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Poll Choices Votes Statistics
Yes, She puts the lotion in the basket quite promptly. 2 [18.18%]
She puts the lotion in the fucking basket, but hesitates. 7 [63.64%]
No, you tranny creep-a-zoid. I'm keeping the hand creme! 2 [18.18%]
TOPIC: Does she put the lotion in the basket?
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 9:03 AM
Post 1 of 7
A question for the ages.
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 9:32 AM
Post 2 of 7
PUT THE F*CKING LOTION IN THE BAAAAASKET!!!
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 10:22 AM
Post 3 of 7
that guy listens to colin newman (wire vocalist), so i was convinced for awhile that exliontamer was a serial killer.
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 10:36 AM
Post 4 of 7
"Quote from smee on Nov. 21, 2003 at 10:22 AM"
that guy listens to colin newman (wire vocalist), so i was convinced for awhile that exliontamer was a serial killer.
So, does that mean you've let your guard down?
Daigle is all we need to make the night complete
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 11:24 AM
Post 5 of 7
I'm glad to see I'm not the only person that fixates on that line.

Also of note:

"Wait... was she a great big fat person?"

"Would you fuck me? I'd totally fuck me."

Ted Levine: underappreciated prophet?

Will
You may like grandma's yard gnomes, but I've seen Rock City. Remember it.
Posted  Friday, November 21, 2003 at 11:37 AM
Post 6 of 7
"Quote from smee on Nov. 21, 2003 at 10:22 AM"
that guy listens to colin newman (wire vocalist), so i was convinced for awhile that exliontamer was a serial killer.
Which song? I found it once, but I've forgotten the title. I've always wanted to know who did that song.

Nevermind, I was thinking of the other song he listens to called "Goodbye Horses" by Q. Lazzarus...that title and name alone scares me.

(Edited by Buckley at 11:41 am on Nov. 21, 2003)
Why would you do that?
Posted  Wednesday, November 26, 2003 at 4:41 PM
Post 7 of 7
I thought this had something to do with curry...