just thought i'd let everyone know that horshack and screech are duking it out on a boxing match on fox wednesday night.

horshack(?) would whoop screech. does welcome bach kotter still come on nick at nite?

i dunno, horshack's getting pretty old, so screech may have a chance. i don't think nick at nite shows it anymore. i saw epstein in an airport a few years ago. looked exactly the same.

dustin diamond is a pud. i heard that he and mario lopez had a fling. who played mr. belding? i always forget that.

I got $5 on screech

Dennis Haskins played Mr. Belding. Bring on the Saved By the Bell Trivia.

you think you know saved by the bell?
keith, etcetera, i know ya'll have some talent, but i would like to go on record as saying bring it.

let me start easy on you...
1. the name of screech's robot
2. mr. belding's brother
3. the 'friends forever' album producer
4. the duck who died in the oil spill
5. valley high's mascot

Can I get some of that action?

1. Kevin
2. Rod
3. Michael Damian
4. Becky
5. The Bulldogs

OK. Here are some easy ones to get warmed up to, as well:
1. What was Zack's name when answering the Teen Line?
2. What was the name of the kid smoking in the bathroom on the Johnny Dakota episode?
3. Who played Screech's only girlfriend, and what was her name on the show?
4. What was Lisa's gladiator name?
5. What was the name of the group that Kelly, Jesse, and Lisa formed (remember those dance-aerobic videos)?

Man, my SBTB trivia days are behind me. Here's what I can remember:

1. Zach's teen-line name was 'Nitro'
3. That one's too easy. Screech's girlfriend's name was Violet, played by a pre-plastic surgeried Tori Spelling.


I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so...so...scared!

hahaha! i played violet in a play in highschool. that was the best! 'Oh Samuel, you're sooo dreamy'
ha, my highschool's mascot was the bulldogs as well. interesting...

put your mind to it. go for it. ______ __. break a sweat.

That sketch on Saturday Night Live with Will Ferrell is funny.

'Today we revisit a classic film: Saved by the Bell Hawaiian Style'

Has anyone seen the real talk show they are making fun of in that sketch?
I might have gotten the SBTB title wrong.. I actually didn't ever watch that show.

lisa's gladiator name was lethal lisa. and yes, the hawiian special was good, but what about the tori episodes???

when zach was nitro, he had a british accent
and johnny dakota himself was the one who got caught with the 'roach' in the bathroom on the just say no episode
and the all girl band was hot sundae...this is also the infamous caffiene pills overdose episode
and the producer of the zach attack was actually brain fate

ok...
1. the wheelchair girl who zach courted through the teen line
2. a.c. slater's little sister
3. the a cappella group that performed at the sock hop
4. the math professor (who also did micromachines commercials)
5. kelly's manager at the max/boyfriend for a bit

for the scholars...
how did the gang get caught when they made fake IDs?

Nice questions freezetag. Unfortunately my SBTB trivia knowledge is waning so I believe I can only address numbers 2 and 5. Slater's sister's name was JC and Kelly's boyfriend/Max manager was Jeff (?), and I believe the actor also had a stint in the later seasons of Melrose Place. This also ties into your final bonus question. The gang got caught with their fake ID's when Zack's mom showed up at The Attic after getting a phone call from the older girl Zack was supposed to meet there. While at the Attic, Jessie and Lisa catch Jeff making out with a slutty blonde.

Let's get some affirmative action up in this piece and center my questions around the illustrious Lark Voorhees.

1. When Lisa experienced financial troubles as a result of her careless credit card spending, how much was she in debt and how did she pay it off?

2. What was Lisa's mom's profession and how did it help one of the cast members?

3. Under what circumstances did Lisa and Zack become a brief item?

oops. I must blame that last one on my exhaustion. It was JB I think, not JC. JC and AC? Not even Saved by the Bell is that bad.

Amazingly, all three of these questions can be answered with one word: prostitution.

Alright. I am pretty sure that Lisa's mom was a doctor, a surgeon even. Is that right? Because Lisa was a candy-striper for the episode when Zach has his leg injured. Anyway, Mr. Belding was responsible, b/c he tripped him before a basketball game. Lisa's mom was his doctor.

(Edited by StephanieW at 12:54 am on May 22, 2002)

I remember this one now too. Lisa had a fashion show to put on, and Zack helped her. They ended up falling for each other, but Screech saw them kiss. There was this falling out in the hallway where Screech rips Zack's shirt, but he won't fight back.

And, Melissa is the girl in the wheelchair I believe.
(Edited by StephanieW at 1:20 am on May 22, 2002)


(Edited by StephanieW at 1:29 am on May 22, 2002)

Ok, granted I am not sober, but I believe #4 is a trick question. The math teacher was Mr. Dewey. The guy from the micromachines commercials taught history. I can't remember the character's name, but I remember he was into plumbing.

5. Jeff

Bonus Question: Zach's mom caught them at the club ('the attic'?).

to etcetera, i stand in awe.
to stephaniew, i'm equally impressed. melissa was in fact the wheelchair girl.
to keith, i bow to your wisdom. i do believe you've called me out. mr. testaverde was the teacher to whom i was referring. i was thinking it was the math mid-term when zach created the plumbing scandal, but alas, i believe it was indeed history

come on though kids, did ya'll not watch the tori years? at the sock hop (when jb was in town) the five aces performed.

ok, i see i must step up.
1. the artist, in whose song zack placed subliminal messages
clue: 'zach morris is a ten.'
2. the name of the men's store where kelly worked in the don't hate bums/merry christmas episode
3. the members of the red team in the r.o.t.c episode

Daaaaamn girl, I think those are the best questions yet.
Didn't he place the subliminal message in 'California Girls'?

Music-related SBTB questions

1. The name of the group whose concert was worth spending the night in a mall for.

2. The name of the group whose poster Jessie's badass stepbrother Eric put up in her bedroom.

(non-music related) 3. What is the question Zack doesn't know that causes him to lose the DJ's contest for a free trip to Hawaii?

1. I remember an episode when they watched U2 that involoved a mall. Was that it?

3. The last question asked what the name of the Japanese art of trimming little trees was. And, it was Bonzi, b/c Mr. Belding had taken up that hobby. And, he ended up winning the Hawaii trip.

Let me get back to you on #2.


(Edited by StephanieW at 9:27 pm on May 22, 2002)

he had a misfits poster

nice work 6969...
And for those on this board who are not ashamed to admit that their knowledge of SBTB rivals that of 90210 (coughKeithcough), the Misfits also did a guest appearance at the Halloween show at the After Dark.

I don't think you want to get started on 90210 trivia.

Oh, the hell with it. Here is a matching question. Match the following 90210 characters with their addictions/drug of choice (choose the best answer- one per character):

1. Brandon
2. Dylan
3. Valerie
4. Kelly
5. David
6. Donna
7. Emily Valentine
8. Scott

A. Cocain
B. Gambling
C. 'Euphoria'
D. Alcohol
E. Pain Killers
F. Pot
G. Speed
H. Guns

(Edited by Keith at 5:00 pm on May 22, 2002)

Bitch please.

Brandon--B. Gambling, and I would also consider his relentless journalistic drive an addiction

Dylan--D. Alcohol--but he did almost get killed thanks to his flirtation with heroin. I think he did everything.

Valerie--F. Pot, though I'd add sex. Faked an abortion to get money the stupid ho

Kelly--A. Cocaine. Her brief but highly devoted involvement with the 'Evolution' cult could also constitute an addiction of sorts.

David-- G. Speed. Didn't help him out much with his aspirations as Babyface's keyboard player

Donna--E. Painkillers and virginity

Emily Valentine-- C. 'Euphoria' and fire

Scott-- H. Guns. Poor kid. His sister made a fine troubled freshmen slut though as a result.

Fine work. I knew Dylan was addicted to something else, but I forgot it was heroin. They were really stretching at that point.

Can you name the parent(s) of the following cast members?
Brenda and Brandon
Kelly
Steve
Donna
Dylan

The Walsh's- Cindy and Jim
The Taylor's- Jacky and ?
The Sanders'- Rush and Samantha
The Martin's- Felice and ?
The McKay's- Iris and Jack

Can you name Ray's mom?

I must admit I only knew Donna's dad as the ill-fated heart surgeon, Dr. Martin. Jackie's husband/David's father was Mel.
Ray's mom was Luanne.
A member of what famous band made a cameo as Valerie's mom?

michelle phillips of the mamas & the papas

Weren't Flaming Lips on that show once?
(sorry, I didn't put this in trivia form)

sorry to interrupt, but the fight was on tonight, and screech absolutely destroyed horshack. it was really sad. and the manute bol/william 'the refrigerator' perry fight seemed really promising but was actually very lame.

matching the 90210 character to their appropriate vice? etcetera, i love you more each day. damn.

i will not boast that my 90210 knowledges rivals that of 'keith' but...
can we match up all of the inter-cast sex?
i'll start with brandon.
brandon did kelly, emily valentine, nikki, claire, susan at the beverly beat, the girl from the college news show, the african-american girl from the small hometown, the racist blonde girl who worked at the beach club...

freezetag, when i return we shall boldly assert our knowledge of true quality pop culture over 'just-pretend' sushi at taste of tokyo.

here are a few more i can think of with brandon:

his old girlfriend from minnesota, to whom he lost his virginity

lucinda, his prof's wife who also got with dylan

another girl at the beach club--they had some difficulties getting together because she suffered some sexual trauma

the ice skater chick, who was also the actress from 'scent of a woman' and that horse diving movie.

So, Screech ended up kicking Horshack's ass. Minut Bol fought Refridgerator Perry and Joey Butofuoco beat up on woman wrestler China. I guess fox brought celebrity death match to life. quality, educational programming at its best.