I don't know how seriously to take some of the things you've been saying in the last two days.  I'm going to list some quotes; could you simply answer 'joke' or 'no joke' to each?

1.  “Phish, Widespread Panic, moe., String Cheese, Govt. Mule, Dead, Allmans - lets talk about it and work out our problem emo kids”

2.  “well Keith Chalkdust Torture is a great song I'm sure the guy just wanted to get down I would have done the same thing”

3.  “that's what it all comes around to the features are somewhat of a jamband wheather people like it or not thats the reason I like the features because they are kinda a little local jam band without trying to be”

4.  “are there any hunter/fishermen on this message board? I need someone to go hunting or fishing with me in Clarksville, TN”

5.  “do 'features people' get high because if they don't that's lame”

6.  “has anyone seen my pants they're a grey, silverish color I lost them at the last features show at 12th and Porter.  I just danced right out of them”

7.  “anyone know where Searcy Road is? It's in Clarksville that's where I live”

8.  “does anyone here collect rocks? I need rock collector friends please help”

9.  “anyone see the Daytona 500?”

10.  “who is wes anderson?”

I really do enjoy getting new people here on the message board, but Elliott, I just can't figure out whether you're being serious, or just joking around.  It would help to know where you're coming from with some of these posts.

well isn't that part of the enjoyment of a message board? you don't know me and I don't know you so I don't ask you the seriousness of your post most of mine are serious I'm just trying to find out who's all out here on the message board - and jamie (if that is your real name) I thought you were on my side as a Phish/features fan

Elliott, yes, I suppose I am 'on your side' if you mean by that that I enjoy both the music of Phish and the music of the Features.  But really I didn't know there were 'sides'.  Aren't we all here for the same reason - that we love the Features?  For the record, Phish is one of a very short list of 'jam bands' that I can tolerate (Widespread Panic, String Cheese Incident, Government Mule, and the current lineup of Allmans are not on said list).  I meant no offense by asking whether or not you were 'serious' in the bevy of comments that you've made, I just wanted to know, and now I do.  Post away, Elliott, but I would offer you the advice that you'll catch more flies with honey.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 4:36 pm on Feb. 18, 2002)

i think its time for 'serious'........

oh like the song yea that's real funny