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Posted Friday, November 29, 2002 at 10:45 PM

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k...we're gonna tlak about how faith hill does four mile treadmill walks and yoga everyday...

and I DO four mile treadmill walks and yoga everyday and i STILL don't fucking look like her...

WHAT IS UP...?

anyone know where she works out? cause i need to find her to steal her secrets!

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Posted Friday, November 29, 2002 at 10:51 PM

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i bet it's pilates. pilates rule but i can only handle it once a week.
see what happened was she realized her babies daddy was NOT cute so she tries to stay away as much as possible. the gym is a great excuse.

she's just another ho that i met in the hood
i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

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Posted Friday, November 29, 2002 at 10:54 PM

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i bet it's pilates. pilates rule but i can only handle it once a week.
see what happened was she realized her babies daddy was NOT cute so she tries to stay away as much as possible. the gym is a great excuse.

NOooooooo...UH UH..wer'e gonna talk about how i'd sack TIM ina heartbeat and ride him like the cowboy i am...but only if he left the hat on...cause he's bald underneath and we're not tryin to ride no bald country boy.

WHAT IS UP

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Posted Friday, November 29, 2002 at 10:56 PM

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Paying a personal trainer 6 figures helps too I hear. I was paying my personal trainer with room and board and he helped me lose 60 lbs in 6 months, then he got a better deal. Now I'm getting a tad bit portly again.

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Posted Friday, November 29, 2002 at 11:00 PM

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that reminds me
remember when courtney was paid a million dollaz just to work out for ghost of mars and jim's ex wife ran over her foot so she had to drop out. i miss that kind of drama.

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Posted Friday, November 29, 2002 at 11:02 PM

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remember when courtney was paid a million dollaz just to work out for ghost of mars

OMG...iddin't know she paid that much...

lemme just break it down fo' ya...if i paid thatmuch ....i swear to you that i BETTER not be ANY fatter than a piece of yarn...or i want my MONEY BACK.

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Posted Friday, November 29, 2002 at 11:09 PM

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OMG...iddin't know she paid that much...

lemme just break it down fo' ya...if i paid thatmuch ....i swear to you that i BETTER not be ANY fatter than a piece of yarn...or i want my MONEY BACK.

no crackhead, they paid her a million dollaz to work out.

is this rhinestone cowboy typing on the computer or is it jose?

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Posted Friday, November 29, 2002 at 11:12 PM

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is this rhinestone cowboy typing on the computer or is it jose?

nu uh...see..this is a whole bottle ofcharrdoney talkin...

or did i wspell that wrong?

whatever...eva's friend doesn' vt even drink "WHITE's"

i remember hew as like " id on't do white wines" and i'm sitting there thinking "whatever fag....you just want to come onto me and you know it"

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Posted Friday, November 29, 2002 at 11:22 PM

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nu uh...see..this is a whole bottle ofcharrdoney talkin...

or did i wspell that wrong?

whatever...eva's friend doesn' vt even drink "WHITE's"

i remember hew as like " id on't do white wines" and i'm sitting there thinking "whatever fag....you just want to come onto me and you know it"

even a smog dinner party can still turn ugly. maybe he would've gone to the show with us if we let him bring his glow sticks.

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Posted Sunday, December 1, 2002 at 9:18 PM

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what the fuck is going on here?!?!?!?!?!?

yes, faith hill does havce a perfecto body.

remeber that time courtnbey paid someone to off her husband and make it looks like a suicide...?

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Posted Monday, December 2, 2002 at 2:05 AM

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so....
i like kool aid

Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note

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Posted Monday, December 2, 2002 at 5:38 PM

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yes, faith hill does havce a perfecto body.

There's nothing wrong with her, she's just never done it for me.

I TOTALLY AGREE!

Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
-SLACK

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Posted Monday, December 2, 2002 at 5:47 PM

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On her new record cover, she looks just like Britney Spears. That's probably not an accident.

By the way, welcome back Keith.

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Posted Monday, December 2, 2002 at 9:13 PM

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everyone is trying to look younger and better than the next singer these days.

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Posted Tuesday, December 3, 2002 at 11:43 AM

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everyone is trying to look younger and better than the next singer these days.

yeah, the music business fucking sucks. they don't want womyn for their talent, but for their bodies. too bad i'll never make it unless the marilyn monroe style magically gets popular again.

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Posted Tuesday, December 3, 2002 at 4:13 PM

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womyn

I'm not trying to start anything, but just for conversation sake... I hate this "word". I have no problem with feminists in general.

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Posted Thursday, December 5, 2002 at 3:58 PM

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She is a very good-looking woman, and has the pipes to go along with her looks. But Santana? I'm not sure about how he helped the show out except for adding another famous name to the show. In fact, I can't think of any songs that he was a needed addition to except for "Smooth". It seems like it's the same style of playing and same sound he uses for every song LATELY. I admittedly haven't heard much of his older stuff.

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Posted Thursday, December 5, 2002 at 4:19 PM

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She is a very good-looking woman, and has the pipes to go along with her looks. But Santana? I'm not sure about how he helped the show out except for adding another famous name to the show. In fact, I can't think of any songs that he was a needed addition to except for "Smooth". It seems like it's the same style of playing and same sound he uses for every song LATELY. I admittedly haven't heard much of his older stuff.

Who? Faith Hill? Pipes? That's so autotuned its not funny. She can NOT sing a lick.

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Posted Thursday, December 5, 2002 at 5:03 PM

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In fact, I can't think of any songs that he was a needed addition to except for "Smooth". It seems like it's the same style of playing and same sound he uses for every song LATELY. I admittedly haven't heard much of his older stuff.

addition???? more like the suck ass artists that have played with santana were his additions. i agree, i don't like his new stuff, but i am a huge fan of old santana...my brothers and i were conceived to it so i was a fan in utero! you should check it out...of course, i love music with a beat (especially samba) and not everyone is into latin music.

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Posted Thursday, December 5, 2002 at 5:49 PM

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She is a very good-looking woman, and has the pipes to go along with her looks.

Are you referring to Faith Hill? If so, are you serious? It's been pretty well-documented that Faith Hill has very little vocal talent whatsoever. Her records are a classic case of ProTools magic, and if you ever see her performing live on an awards show, etc, she's either lip-synching or her vocal is drowned out by an army of background vocals. I thought these things were common knowledge...

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Posted Friday, December 6, 2002 at 2:32 PM

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womyn

I'm not trying to start anything, but just for conversation sake... I hate this "word". I have no problem with feminists in general.

sorry. i know the spelling thing bothers a lot of people, and i don't really do it for the politics anymore, its just a habitual way of spelling for me.

and for the record (a lot of people don't know this) feminism isn't about man hating. its about equality. my spelling antics are not to be taken offensively.

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Posted Friday, December 6, 2002 at 3:29 PM

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Geez. You guys are right. Thanks for setting me straight. Besides, I prefer the unadulterated talent and pure singing voices such as those heard on the new Shania album.

(Edited by foldsfan at 4:42 pm on Dec. 6, 2002)

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Posted Friday, December 6, 2002 at 5:43 PM

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On her new record cover, she looks just like Britney Spears. That's probably not an accident.

actually
britney spears hired courtney's hair person and stylist 2 years ago.

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i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

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Posted Friday, December 6, 2002 at 6:00 PM

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new Shania album.

speaking of stylists

i hope she got a new stylist with that new record.

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i told her i was crunchy black and it was all good

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Posted Sunday, December 8, 2002 at 1:00 AM

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no see..hold up right quick...i saw her perform just the other night on an awards show...
and she was ACTUALLY SINGING...(cause her voice kinda shook and almost cracaked at one high note...so you could tell)...but that woman has an AWESOME voice and you could not convince me that she just sounds good because of some well produced songs and overdubs and shit.

think what you want...MY GIRL is a DIVA!

she's no songwriter...but heyyyyyyyy...she'll last...i have faith

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Posted Sunday, December 8, 2002 at 2:49 AM

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no see..hold up right quick...i saw her perform just the other night on an awards show...
and she was ACTUALLY SINGING...

Hey, at least Faith Hill is still willing to "perform." I hear that Shania Twain has no interest in ever performing live again. I just can't get my brain around that line of reasoning. Oh wait, yes I can...she can't sing!

(Edited by jamiecarroll at 8:49 am on Dec. 8, 2002)

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Posted Sunday, December 8, 2002 at 2:50 AM

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Shania Twain has no interest in ever performing live again. I just can't get my brain around that line of reasoning. Oh wait, yes I can...she can't sing!

yeah..she CAN'T sing...

we ain't talkin about her ass...

SHE is a sellout...

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Posted Sunday, December 8, 2002 at 3:34 PM

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Hey, at least Faith Hill is still willing to "perform." I hear that Shania Twain has no interest in ever performing live again

Wasn't she on Letterman the other night?

I TOTALLY AGREE!

Keith, you are destined to rock. Never forget this.
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Posted Monday, December 9, 2002 at 1:48 AM

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Wasn't she on Letterman the other night?

she was on leno like a week or two ago.

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