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Poll Choices Votes Statistics
I'd love to see 15 [46.88%]
Nah, I don't like nuts 17 [53.13%]
TOPIC: Ball Surgery
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 11:00 AM
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Upon returning from my now infamous olive holder surgery I am curious as to how many of you fine Features fans would like to see the finished product...Discuss...
...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 11:30 AM
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Oh my God. Please don't.
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 11:48 AM
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Even though 2/3 of the people say no, and I'm sure the other 1/3 is just joking, and I even voted no, I still think you should take a picture of this post-surgery area of your body and make it your avatar. Because man, that would be HOTT.
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:23 PM
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the message board has reached an all new low.
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:29 PM
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"Quote from smee on Feb. 23, 2004 at 12:23 PM"
the message board has reached an all new low.
I am not surprised.
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:29 PM
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The only nuts that i like come in tins (salted, honey roasted) or in packets of trail mix that cost 99 cents at Mapco (with raisins!!!!). So i dont think i want to see your new testicles. im sure they're nice, but i must pass.
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:36 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 23, 2004 at 12:29 PM"
The only nuts that i like come in tins (salted, honey roasted) or in packets of trail mix that cost 99 cents at Mapco (with raisins!!!!).
"I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut."

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 12:37 pm on Feb. 23, 2004)
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:39 PM
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"Quote from Sexy Sadie on Feb. 23, 2004 at 1:36 PM"
"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 23, 2004 at 12:29 PM"
The only nuts that i like come in tins (salted, honey roasted) or in packets of trail mix that cost 99 cents at Mapco (with raisins!!!!).
"I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut."
i love you, sadie.
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 12:54 PM
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this here is phantom hill...
I wanna offended no persons!
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 2:53 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 23, 2004 at 1:39 PM"
"Quote from Sexy Sadie on Feb. 23, 2004 at 1:36 PM"
"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 23, 2004 at 12:29 PM"
The only nuts that i like come in tins (salted, honey roasted) or in packets of trail mix that cost 99 cents at Mapco (with raisins!!!!).
"I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut."
i love you, sadie.
Get a room.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 3:09 PM
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After watching that Bob Flanagan documentary "Sick", I can look at just about anything involving peckers. But you'll have to buy me dinner first.
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 4:07 PM
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"Quote from Keith on Feb. 23, 2004 at 3:53 PM"
"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 23, 2004 at 1:39 PM"
"Quote from Sexy Sadie on Feb. 23, 2004 at 1:36 PM"
"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 23, 2004 at 12:29 PM"
The only nuts that i like come in tins (salted, honey roasted) or in packets of trail mix that cost 99 cents at Mapco (with raisins!!!!).
"I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut."
i love you, sadie.
Get a room.
sorry, keith. i'll try to keep the PDA's from now on to a minimum.
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 7:25 PM
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"Quote from smee on Feb. 23, 2004 at 12:23 PM"
the message board has reached an all new low.
she's talkin' downtown!
Are you Wigglin?
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 8:17 PM
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testes! testes! 1 2 3?
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 9:56 PM
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"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Feb. 23, 2004 at 7:25 PM"
"Quote from smee on Feb. 23, 2004 at 12:23 PM"
the message board has reached an all new low.
she's talkin' downtown!
lol *shakes my head*

No thanx I don't wanna see your new bouncies....
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 9:57 PM
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"Quote from Genius Girl on Feb. 23, 2004 at 9:56 PM"
No thanx I don't wanna see your new bouncies....
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Posted  Monday, February 23, 2004 at 10:55 PM
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so did you get a new pair?
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Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 1:55 PM
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"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 23, 2004 at 4:07 PM"
"Quote from Keith on Feb. 23, 2004 at 3:53 PM"
"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 23, 2004 at 1:39 PM"
"Quote from Sexy Sadie on Feb. 23, 2004 at 1:36 PM"
"Quote from ray davies on Feb. 23, 2004 at 12:29 PM"
The only nuts that i like come in tins (salted, honey roasted) or in packets of trail mix that cost 99 cents at Mapco (with raisins!!!!).
"I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut."
i love you, sadie.
Get a room.
sorry, keith. i'll try to keep the PDA's from now on to a minimum.
They already are kept to a minimum.
But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?
Flat Chop To The Throat
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Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 3:50 PM
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"Quote from Craig T. Nelson on Feb. 23, 2004 at 10:55 PM"
so did you get a new pair?
No...just upgraded the old pair...
...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
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Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 5:30 PM
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Thanks, but no thanks. I think I'll pass on the offer to see your new bag. wink.gif
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Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 5:39 PM
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"Quote from Flat Chop To The Throat on Feb. 24, 2004 at 3:50 PM"
No...just upgraded the old pair...
So you've got the new Sperm 2.0, eh?
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
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Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 6:01 PM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Feb. 24, 2004 at 5:39 PM"
"Quote from Flat Chop To The Throat on Feb. 24, 2004 at 3:50 PM"
No...just upgraded the old pair...
So you've got the new Sperm 2.0, eh?
lol this topic was doomed from the start lol sperm 2.0 biggrin.gif
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Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 7:46 PM
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Interesting that, as many naysayers as there are, the poll is 12 and 12 at this moment. One more vote in favor and we may have some very, uh, interesting pics to look at.

Be careful what you vote for, people!
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Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 9:09 PM
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"Quote from Token on Feb. 24, 2004 at 7:46 PM"
Interesting that, as many naysayers as there are, the poll is 12 and 12 at this moment. One more vote in favor and we may have some very, uh, interesting pics to look at.

Be careful what you vote for, people!
My thoughts exactly...
...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
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Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 10:28 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen we have turned the corner...
...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
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Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:07 PM
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"Quote from Flat Chop To The Throat on Feb. 24, 2004 at 10:28 PM"
Ladies and Gentlemen we have turned the corner...
I voted no.

You're welcome.
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Posted  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 at 11:57 PM
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"Quote from Token on Feb. 24, 2004 at 8:46 PM"
Interesting that, as many naysayers as there are, the poll is 12 and 12 at this moment.
It's like that vote for the lottery!
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Posted  Friday, March 5, 2004 at 11:28 AM
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"Quote from Tom Foolery on Feb. 24, 2004 at 5:39 PM"
So you've got the new Sperm 2.0, eh?
I read in the newspaper that someone named his kid "John Smith 2.0" instead of "John Smith, Jr." What a nerd.
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Posted  Monday, March 8, 2004 at 8:27 PM
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this race is disturbingly close.
Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.
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Posted  Monday, March 8, 2004 at 10:15 PM
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My vote tied it up. Ha.
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Posted  Monday, March 8, 2004 at 11:53 PM
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Sick and twisted lol thaks SW.
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Posted  Tuesday, March 9, 2004 at 2:44 PM
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I can hardly contain my excitement...
...The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true...
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Posted  Tuesday, March 9, 2004 at 7:53 PM
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"Quote from Genius Girl on Mar. 9, 2004 at 12:53 AM"
Sick and twisted lol thaks SW.
Anytime. I thought it was only fair.
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Posted  Tuesday, March 9, 2004 at 9:12 PM
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"Quote from StephanieW on Mar. 9, 2004 at 7:53 PM"
"Quote from Genius Girl on Mar. 9, 2004 at 12:53 AM"
Sick and twisted lol thaks SW.
Anytime. I thought it was only fair.
i would think of a way to get back out you, but if you win, you'll be punished enough biggrin.gif
Bill, it was a different time. It was back when we didn't know the Russians were incompetent.
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Posted  Wednesday, March 10, 2004 at 10:04 AM
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"Quote from HeyItsBriggs on Mar. 5, 2004 at 11:28 AM"
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Feb. 24, 2004 at 5:39 PM"
So you've got the new Sperm 2.0, eh?
I read in the newspaper that someone named his kid "John Smith 2.0" instead of "John Smith, Jr." What a nerd.
What kind of life will that child have? lol they will be forced into the world of computer science by their parents! lol

oh yeah and enough said herman I think you summed it up lol
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