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carligula

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Posted Monday, March 17, 2003 at 12:59 PM

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I'm exceedingly intrigued by the Church of Daigletology and I must know how I would go about joining. For what it's worth, I'm easily brainwashed-- just ask my ex-girlfriends.

Does anyone else here follow the ways of Daiglenetics? Also, what's the verdict on polygamy?

Daigle is all we need to make the night complete

daiglenetics

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Posted Monday, March 17, 2003 at 1:13 PM

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Daigletoligists are encouraged to take several spouses.

Is Colin Powell ascending the throne of Anti-Christ? Is George W. Bush preparing the way for the second coming?

Find out on pg. 192

JOIN THE CHURCH OF DAIGLETOLOGY!

smee

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Posted Monday, March 17, 2003 at 3:26 PM

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You guys kidnapped Elizabeth Smart, didn't you?

YaDaDaDa

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Posted Monday, March 17, 2003 at 6:11 PM

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Daigletoligists are encouraged to take several spouses.

Is Colin Powell ascending the throne of Anti-Christ? Is George W. Bush preparing the way for the second coming?

Find out on pg. 192

This whole thing sounds like it collides with our normal religion/philosophy, Eno2ism. Still, I find myself strangely compelled to join.

I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham

daiglenetics

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Posted Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 12:45 AM

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Followers of Eno2ism eat food from Wild Oats and are completely ignorant to the dangers of fruit dye. Plus it is completely forbidden to worship message board members of a rock and roll band.

You would of course know all of this if you read pg. 2-3.

(Edited by daiglenetics at 6:50 pm on Mar. 18, 2003)

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Tom Foolery

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Posted Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 10:00 AM

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When will you be at the mall handing out free copies of your book? I'd like to stop by and get one.

grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything

sinasugarsick

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Posted Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 10:03 AM

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daigle and i did a japolka dance to elekibass

so i do believe i'm already a member of the church of daigletology.

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

BrianW

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Posted Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 10:59 AM

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How incredibly odd the manager of the Features has his own religion named after him? This all reminds me of the church of the Subgenious with their weird conspiracy theories and all that. Instead of worshipping Bob Dobbs, we'll worship one Rory Daigle.