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TOPIC: brian fellow's safari planet
Posted  Thursday, January 9, 2003 at 11:10 AM
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i was wondering if anyone else shares my love for this.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Thursday, January 9, 2003 at 11:21 AM
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yes, i think this is a brilliant sketch. one of the better of the newer years. tracy morgan is the the second funniest black man in america. dave chappelle is #1.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Thursday, January 9, 2003 at 12:15 PM
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SHUT UP BIRD! I'm Brian Fellows. That bird's a Liar!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, January 9, 2003 at 12:19 PM
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I saw Tracy Morgan at Zanies. It was the biggest waste of $28 ever. I'm sure he's a good comedian, but this was his third show of the night and he was piss drunk. On stage at that show alone he had 3 or 4 Long Islands. I don't know how much he had to drink during the two shows before that. His entire hour and a half set (when he wasn't dropping the microphone) consisted of him asking everyone in the audience a)do you lick your man's asshole? or b)does your woman lick your asshole? It was funny for approximately ten seconds then it was pathetic.

I think Tracy Morgan is great on SNL, but he'll always leave a bad taste in my mouth, so to speak.
I TOTALLY AGREE!


Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

Posted  Thursday, January 9, 2003 at 12:36 PM
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Yeah, I'll agree completely with Keith on that one, except that it was the other way around: he was asking the guys if they licked the anuses of their women. He mentioned Brian Fellows ONCE, but only teased us with it. Very disappointing.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, January 9, 2003 at 1:57 PM
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I love Brian Fellowes Safari Planet. I did my senior term paper on Saul Bellows and I always refered to him as "Saul Bellows Safari Planet". "That ain't no tiger, that's a big dog. That big dog is laughing at me." Genius.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Thursday, January 9, 2003 at 6:17 PM
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i love it but my fave was uncle jemimas mash liqour. "whats that mean? that means if you smell it you fucked up!"

and yes dave chappelle is the funniest black guy in america. i cant wait for his show to start.
You're so fucking money you don't even know it
Posted  Friday, January 10, 2003 at 3:55 PM
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Thanks to this thread, I haven't been able to get the "theme song" out of my head for two days now. It's a strange thing to get stuck on.