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TOPIC: elliott rules this message board
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 5:59 PM
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I am thinking of naming it elliott's message board
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 6:26 PM
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still on top where is everybody? did I run them all off
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 6:44 PM
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jah rastafari
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 7:12 PM
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just so you know, we have a nice little community here where opinions are presented and often discussed. just so you know, you cannot rule this message board if you don't know who the velvet underground and wes anderson are. sorry.
You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 7:15 PM
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zzzzzzzzzzing!
An open frame in the 10th, I WAS ROBBED!
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 7:55 PM
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who wes anderson is he related to Willie Anderson?
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:06 PM
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You are a sad , sad man , elliott.

You are the kind of person who just screams out 'JAMBAND'. I bet you have :

A. dreadlocks
B. A tye-dyed shirt
C. A constant stench (WEED)
D. sandals (which you wear year round)
E. Horrible taste in music ( from your other posts, i would have to say that this is a DEFINITE!!!)
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:08 PM
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well ray davies i've heard that radio show of yours and let me tell you it stinks ... worst radio show ever
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:10 PM
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your opinion means nothing to me, jamband boy.

Why dont you go listen to Medeski, Martin, and Wood and smoke your brain away?
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:14 PM
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yeah you stinky hippy jamband boy.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:16 PM
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I am surprised you have heard of a good band you should play MM&W on your show and then.. and only then would you get any listeners - you little emo douche bag
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:16 PM
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hey exliontamer, is that in reference to the wire song of the same name?
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:19 PM
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I am not emo. I am a MOD!!!!! oh, and there is no need for the use of feminine hygeine products as a derogatory term.
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:24 PM
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well replace emo with MOD and there you have it
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:24 PM
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indeed it is you smart man. are you a fan? oh and elliott the bands that ray davies mentioned are far from being emo. i know that you get confused by any music that doesn't accompany your incense burning and weed smoking well. you dirty jesus sandal wearing hippy.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:26 PM
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very big fan of wire. 'pink flag'=GENIUS!!!!
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:26 PM
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exliontamer all I have to say to you is jah rastafari come to my reggae bash in Clarksville
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:29 PM
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nice to hear that ray. jah rastafari elliott.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:32 PM
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exliontamer I saw this long legged turtle one time - it was up there by Oak Ridge so that might have something to do with that
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:34 PM
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that wasn't funny elliott. but jah rastafari anyway.
Nothin' gets in my way....Not even locked doors!
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 8:36 PM
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exliontamer thinks I am funny now - where's my award
jah rastafari
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 10:17 PM
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elliot......give it a rest!!!!! please!!
We have about 1500 songs.....all of them good!
Posted  Monday, February 18, 2002 at 10:21 PM
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Someone needs a girlfriend and/or hobby.
I can't grow a beard, and I don't like to party.
~Matthew Tiberius Pelham