okay so i was wanting some ligthe and fluffy converstaon and i was wondering who eveyrones top five celebrityes aret that they think are hot.

mine are

1. vanessa williams
2. alicia keyes
3. kylie minogue
4. diana ross
5. khia

what are yours/

Jamie Lee Curtis, Sandra Bullock, Catherina O'Hara

Tina Fey, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Emma Cualfield, Sheryl Crow, Joan Jett (1980s), Mary Tyler Moore (1960-70s)

well, let's see...among my list would be most members of the strokes (sorry nikolai), jake gyl...eh, i can never spell his last name, let's just call him donnie darko, a super-human formed from all the members of weezer (with mikey, not scott), chad lloyd, jimmy fallon.... but all of these great men are left in the cold, dark shadow of none other than my numebr one pick...jack white.

ah yes. HaveSomeSoma digs a man with drawstring maroon cargo pants and crazy eyes (but not the good Pelham-crazy eyes, just crazy eyes)

My Top Five :

1. Paul McCartney (at anytime period, but preferably 1967-68)
2. Julian Casablancas
3. Nick Valensi
4. Johnny Depp
5. This is the point where I group together lots of people between which
I cannot decide: Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, Johnny Knoxville,
Jason Schwartzman, Ed Norton

Trey Parker, Jack Black, Edward Norton, Uma Thurman, & Jake Gyllenhaal (sp?)

01 Jennifer Love Hewitt
02 Natalie Portman
03 Mandy Moore
04 Tina Fey
05 Fiona Apple

Honorable mention: Amanda Peet, Victoria Beckham, Jessica Alba, Christy Romano, Sarah Silverman & Nancy Pimental.

jamiecarroll's turn-ons: brunettes!
jamiecarroll's turn-offs: fake breasts

my top five are..
1. justin timberlake
2. conan o'brien (hes not very attractive but he makes me laugh)
3. ryan adams or johnny knoxville
4. brad pitt
5. clark gable (is that weird?)

mark ruffalo, mark ruffalo, mark ruffalo
edward norton
luke wilson (after he shaves his head in RT's)
chris martin of coldplay, even with his weird teeth
matt pelham

Ironic, no?

Fuck you, Keith. Do I need to put together a Jennifer Love Hewitt Breast Timeline Pictorial for you, so we can end this debate?

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 5:05 am on Sep. 12, 2002)

um, no, but the fact that you think conan o brian is hott IS weird. the fact that you even wrote justin bloobity blahs name on this baord is sad.
. . . no offense.

this is a really great topic. my sister did a 2 hour theater show called, "celebrity crush" and everyone wrote monologues about theirs.

anyway, mine are (now it gets serious, yo)

bjork
tori amos
angelina jolie
ani difranco
corin tucker (from sleater kinney)

and, the features get an honorable mention, as well as adam duritz.

Justin Timberlake is hott. N*SYNC is really under-rated. It's just my opinion.

I enjoy this topic greatly beacause I live ina dream world and I actually kinda think about these things... so here ya go:

1. Elvis Costello
2. John Cusack
3. Trent Reznor
4. Mike Mills
5. Ryan Adams
6. Jeff Buckley
7. Morrissey
8. Jarvis Cocker
9. Doug from Trading Spaces
10. John Norris and Kurt Loder

Sorry I forgot it was just 5... I am so ashamed

aw crap... i forgot cusack. i love him too

I'm enjoying this thread because I think it reveals quite a bit about some of us. Special kudos to you, iwantelvis. If I wasn't a lesbian, my list might look similar to yours. (Although if I could have my pick of male decorators from Trading Spaces, I'd take Vern over Doug.)

My List:
1. Jessica Rabbit
2. Lisa Ling
3. Audrey Hepburn (1954 - 1964)
4. Claire Forlani
5. Eleanor (from the Chipettes)

Preach on, sister!

jack black
young frank sinatra
undead jimmy dean
all members of trans am
george p. bush
steve mcnair

new category...message board members who are hot:
(if i don't know you, forgive me for not noting the due hotness you may possess)
elliot
the lawnwrangler
jamie carroll
deevol
etcetera
blightman
maggie mae
smee
keith
neuboy
roadie

its ok. i know I'm not hott.

about the trading spaces people.. i know hes the carpenter but ty is extra fine.

I agree that Ty is hot, but he is pretty ordinary. How many men paint in leather pants. Only Doug... and he does it so well.

Are those the hottest...or are those all the people that you've met?

I read an interview w/ J. Love in Jane in which she swears they're real. She claims that it's not her fault that the boobs are all over the place in every movie she makes. I'm not sure if I believe any of it, though. And Stalker- I always felt that Carrie was the hot one in S-K.

Tina Fey
Mary Tyler Moore (still hot)
Alicia Witt
Donnas C & R
Katie Holmes

I must state that I do think that Mary Tyler Moore is the "hottest" woman over 41 in my book (over 40 would be Sheryl crow).

What can I say, she's got spunk...

Man, I fell on the list since your superlatives collection a while back:



most likely to succeed: yadadada
most popular: brianeno2
best all around: jamiecarroll
best message board spirit: featuresgirl
best couple: lawnwrangler and deevol
best dressed: roadie
most talented: maggie mae
most attractive: deevol
wittiest: keith
most too cool for this school: neuboy
most likely to move the discussion towards video games: exliontamer
most liekly to get drunk and post: lawnwrangler
most likely to respond to a post: ghostflower
most admired taste in/knowledge of music: smee

I'd like to see that.

I had been meaning to look that up again. I wanted to see how I felt about it now that I'm more engrained in the message board culture and now that I've actually met people. Funny how the main posters have kinda shifted.

(We miss you, ELT)

I also share this sentiment.....

My top 5 celebrity crushes(female)(in no particular order):


1. Jean Shrimpton (a sixties model)
2. Tina Fey
3. Jane Birkin (from the movie Blow-Up)
4. Liz Phair
5. Chrissie Hynde (her prime of 79-81)

....all brunettes who are tall and gangly......

(Edited by ray davies at 10:52 pm on Sep. 12, 2002)

Hmmm, I'm not sure about that one. She had a good quote though about trying to be sexy on stage...

"Rock and Roll is supposed to be about 'Fuck You' not 'Fuck Me.'"

you have your opinion, i have mine.

(Edited by ray davies at 12:15 am on Sep. 13, 2002)

I'm just messing with you Jamie. I believe you.

I guess.

I wish Jamie Carroll would bring a display to the show on the 20th so that he can end this debate for all of us (since we're all held in gridlock over it) and show us many pictures of her brests, preferrably bare, so that this debate can truly end. Would that be a problem, Ms. Carroll?

I just had this great mental picture of Jamie standing in the back of dark club with a pointer, giving a presentation to all of us. He'd have one of those little display boards like we used for science projects. Maybe a graph would help.

my list of hottt message board members was unranked...yer still the hotttest, deevol, just don't tell blightman. but yes, it is pretty much a list of who i've met.

anyhow, i am rather embarrassed to admit this, but i was watching the acclaimed film "sister act 2" this morning, and out of a heartfelt love for my boy jc, i feel it is my duty to report the distinct presence of boobies on j. love hewitt. i think she made that cinematic gem when she was like 16, and if she even had 'em then, they gots to be legit.

My 5 Hottest Celebrities:

1. Conan O'Brien
2. John Cusack
3. Steve Buscemi
4. Jimmy Fallon
5. David Letterman

As for the messageboard superlatives, we should do that again. Maybe with different topics? My knowledge of all of the messageboard members is fairly limited, as I have never met Lauren, freezetag, or blightman. And, when I did meet deevol, it was just a "Hey". I can't help but wonder if I would fall somewhere on the list, and if I did...where?
Anyway, that's just my idea.

I mean, back when that list was made I wasn't even around (and immediately everyone goes back to "the good old days"). Such a list could wreak havoc on my inferiority complex....maybe...

And Lauryn Hill was also in Sister Act 2. Great movie.

And I also find Chrissie Hynde's early years attractive...

And the Jennifer Love Hewitt Boob Chart would definitely "rule me" (copyright StephanieW). Get to workin' Jamie.

Perhaps it would have that effect on mine as well.

Oh but I'm still up for it. To be named a superlative would be such an honor.

THANK YOU, FREEZETAG!

After some reflection, I don't think that this would be a proper place for me to present any sort of breast timeline. But, ya'll can do your own research if you really want to. Just go to any of the extensive Jenneifer Love Hewitt fansites out there and look at the pictures from down through the years. People don't get breast implants when they're 15 or 16 years old. I will concede that you've probably noticed JLH's breasts more in recent years, because she's grown more liberal in her presentation of them.

One word, three syllables: Heartbreakers.

A fine fine film starring Jenn and Jason Lee, with a nice Zach Galifianakis bit part.

celebrity crushes....

i've been into chunky guys lately for some reason so right now it's (in no particular order)

1. vincent d'onofrio - yeah, i watch law & order: CI and fantasize about det. goren frisking me.

2. norman reedus - yum

3. matt pelham

4. billy corgan - my jr high crush. he is sex.

5. jack white - he's so cute i could eat him with a spork. and he said he liked my purse.

as for the ladies

cristina martinez - she's a hottie. if i were to ever throw down with a girl, it would be her.

Just a little tidbit: Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the cover of good ol' Rolling Stone this month and she says, and I quote, "My breasts have a career of their own. Theirs is going better."

Just thought I'd toss that out there.

Yes, Digsy, I read that issue of Rolling Stone tonight.

In my humble opinion, Love's career has been all downhill since 'Party of Five' (one of the greatest TV shows ever). I mean, that show was magic. Since then, 'IKWYDLS' was okay, 'Can't Hardly Wait' was okay, 'Heartbreakers' was okay. But there's been nothing great.

Can't Hardly Wait was awesome. I saw JLH on an episode of Singled Out once.

I feel a little wierd about posting 'cause I'm a newbie and I don't really know anyone. Maybe I'll meet some of you at a show some time.

Anyway, my list:

1. Hayden Christensen
2. That guy who played Harry Osbourne on Spider-Man
3. Brad Pitt
4. Seth Green
5. The Features (Rollum)

Alan

I really really love Can't Hardly Wait. It is probably in my top 15 favorite movies of all time. Seth Green's character in that movie is priceless. I mean, I went to school with about 12 of his clones.

Okay. I agree that it is sad that such a sorry excuse for a musician has been mentioned on this board (and especially in this category). However, I am even more appauled by the fact that this topic has turned into the Jennifer Love Hewitt Message Board. I'm sorry to offend anybody, but I detest her. She mentions her breasts in every article I have ever read about her. She appears to be (and probably is) one of the most conceided people in the entertainment industry. She's attractive, I guess, but there are more attractive people. If you're going to make a breast timeline/chart, make it of somebody worth looking at. Sorry to sound like a butthole, but this topic greatly enrages me. Of course, I'm sure nobody cares about my opinion enough to read this long post anyway.

I can't really judge her acting ability because, as Jamie said, the movies she's been in have only been good. Of course, judging by list, she isn't someone that I like in the special way.

Of course what do I know, I had a crush on Jane Lane from Daria.

My late reply:

Charlize Theron
Jennifer Love Hewitt (I'm not jumping the bandwagon here, its just brunettes..ahhh)
Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Allyssa Milano
Jennie Garth

Hi Sadie.

I guess I'll reply, since I'm the one that started all of this. I like Jennifer Love Hewitt. I'm sorry that you don't. I'm sorry that that 'appauls' you. I guess we all have our own opinions, don't we?

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 10:56 pm on Sep. 15, 2002)

I like your posts, Sexy Sadie. Your opinion is as valued as any one else's. I wish you'd give us more of a chance, though.

Yes, I was just voicing mine. I don't mean to upset anyone. Don't hate me.

I don't hate you. I like having you here. If I had a dollar for every time someone has made fun of me for my relationship with Jennifer Love Hewitt, I'd be a rich woman.

Maybe you could use all that money on a sex change so that your chances would be better with her.

(Edited by deevol at 11:15 pm on Sep. 15, 2002)

Wait, I thought jamiecarroll was a guy. I'm confused.

Hi Bowl of Fire.

We just like to have a little fun sometimes with the unisex username that I have chosen. I am a male.

Nice new avatar Deevol.

Yes, I was joking about the rich woman comment.

thank you keith, it's nowhere near as cool as your avatar/member status combo. classic.

my roommate thinks thelawnwrangler looks like vincent d'onofrio. actually she said his voice and mannerisms resemble him. especially on law & order.

ok i haven't posted in a while so no one knew that my avatar was the features head so i am not trying to copy anyone. just give me some time to find a new one. ack i have forgotten how to use this thing. im surprised i signed in!



(Edited by mindylieu at 9:45 pm on Sep. 26, 2002)

Welcome back mindylieu. You've been missed.

Fuckin' A! Welcome back!

yay! it is good to be back, and thanks for the warm welcome! wish i could go to atl this weekend. know its going to be a GREAT show! tell dave hello for me and if he speaks back let me know if it is understandable.

too bad thelawnwrangler doesn't like me.

and he has to not like me all the way in johnson city.

Don't worry, I'm just a newbie and I'm too lame to find an original avatar.

(Edited by Bowl of Fire at 1:17 pm on Oct. 20, 2002)

ultimate celebrity crush, duh the features. i thought that was well known.
and didn't need to be said.

for the record, jennifer love heweitt is pretty hott, but she sucks.

and i have been wondering jamiecarroll's gender since i joined this board. ha!

SOS, if you really want to know, I'll tell you...

1) Renee Zellweger is gorgeous (although now that shes a soccer mom kind of actress, I dont dig her as much.. Check her out in those nerd glasses in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre pt4".. um would you help me with my homework, Renee? You look so smart.. and hot!!)

2) Jennifer Jason Leigh (in "Fast Times" especially, but she's cute in later movies, too.. she's a little old now). Man, that shot of her in the pool house when she seduces that dude. Wow. I'm pretty old fashioned and usually the non-totally nude shots end up being sexier.. but wow.

3) Tina Fey.. Funny and cute. And tough. She has that scar. I bet she was in a knife fight.

4) Lillian Gish.. Silent film star from the 20's. It was great in flim class watching old shorts and seeing this georgous woman in them. And I believe she was a red head in real life. I love the red heads.

5) Kirsten Dunst.. Although I wish I hadn't seen her on SNL, because she really reminded me of a high school kid. She's not too bright. But she is fun to look at. And she had red hair in "Spider Man." Oh Wow.


Honorable mention is Judy Garland, circa 1940. But she is real popular among the gay community, so I am hesitant to mention her. But she was quite a looker. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay.. not at all. Nothing wrong with it. But I am not.

good call with kirsten dunst. she looks so f'in hott in drop dead gorgeous.


plus, i dig red hair. i dig it so much, i dyed it.

(Edited by stalker on skates at 9:05 am on Oct. 22, 2002)

um...i don't think i've ever hated anybody. oh wait, this fucker in my high school was hated, but other than that, no. do i even know you outside this board? perhpaps we've met. i can be a bit forgetful (ask anyone who knows me). but i don't hate you, or at least i don't think i do.

top five celebrity crushes-
1. wynona ryder
2. lisa loeb (she would have to leave the glasses on when we got bizzy)
3. natalie imbruglia
4. sela ward
5. mandy moore

vincent d'onofrio? who is this guy?

Nice lisst, LW. Mandy Moore is beautiful.

shes not beautiful. she's cute there is a HUGE difference.

Yo, I disagree, SOS (with the former statement, not the latter).

hmmm... i think i'd go with cute as well. something about her screams cute. ...(CUTE!)

oooh man she annoys me! shes just so fake! not that she also isnt fake, but i have always been more a britney person myself.

holy shit have yall seen the christina agulera video?

I'll take Mandy Moore over Britney or Christina - on all levels. I like her music better, I think she's more attractive, and she seems like a more interesting person. I mean, she's a Jeff Buckley fan, how cool is that?

Yes, Rachel, I have seen the new Aguilera video, and "HOLY SHIT!" is exactly what I thought, too. Unbelievable!

I like it on mute.

Anyway, back to the Mandy Moore thing. She's cute. I think it's possible to be beautiful AND cute, but I'm not sure if she quite makes it. Maybe because she's 13, I don't know. I'd probably still do her though.

I'll take Britney over the whole bunch on all levels. I smell a new poll... oh wait, that's my feet.

yeah its so disgusting but you just cant turn away..

Mine are:

1. Isobel Campbell (Gebtle Waves, Belle & Sebastian)
2. Tracy Anne (Camera Obscura)
3. Liz Phair
4. chick from Cat Power

-holey

i'm adding

catherine zeta jones
claire forlani
and nicole kidman, only if her hair is straight.
and allison from the kills.

nicole kidman is insanely hott.