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TOPIC: Britney Spears...married?!
Posted  Sunday, January 4, 2004 at 1:06 AM
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Spears Weds Louisiana Boy
...love fights
Posted  Sunday, January 4, 2004 at 1:13 AM
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"...and had a hotel bellman walk her down the aisle."

Ha, indeed.

I'd like to see a statistic about how long, on average, a marriage lasts when the couple are married in Las Vegas.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 2:19 am on Jan. 4, 2004)
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Posted  Sunday, January 4, 2004 at 1:29 AM
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indeed.
as well, as first marriages for loaded pop stars.

laugh.gif
...love fights
Posted  Sunday, January 4, 2004 at 7:12 PM
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looks like its already been annuled.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Sunday, January 4, 2004 at 7:25 PM
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what a dumb b!@#$%$ . just proves no brain for this blond.
Posted  Sunday, January 4, 2004 at 8:41 PM
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i think MissSeptember wasn't the only one with "have a vegas wedding" on her to do before i die list.
i will dig a tunnel from my window to yours.
Posted  Sunday, January 4, 2004 at 10:51 PM
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Jason Alexander.... Is that George Castanza from Seinfeld? blink.gif
Shut up and play yer' guitar. - Frank Zappa
Posted  Monday, January 5, 2004 at 12:35 AM
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"Quote from rachel on Jan. 4, 2004 at 8:41 PM"
i think MissSeptember wasn't the only one with "have a vegas wedding" on her to do before i die list.
I'm just mad she got there before me. However, I doubt I'll go the "childhood friend" route, and opt for the bellhop instead.
That's so NA.
Posted  Monday, January 5, 2004 at 4:28 PM
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I found out over Christmas that a guy I went to high school with made out with her. Supposedly there is a picture of them in US Magazine.

Another chick I went to high school with married Eric Clapton.
"Is this what you want you want to do with your life, man? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at 2 in the morning?"
Posted  Monday, January 5, 2004 at 5:22 PM
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Anyone else find it funny that the first person to post after Miss September's bellhop comment was roadie? Do I hear wedding bells?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, January 5, 2004 at 5:34 PM
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"Quote from carligula on Jan. 5, 2004 at 6:22 PM"
Anyone else find it funny that the first person to post after Miss September's bellhop comment was roadie? Do I hear wedding bells?
Ha! You may be right, Carl. You certainly wouldn't have to drag him to Vegas.
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Posted  Tuesday, January 6, 2004 at 2:49 PM
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"Quote from hereiamagain on Jan. 4, 2004 at 10:51 PM"
Jason Alexander.... Is that George Castanza from Seinfeld? blink.gif
lol that would be the funniest couple ever lol a total joke. Ikept hearing people saying that she had gotten married in jeans and a cap. I was like what.. then I missed what they were saying about it on channel 4.. This was the first I'd actually read about it.. It figures that she would do something like this. But what I can't get over is that they went to the chapel and they turned them away and told them to go get a liscence and then they had to come back to get married.. Now that means they new what they were doing an now they had it annuled celebrities dry.gif
Posted  Tuesday, January 6, 2004 at 7:12 PM
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What's amazing is how average this guy looks. Check out those ears, man.
Why would you do that?
Posted  Tuesday, January 6, 2004 at 7:24 PM
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"Quote from Buckley on Jan. 6, 2004 at 7:12 PM"
What's amazing is how average this guy looks. Check out those ears, man.
To quote Brodie-man, "He looks like a date rapist!"
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Thursday, January 8, 2004 at 3:32 PM
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"Quote from jamiecarroll on Jan. 4, 2004 at 7:13 AM"
"...and had a hotel bellman walk her down the aisle."

Ha, indeed.

I'd like to see a statistic about how long, on average, a marriage lasts when the couple are married in Las Vegas.
I would like to see that as well. one of my friends is getting married in vegas. like, she's planning it the way most people plan big to do's. she's gonna walk down the aisle in white gogo boots. frickin' weird-ass.
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