Eno, I'm calling you out. - The Features Message Board Archive

neuboy

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Posted Monday, February 18, 2002 at 11:22 PM

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I don't want to get out of my depth with this one. I have neither the patience nor the stamina to read every new post that 'elliot' has made. I tried. However, I think it painfully obvious that it is no other than our absent board member brianeno2/Jason Long. His guise is completely transparent and painfully unamusing. How interesting that Elliot's appearance coincided directly with eno's disappearance. As I have always been a fan of subtle humor I find such grandstanding to be painfully unnecessary. As this message board takes up far too much of my time and, like everything in life, has become dull and lifeless with the inevitable onset of familiarity, I would like to announce my resignation. It would have been nice to become an advanced member, but I can't take it anymore. Maybe I'm wrong about elliot, but whatever. I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored let's break up.
love,
me.

Baby Jane's in Acapulco, we're all flying down to Riooooooooooooo

jamiecarroll

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Posted Monday, February 18, 2002 at 11:29 PM

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No, neuboy, it's not eno2. I'll give you a hint. This person once contributed 'guest vocals' to Thursday at a certain Christmas show at the Boro.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 12:35 am on Feb. 19, 2002)

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thelawnwrangler

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Posted Monday, February 18, 2002 at 11:40 PM

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are you sure? 100% sure? is he that calculating?

You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc

jamiecarroll

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Posted Monday, February 18, 2002 at 11:45 PM

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Who else could it be? I don't think that calculating has as much to do with it as boredom.

And neuboy, if you 'pull an eno' I'm going to kick your ass.

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 12:46 am on Feb. 19, 2002)

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ghostflower

my head on the door was a dream

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Posted Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 2:34 AM

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oh the humanity!! just out with it!!! which xmas show? when? what year?

(Edited by ghostflower at 3:35 am on Feb. 19, 2002)

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Tom Foolery

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Posted Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 9:18 AM

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I'm guessing that would be 'An Evening of Christmas Music with The Features' at the Boro in December, 2000. If memory serves, it was December 21. I can check when I get home.

grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything

jamiecarroll

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Posted Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 10:13 AM

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You have a very good memory, Tom Foolery.

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Tom Foolery

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Posted Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 10:32 AM

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I'm pretty sure that we have a recording of that show.

We should have some sort of Features trivia contest. The winner gets to be the band's manager for a month!

grass stains, airplanes, anything and everything

thelawnwrangler

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Posted Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 10:59 AM

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count me in.

You know you have problems, with both money and alcohol, when you find yourself shoving beers down your pants outside a Features show.
-jbc

freezetag

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Posted Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 11:51 AM

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dulll and lifeless with the inevitable onset of familiarity? ouch. that sounds like the title of an emo album. don't get so jaded there, youngun. if i may borrow your words in a plea for your return, the three reasons you need to come back are:
1. because i love your 'caustic southern wit,'
2. because you're 'in one of my favorite bands,' and
3. because you 'need a haircut.'