This is on of the dumbest things i have read lately .....

barbie and ken break up!!!!!!!!!!

Ken is gay. It's undeniable.

This is breaking news... THat is funny but pathetic very pathetic.

I read another article about it - written by a member of the Associated Press...There is no journalistic integrity anymore.

And poor Ken must step aside for Blaine, the Australian boogie boarder.

Barbie is a total bitch- stringing Ken along until she has a new guy lined up.

This is Blaine the Homewrecker!!!Die Blaine !!!!!Die!!!!

Foreign guys will forever be the death of all long-standing relationships. I think he's more "Boy Band" than "Australian boogie boarder"

I hope they keep making Ken dolls: "Metro Sexual Ken" or even better... "Showing Up Drunk at 1am Wanting to Talk and Ending up Getting in a Fight and Having the Cops Called on Him Ken" (handcuffs, bottle of Jack included).

Anyone notice a striking resemblance to the most notorious homewrecker of the 90s, Dylan McKay?

not really...

(Edited by stopforme at 1:33 pm on Feb. 16, 2004)

But what about a doll of Dylan?

Like this?

In comparing the three, one can notice all of them have painted-on side burns. #2 and #3 have their ultra-styled sexy hair brushed back, which is different from #1's ultra-styled sexy hair. To me, they are very similar.

so any doll with sideburns looks like dylan?
the lips and nose are too different for me to concur.

(Edited by stopforme at 2:02 pm on Feb. 16, 2004)

I think Blaine looks like German Uber-Model, Rollum Haas...

Must be those lips.

Why am I not surprised that Carl has a Dylan McKay doll in his closet?

one of many gay skeletons from his past.

That's just ridiculous. How can a skeleton be gay? Aren't female skeletons identical to male skeletons? Now, don't you feel stupid?

For the record, I don't have a Dylan McKay doll in my closet. It's in my locked trunk.

And it's an action figure.

wouldn't by default that make all skeletons gay?

I would think that a more convincing argument would be that skeletons are devoid of sexual organs.

I think you all need to watch Nekromantik. Then maybe you'll know a little more about skeletons and their sexual capabilities.

i dont know about that. i mean, you've seen "Nekromantik"........much skeleton sex to be had in that one.....even if the organs were still fake, the skeleton got his jollys.


.....but dont get me wrong, skeletons are still scary as hell.

HA! Beat you to the punch!

So, what you're saying is the skeleton was still able to get a boner? I guess that shouldn't be surprising.

i was simply speaking of unaltered skeletons. Everyone knows that au natural is the way to go anyway... plastic surgery is so passe.

I think you need to see Nekromantik, Mr. Carligula.

indeed he does

That is brilliant and hilarious

No. Females generally have a wider pelvic section to facilitate childbirth.

No, they're not.

Male skulls are heavier and rougher with a slightly sloping forehead. The sinuses are larger, as are the teeth.

(Edited by Ceeze at 4:13 pm on Feb. 16, 2004)

And I believe males generally have less space allotted for a brain inside the skull.

(Edited by YaDaDaDa at 4:41 pm on Feb. 16, 2004)

and let's not forget the differences in the pelvis if you know what i mean*...

*and i mean the differences in the sacrum, ilium, pelvic inlet/outlet, along with other general differences in weight and shape (!)

Carl, I thought you were, like, a scientist.

I never took A&P. I never said I was a good scientist.

She's talkin' downtown!!

You are so meant to become a midwife one day! Give me a call when you do. Gynecoid pelvises rule me!

She's actually going into business as a joint midwife/daycare teacher. As soon as she catches the baby, they'll be whisked away to the most comfortable of settings and doted upon by the best nanny ever.

If I had a dollar for every time I uttered that phrase...