whether intentional or no. anyway, sorry about the personal stuff. and here is my friend greta's respone when i wrote her an email this morning:

Well, My first
thought was that either Wendy put it up to him or she wrote it herself. But I
think the saner answer is that the guy is just insane. We have known that for
months. Almost a year now. He really does want to hurt as many people as
possible, and that's just sick. I know you feel like you can't get over it,
and its not my call how or if thats possible, but above all you need him out
of your life to be happy and you are on the right path. And don't give up the
Features, dude! They probably hate him too.

i think this sums it up nicely. cheers.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 2:53 PM
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overemo-You're giving guys named Noah a bad rap. Cease and desist your slanderous comments. I had flashbacks to Junior High when I read your silly little post.
Drop Bush, not bombs!
Posted  Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 3:19 PM
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we can't all be tori amos fans. ph34r.gif
the overly sensitve boy, the emo of emos....
Posted  Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 6:08 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Jan. 14, 2003 at 10:30 PM"
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 14, 2003 at 5:43 PM"
what's up with the personal bullshit being posted on the (public) message board lately?  
you mean like all the times you've posted about songs being written about you and things like that.......? double standards can be a bitch sometimes....i just couldnt resist.
um
i was referring to the hateful stuff, dawg.

someone writing a song about me and me talking about it isn't hateful. or very personal considering you and a million other people probably have a recording of a song (or songs) written about me.

dude, don't hate the playa.

and no, you didn't put me in my place.

that's roadie's job.
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 6:56 PM
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i still cannot figure out why this is even on here! give me a frickin break!

overemo, have you heard of a phone or personal email? what did you gain by posting that crap on the board besides letting us know you are an assmissle?

do we really need to read your dirty laundry here of all places? puh-leeeeeze.rolleyes.gif

~pbg
Posted  Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 6:57 PM
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"Quote from poohbear's girl on Jan. 15, 2003 at 6:56 PM"
what did you gain by posting that crap on the board besides letting us know you are an assmissle?
That might be my new favorite word. Nice work.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 8:49 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 15, 2003 at 6:08 PM"
dude, don't hate the playa.
i'm just hatin' on da game yo, yo yo yo yo yo, word to ya mutha.....i still stand by my words....

(Edited by ray davies at 9:01 pm on Jan. 15, 2003)
Posted  Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 12:19 AM
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Sina and Ray Davies: the sexual tension is overwhelming so just get it over with already.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 2:19 AM
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"Quote from Keith on Jan. 16, 2003 at 12:19 AM"
Sina and Ray Davies: the sexual tension is overwhelming so just get it over with already.
you wish....no tension on my part.

if there was ever sexual tension between two message board members it would have most definitely been between damon and stephanieW....that is all.
Posted  Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 10:42 AM
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"Quote from ray davies on Jan. 16, 2003 at 2:19 AM"
if there was ever sexual tension between two message board members it would have most definitely been between damon and stephanieW....that is all.
That's funny, I would have said it was Keith and JamieCarroll.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 12:40 PM
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"Quote from overemo on Jan. 15, 2003 at 9:19 PM"
we can't all be tori amos fans. ph34r.gif
yeah, sadly, some of us are crazy bright eyes fans instead...

ps fuck you don't bother these good people with your personal issues with me. come to think of it, don't bother me with them either. i am through with skitzo you and your skitzo girlfriend. for good.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 7:17 PM
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SLAM!
An open frame in the 10th, I WAS ROBBED!
Posted  Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 7:29 PM
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"Quote from stalker on skates on Jan. 16, 2003 at 12:40 PM"
i am through with skitzo you and your skitzo girlfriend. for good.
sure...for about six weeks, then you'll call me drunk and crying "i still think about yooooou."
the overly sensitve boy, the emo of emos....
Posted  Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 8:06 PM
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jeez, overemo, shut the hell UP already! if you and SOS have issues, why don't you talk to her in person about it instead of trying to insult people on the board? again i say, ASSMISSLE...
Posted  Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 8:20 PM
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"Quote from poohbear's girl on Jan. 16, 2003 at 8:06 PM"
ASSMISSLE...
assmissle......my new favorite word.
Posted  Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 8:37 PM
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Assmissle is to nice... I'd say he's a rather randy assclown.
Posted  Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 9:28 PM
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Assmissle does have a nice ring to it...thanks for the compliments! He could be also Snapplefunk, the stuff that is at the bottom of the Snapple bottle when you are almost done... or a dingdongmonger (self explanatory).
Posted  Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 9:43 PM
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i like fucknugget
You're so fucking money you don't even know it
Posted  Friday, January 17, 2003 at 12:45 AM
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"Quote from ray davies on Jan. 16, 2003 at 9:20 PM"
assmissle......my new favorite word.
Amen. I've never quite seen such genius.

Will
You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.
Posted  Friday, January 17, 2003 at 12:51 AM
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Which raises a good point, does Snapple still make Pink Lemonade?

And, also, I'm really really asking Overemo nicely and publicly, since that's how he chose to do all of this to begin with, to stop this crap already or I might have to ban ye. No, wait, I can't do that. I'll think of something. Take it offline. They still have those crazy phones and whatnot that allow folks to communicate via ways other than the message board and even the net.

(Edited by BrianW at 12:52 am on Jan. 17, 2003)
Posted  Friday, January 17, 2003 at 1:14 AM
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"Quote from overemo on Jan. 17, 2003 at 1:29 AM"
"Quote from stalker on skates on Jan. 16, 2003 at 12:40 PM"
i am through with skitzo you and your skitzo girlfriend.  for good.
sure...for about six weeks, then you'll call me drunk and crying "i still think about yooooou."
hey, if ya want me to get over you soooooooooooo badly, then stop publicly announcing our problems... and wendy, im not an idiot. stop posting under your lame-ass boyfriends name.
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Friday, January 17, 2003 at 1:37 AM
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"Quote from BrianW on Jan. 17, 2003 at 6:51 AM"
\

And, also, I'm really really asking Overemo nicely and publicly, since that's how he chose to do all of this to begin with, to stop this crap already or I might have to ban ye. No, wait, I can't do that. I'll think of something.
please do something. this is causing great traumatic issues to a very devoted features fan...
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Friday, January 17, 2003 at 11:47 AM
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this is so over.
the overly sensitve boy, the emo of emos....
Posted  Friday, January 17, 2003 at 1:21 PM
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"Quote"
this is so over.

I think I speak for one or two people when I say...

THEN SHUT YO FREAKIN' PIE-HOLES!!! DA BOFE OF YAZ!!!
Posted  Saturday, January 18, 2003 at 12:57 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Jan. 15, 2003 at 9:49 PM"
i'm just hatin' on da game yo,  yo yo yo yo yo, word to ya mutha.....i still stand by my words....
why did you edit your post? that 'blind, blind, blind' shit was sooo deep. it made me cry and shit.

like i did when i just read that i was rejected by some puff gut with a head proportioned like that of a caricature who never had a chance with me to begin with.

oh my god joe stummer died
where's the kleenex?
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Saturday, January 18, 2003 at 1:19 PM
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"Quote from sinasugarsick on Jan. 18, 2003 at 12:57 PM"

oh my god joe stummer died
where's the kleenex?
you should be sad over the loss of one of the greatest frontmen in the history of rock and roll....go drink a "brewski" for me , sina and listen to "sandinista!"...maybe you'll find a song that was written about you (i mean it does have 36 songs on it...or maybe you wont)...i do not want to live up to my superlative, so i wont argue with you anymore....have a nice day, sina. biggrin.gif...

(Edited by ray davies at 1:29 pm on Jan. 18, 2003)