Blah, blah... see what I wrote in replies below...

(Edited by BrianW at 10:48 pm on Nov. 19, 2002)

It depends on which alley and how much. After a lengthy discussion at IHOP, my flat fee is 3 million, even if you ARE Boyz II Men.

you may have confused me for some other "indy" rock fan.....and besides i'm more of a post-punk fan than anything.....so bigsexyman, is you real name kevin nash? is your finishing move the power bomb? did you win the WWF title by defeating bob backlund at madison square garden in 1994?

bigsexyman was supposed to eat my shit after the show, but i changed my mind. he's obviously mad about it still.


also, nice use of wwf knowledge ray. you never cease to amaze me.

(Edited by damon at 11:19 pm on Nov. 17, 2002)

i love how you guys put so much thought into what kind of music you listen to ("post-punk") , you damn posers . get a life

You are the one who wants a blow job from us. Make up your mind and get back to me about that 3 mill.

You mean poseurs?

thank you, bigsexyman.....i think i'll take your advice and go get a life....now could you tell me exactly where i could buy one of those?

If its blowjobs you're after, there's an old guy that hangs out at Red Rose that is willing to pay you for recieving a blowjob. He didn't offer enough though.

i would love to donate 3 mill. , you could buy some dank ass weed and enjoy your shitty music for the rest of your life .. god knows thats the only way you will be enjoying it.

where's my blowjob, bitch?

...and with that post, the message board comes full circle.....

sadly enough i had to pay off the females of your family for all those great nights.

why? so they wouldn't call the cops on you while you sat in the tree outside my house and whacked off? by the way, i'd appreciate it if you'd pick up the tissues you dropped on my yard. i don't want my dog eating that shit.

(Edited by damon at 4:06 pm on Nov. 18, 2002)

ouch.......that one really hurt, mr. kevin nash.....so what was it like to have razor ramon/scott hall as your tag-team partner when you went back to WCW?

Point well made. Touche.

I haven't been around this board for too long, but I think this string should win some kind of superlative. Nothing beats talk of blowjobs in a rock band message board. Now if only we could get some 'your mama' jokes in, I think it would be complete.

well, we did come close with the "females in your family" remark.

i thiink this topic may take the cake for stupidest topic ever on the message board. thank you, bigsexyman(or kevin nash as i like to call you) for making yourself look like a complete ass....

(Edited by ray davies at 9:18 am on Nov. 18, 2002)

It irks the shit out of me when people come to message boards an talk trash for no apparent reason

I disagree. That was thoroughly entertaining. So eloquent!

i'm with carligula...it was very fun to deal with someone with such a high idiot rating such as bigsexyman.

i would like to nominate digsy, ray, damon, and ceeze for messageboard super-heros of the day. they saved our quaint little messageboard from the mass destruction of the oh-so-threatening bigsexyman. thank you, gentelmen, for saving our humble online community and providing the most hilarious thread i've read in a while. "all the females in your family..." hilarious!

I'm so used to crackheads posting on other boards, just not the features board.

Your mama's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

when i saw the frogs about a year ago some girl was in the alley next to the club giving some dude head. true story.........

my reaction to this: . . . ewwwwwwwwwww

i.. dont.. get.. it..

We'll explain it when you're older. Oh, wait... no we won't. Go ask your father.

No, Rachel, don't go ask your father! He'll never let you look at this web page again! Neuboy's joke was from the perspective of someone who wants to have relations with someone else's overweight mother.

But why would you care about the parts where the flour sticks? Ooooohhhh... I get it now...

HAHAHA! I love it when you "break it down" for us, JC.

Aww.... I want to know what he really said.

Wow! Edited by BrianW. I don't think I've ever seen that before. Is bigSexyMan banned?

Yeah, I'm assuming some moderator duties.