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TOPIC: desperately seeking someone...
Posted  Saturday, September 21, 2002 at 12:41 PM
Post 1 of 27
i was at the 9-20 show at blue sky court (last night) and saw a dark-haired girl wearing red pants, a striped tank top, and glasses... does anyone know this person? just curious. thanks!
"Sugar, Mr. Poon?"
"No, never, never... thank you."
Posted  Saturday, September 21, 2002 at 1:30 PM
Post 2 of 27
I saw you - you red pants and glasses. me - too shy to talk. call me x45297 ph34r.gif
thank you for being a friend.
Posted  Saturday, September 21, 2002 at 1:36 PM
Post 3 of 27
"Quote from Johnny Thunder on Sep. 21, 2002 at 11:41 AM"
i was at the 9-20 show at blue sky court (last night) and saw a dark-haired girl wearing red pants, a striped tank top, and glasses... does anyone know this person? just curious. thanks!
was the person in question in the front row?
Posted  Saturday, September 21, 2002 at 5:24 PM
Post 4 of 27
"Quote from stalker on skates on Sep. 21, 2002 at 1:30 PM"
I saw you - you red pants and glasses. me - too shy to talk. call me x45297 ph34r.gif
what ever happened to the you were seen section of the personals in the nashville scene?
she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good
Posted  Saturday, September 21, 2002 at 5:40 PM
Post 5 of 27
"Quote from sinasugarsick on Sep. 21, 2002 at 5:24 PM"
what ever happened to the you were seen section of the personals in the nashville scene?
They stopped running when they realized that 90% of the ads were from women who had seen thelawnwrangler around town. Now when women (and some men) call to place ads, they just give them his phone number.
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Sunday, September 22, 2002 at 1:42 PM
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uh-oh. Self-centered set up some kind of personals section for things like this. Is that the next step for this board?

If so, here are my stats:
5' 8"
without excessive back or shoulder hair
a fan of the Features and Kriss Kross
heavily tattooed
only pierced in my tongue and lip
a pipe smoker
I wear bi-focals and contacts and have since the age of 15
I still don't have a driver's license (stupid test at the DMV)
I enjoy astronomy, hiking, looking at the stars, walking in the woods, walking in the woods at night so I can look at the stars, backpacking, camping out in the back yard with a telescope after a long walk in the woods, and cross stitching.
I save toenail clippings
My body is free of tattoos
I hate my parents and still live with them on occasional weekends

I'm seeking a blonde or brunette who can pay my bills for a few months while I get out of debt and try to launch my music career.

(Edited by YaDaDaDa at 3:19 pm on Sep. 22, 2002)
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 9:49 AM
Post 7 of 27
dod anyone see the movie Ghost World? the two girls call the guy on the personals add.......i wonder if anyone actually does this.....
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 1:29 PM
Post 8 of 27
if you have no intention of helping me out, i could really live without your nerdy sarcasm. i started this topic with an honest question, and musings about personal ads in some shitrag aren't going to do me any good.

sorry if i pisssed anyone off.
"Sugar, Mr. Poon?"
"No, never, never... thank you."
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 2:23 PM
Post 9 of 27
I feel your pain, Mr. Thunder. I remember seeing her at the show, but I'm afraid I can't help you out. Good luck with finding this lady.
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 2:34 PM
Post 10 of 27
"Quote from Johnny Thunder on Sep. 23, 2002 at 12:29 PM"
if you have no intention of helping me out, i could really live without your nerdy sarcasm. i started this topic with an honest question, and musings about personal ads in some shitrag aren't going to do me any good.

sorry if i pisssed anyone off.
i'm trying to help you. was the person you were talking about standing in the front row?
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 2:40 PM
Post 11 of 27
"Quote from carligula on Sep. 23, 2002 at 1:23 PM"
I feel your pain, Mr. Thunder. I remember seeing her at the show, but I'm afraid I can't help you out. Good luck with finding this lady.
thank you very much.
"Sugar, Mr. Poon?"
"No, never, never... thank you."
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 2:42 PM
Post 12 of 27
"Quote from ray davies on Sep. 23, 2002 at 1:34 PM"
i'm trying to help you. was the person you were talking about standing in the front row?
i think so... i didn't see her until the show ended. she was standing over by parrish's organ. but i do believe she was probably there the whole night.

thanks.
"Sugar, Mr. Poon?"
"No, never, never... thank you."
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 4:13 PM
Post 13 of 27
Johnny...I think that I know the person you're talking about.
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Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 4:14 PM
Post 14 of 27
haha, i know who it is.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 4:31 PM
Post 15 of 27
Me, too! I know, too! But... um... what's the proper protocol here? Should we let her contact him, or do we betray her anonymity?
grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 5:11 PM
Post 16 of 27
Too bad Mr. Thunder's email address is not in his profile (not that I know who it is or anything)...
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 5:34 PM
Post 17 of 27
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Sep. 23, 2002 at 3:31 PM"
Me, too! I know, too! But... um... what's the proper protocol here? Should we let her contact him, or do we betray her anonymity?
hmmm... i think we sit back and let it work itself out. said mystery woman would probably come forward if she wished to be found.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 5:43 PM
Post 18 of 27
"Quote from damon on Sep. 23, 2002 at 4:34 PM"
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Sep. 23, 2002 at 3:31 PM"
Me, too!  I know, too!  But... um... what's the proper protocol here?  Should we let her contact him, or do we betray her anonymity?
hmmm... i think we sit back and let it work itself out. said mystery woman would probably come forward if she wished to be found.
heh heh, i agree, though i doubt she will be coming forward any time soon. she likes to keep them on their toes. laugh.gif
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 5:44 PM
Post 19 of 27
So, I guess that means that she posts here...

Am I being too nosey here, or does the use of this messageboard for such matters welcome me to do so?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 5:45 PM
Post 20 of 27
"Quote from HaveSomeSoma on Sep. 23, 2002 at 4:43 PM"
heh heh, i agree, though i doubt she will be coming forward any time soon. she likes to keep them on their toes. laugh.gif
yeah, i just didn't want to take the fun out of it all.
We'll miss you Mr. Hooper.
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 5:47 PM
Post 21 of 27
no, don't betray anyone's anonymity... i suppose you could just pass along the information that she has an admirer.

thanks.
"Sugar, Mr. Poon?"
"No, never, never... thank you."
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 6:14 PM
Post 22 of 27
"Quote from Tom Foolery on Sep. 23, 2002 at 3:31 PM"
Me, too! I know, too! But... um... what's the proper protocol here? Should we let her contact him, or do we betray her anonymity?
I know the person too and I do believe that she may respond so I'd wait it out.
~Digsy S. Slattery

My New York City Exploits
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 6:17 PM
Post 23 of 27
Sorry that I changed the topic.

I was standing near there, but it wasn't me. (I'm a guy, I think).
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 8:01 PM
Post 24 of 27
I also know who you are talking about.
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 8:45 PM
Post 25 of 27
i feel so left out lol
You're so fucking money you don't even know it
Posted  Monday, September 23, 2002 at 10:01 PM
Post 26 of 27
"Quote from carligula on Sep. 23, 2002 at 5:44 PM"
Am I being too nosey here, or does the use of this messageboard for such matters welcome me to do so?
Bring it on! This is fun, kind of like a blind date soap opera.
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
Posted  Tuesday, September 24, 2002 at 5:59 AM
Post 27 of 27
I think BrianW could tape their blind date (that will hopefully be coming soon) and make that another video for the message board. It could even be like the show, Blind Date, with all those pop-ups and everything.

I can see it now, a little cartoon drawing of Matt Pelham popping up and a dialogue balloon saying, "I've seen you before with your buffalo head..."
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham