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Posted Friday, September 3, 2004 at 6:48 PM

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so at the mitch hedberg show last night, i came to the realization that all those 15 year old emo/hardcore kids have graduated and are now 18 year old emo/hardcore kids. What sucks is, these tools still get better looking girls than I ever do. So my question is, what the hell? Is emo that powerful that people can no longer grow out of it? Will it change life as we know it? And lastly, is the recent weather in Florida a sign from god that the Bush Family is in deep shit?

Sometime's I'm thinking that I love you, but I know it's only lust.

MissSeptember

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Posted Friday, September 3, 2004 at 7:24 PM

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Some girl insisted on giving him an Aireline CD after the show. It was hilarious.

That's so NA.

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Posted Friday, September 3, 2004 at 8:55 PM

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these tools still get better looking girls than I ever do. So my question is, what the hell? Is emo that powerful that people can no longer grow out of it? Will it change life as we know it?

i like to file "emo" under the greater category of "bad music" to avoid confusion. that way, they can't try to claim elliott smith.

i don't know why the emo-types get girls. my default answer has always been that most girls are stupid...this theory is one of the utmost convenience, since girls don't seem to fancy me much.

as for mitch hedberg and aireline--he won't like it. i think he's into metal or something.

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tell me facts throw your arms around me

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Posted Saturday, September 4, 2004 at 5:40 PM

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I don't know that it's the fact that they're "emo/hardcore" as much as the fact that they put so much thought into their "messy" hair that a certain type of girl is just totally and irrevocably attracted to them. Have you noticed how much time and hair gel these kids are putting into having "messy" hair? they all look like a damn magazine hair gel ad.

(Edited by deathscythe257 at 5:41 pm on Sep. 4, 2004)

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Posted Saturday, September 4, 2004 at 6:45 PM

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these tools still get better looking girls than I ever do. So my question is, what the hell? Is emo that powerful that people can no longer grow out of it? Will it change life as we know it?

i like to file "emo" under the greater category of "bad music" to avoid confusion. that way, they can't try to claim elliott smith.

i don't know why the emo-types get girls. my default answer has always been that most girls are stupid...this theory is one of the utmost convenience, since girls don't seem to fancy me much.

as for mitch hedberg and aireline--he won't like it. i think he's into metal or something.

emo types get girls because they're metrosexual. i tried to make tf emo and he just wouldn't have it.

i let the melody shine
let it cleanse my mind
i feel free now.

sinasugarsick

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Posted Saturday, September 4, 2004 at 10:52 PM

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Some girl insisted on giving him an Aireline CD after the show. It was hilarious.

what did she look like?

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

sinasugarsick

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Posted Saturday, September 4, 2004 at 10:56 PM

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stop whining guys

and work on teh hott

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

MissSeptember

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Posted Sunday, September 5, 2004 at 1:29 PM

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Some girl insisted on giving him an Aireline CD after the show. It was hilarious.

what did she look like?

Taller, blonde, kind of plain-looking.

That's so NA.

Sexy Sadie

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Posted Sunday, September 5, 2004 at 2:01 PM

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these tools still get better looking girls than I ever do. So my question is, what the hell? Is emo that powerful that people can no longer grow out of it? Will it change life as we know it?

i like to file "emo" under the greater category of "bad music" to avoid confusion. that way, they can't try to claim elliott smith.

i don't know why the emo-types get girls. my default answer has always been that most girls are stupid...this theory is one of the utmost convenience, since girls don't seem to fancy me much.

as for mitch hedberg and aireline--he won't like it. i think he's into metal or something.

The reason why emo boys get girls is because stupid girls think they're all rock'n'roll and cool.

Mitch Hedberg was very funny. I enjoyed the show quite a bit.

But what will happen to the boy when the circus comes to town?