It took me forever to find one for my signature; and i wanted to share so many, i just decided to give you the gift of some deepthoughts links: here ya go.

http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list22.html

http://www.geocities.com/wrightflyer2/jackhandy.html

http://www.ffni.com/~gsell/deep.html

http://members.tripod.com/~SHartling/DEEP.html

I must say that this is one of the best topics to come up in a long time, Stalker. I have always been a fan of the Deep Thoughts. Some of my favorites have always been the sacks one, the disney world one, and the lemons one. The idea of having a Deep Thoughts signature has crossed my mind more than once, actually.

I found one site a few years ago with some good ones on it...I'll try to see if I can find it again.

A couple of the "Fuzzy Memories" were good, too.

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 12:49 am on Mar. 11, 2003)

I love Deep Thoughts. My favorite is the one where he says, "If God lives inside us like some people say, I hope he likes enchiladas 'cause that's what he's getting." That one cracks me up.

one of my very first signatures on the board was, "the crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw". i tend to favor the ridiculously absurd ones(not that any of them aren't absurd), like the one about the indians being dirty clothes hampers. "my big thick novel" isn't as funny, but it has it's moments.

I like the ones where he's ponders what it would be like to be somebody else like, "I bet if you were a cowboy..." or, "I bet aliens like to do this, blah blah blah.

some of these made me laugh out loud for like 5 straight minutes.

Derek and I were watching one SNL and it was something to the effect of the "Best of 2000 Awards" by Jack Handey and it was hilarious. I'm a big fan myself.

I love those things, but i hate watching them with someone who doesn't get them.... there all confused and looking at u like your crazy for laughing

i think these are the same people like my friend liz who watched brain candy with me. after it was over, i was laughing and she was like, "That was retarded. I'm sorry, but I just don't think Canadians are funny."

I have a few friend who hates Mad TV and SNL. Our perception of whats funny is sooo different, I freaking laugh at almost everything! yet he watches South Park religously and he's uhh 28.

ugh... how could you find south park funny but hate SNL and Mad TV? what's this world coming to?

I love this topic by the way.

it's coming to a screeching halting end

uh yeah

I find South Park, SNL (at least Weekend Update), and MadTV funny, yet I usually don't find joy in the Simpsons. What is this world coming to?

South Park is a show that I need to watch more of. It usually makes me laugh till my guts hurt (and that's good). I also like Crank Yankers, but usually only the last call on the show is a gut-buster.

I'm an SNL girl...I can't stand Mad TV. I think it's a wannabe.

I also love South Park when I actually watch it, which is pretty rarely. I used to watch it every week back in my early high school days.

I also used to watch The Simpsons a lot when I was little and still enjoy it when I get the chance to see it.

the best one was the "If I was an astronaut..."