Anybody want to give me a job?

I can type really fast. (thank you AIM)
I can sing the words to any song on any radio station.
I can make coke machines take dollars that are in any condition.

There are other things. I just don't remember right now.

getting fired is tha shit

man, i got fired a year ago from a job i absoutely loved. im pretty sure i posted about it. then, i got out of college and can't find a job, so seriousy damn the man to hell and back and back and front and even sideways and upside down that mother fucker. fuck him in the ear.


oh.... i need another drink.

What sucks most, is when they hire you telling you that they'll only lay off maybe four people later. And then they end up laying off 27, and you're among them, when you've found your dream photography job and looked forward to going to work.

Audrey,
Sounds like things have been a bummer for you lately. That sucks.

I can't get fired. . . I always wind up jumping through ridiculous hoops to get fired (i'm no quitter) testing my bosses and telling them how shitty this is and that is, and why I don't do things the way they want me to (usually because my way is better). Up untill now all it has gotten me is promotion after promotion untill finally I wound up complaining my way into a management position (If you know me you understand that this was a horrible decision on their part, I shouldn't be allowed to operate an ice cream scoop, let alone a store full of people).
So maybe try telling your peers that they have no idea what they are doing. . . they'll either fire you (which you'd expect) or give you more money and a promotion.