1.ARK OF THE DEVILLE

2.MARSUPIAL OVA (formerly BISMUTH DEATHBOMB)

3.SPAZZBATH

4.THE WICKED SHALL OVERCOMETH

5. THE CASKETBASTARDS

6.THE MU HA HAS

7. DEATH BY STRANGULATION

8.THE POST-POSTMORTEMS

9.THE MAGGOT CORPS.

10. THE ANNOINTED ONES

11.WASHING HOLY WATER OFF

12.UPSIDE DOWN STREET X-ING

13.BACK BEFORE THE DAWN (ACTUALLY 9:30, WHICH IS NXT GEN KIDS' CURFEW)
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WHY ONLY 13, BECAUSE IT'S SO WICKEDLY EVIL....
(THIS REMINDS ME OF GOTH TALK ON SNL)

is this a post of bands that we should stay away from? it sure looks like it. these are some of the worst band names I have ever seen in my life

that shit is funny blightman

I once kicked around in a band. We never could decide between

Gringo Stars

and

Menstruating 12-Year Olds

Wow. I thought of the name Gringo Starr like 4 years ago when trying to name William Lifeboy's sister's band's name. They never actaully formed though, so you can have the name. I think they were gonna go with Eskemo anyway.

PEN15
i'm sure everyone's high school garage band had this name...

i was in band called Fetal Pig.

Ah, the Eskimos lasted for one practice, then we broke up. It helps if you have somewhat competent musicians.  But our one practice might qualify for the best band practice in existence: in a drained swimming pool atop a Nashville apartment roof in the dead of winter, complete with child-sized drums, a few keyboards, a bass, and our lone true musician, guitarist Hewson Chen.  It was fun while it lasted.

Who are you, Smee? And by the way, Eskemo is way cooler than The Eskimos.

I am exliontamer's partner in crime.

smee is the panda and i am COBROX.....spat..spat.
keith looks like a nice bear.

(Edited by exliontamer at 4:56 pm on April 1, 2002)

you guys are nutz.....but in a good way.....

I was breifly in a band called eaten by sharks . . . i was writing the songs, but the other girls weren't practicing, so we never got anything done. now I'm a solo atrist again.

Got my first real 6-string. It was the summer of 99. Standin' on your mama's porch, you'd told me that it'd last forever...those were the best days of my life.

Are you Jewel?

are you an asshole?

Apparently so.