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deathscythe257

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Posted Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 6:50 PM

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http://www.rentmyson.com/

http://rentmydaughter.com/

you're everybody's second home
always trying to get me alone
an easy way to lose it all
always there when all else fails
over by the west side rails

Peace Frog

Smokin' Monkeys is Funny

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Posted Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 10:00 PM

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Now that is whack.... of course, the soon to be 1 year old Peace Polliwog is for hire. He specializes in walking like he's drunk, bumping into shit, and throwing up on you in inopportune times... kinda like Carl, I guess.

(Edited by Peace Frog at 10:27 pm on Oct. 4, 2005)

Peace Frog Productions

lalalayousangtome

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Posted Tuesday, October 4, 2005 at 10:25 PM

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i'm a little afraid of that.

remember that its all in your head.

sinasugarsick

let you see my WHAT?

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Posted Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 3:45 PM

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i only rent mine out as flower girls. and the youngest as a drunk flower girl not unlike the polliwog mentioned above.

think jack sparrow. as a girl. breakdancing to 'bust a move.' at a wedding reception.

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

carligula

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Posted Wednesday, October 5, 2005 at 4:28 PM

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I am really good at making unattractive and overweight girls feel comfortable

Yes!

Daigle is all we need to make the night complete

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