It's all about to happen

Saturday, March 27th, at the sketch apartment known as A15 in Murfreesboro, board members Ray Davies and Keith duke it out in the Features Messageboard Wrestling Trivia Championship. If you are unfamiliar with the apartment, PM me for directions. This is coinciding with our party. There will be free beer on tap.

Here's what I'm thinking...

A question will be asked. Each opponent writes down their response. If one gets it right and the other does not, the incorrect person drinks the cup of beer that sits between them and the correct person receives a point. As the rounds advance, more beer is consumed per incorrect answer given.

Special bonuses are:

1. If a player thinks that their opponent will not know the answer, they indicate it on their answer sheet. If the opponent is indeed wrong, they will suffer a punishment to be determined. If the opponent gives the correct answer, the challenger must suffer said punishment. There should be five of these available for the entire game.

2. Each player will have an "ask a friend" option. They can only use this once. If they are unsure of an answer or don't know an answer, they can ask a friend of their choosing. BUT, be careful! Some party-goers may be paid off to deceive you! Just like in wrestling!

The winner after three rounds will be crowned Features Messageboard Wrestling Trivia Champion. Each round will have 10 - 15 questions, with increasing beer consumption on the line. There will also be a special Lightning Round at the end of the game! Unlike the format of the previous rounds! There will also be special guest referees!

This will be a truly monumental event! PM me for the special party theme, get suited up, come on over, get trashed, and watch these fuckers duke it out in the Features Messageboard Wrestling Trivia Championship on Saturday, March 27th @ The Sketch Apt!

give suggestions

(Edited by richarddawson at 5:00 am on Mar. 17, 2004)

If it wasn't my birthday, I'd come over from England to watch.

Okay... well... maybe not.

Sounds like fun though.

I can help with questions if you need...

Yay! This will be quite tremendous....will there be betting?

I think there should be betting. I can run the odds.

Also, I still think at the end of the Lightning Round (assuming each player will be sufficiently drunk) they should play a round of a wrestling game. Damon and I can bring Legends Of Wrestling II on Gamecube (and the gamecube if there is none on premises).

Is there a possibility of the Paulfreaksmeout/TheSub Dank-off as well?

so much fun.

Nevermind.

(Edited by iwantelvis at 2:24 pm on Mar. 17, 2004)

Um....ok.

If there is sufficient chronic. We have discussed having a similar competition before. It would be fucking hilarious.

and mighty wasteful, but every main event needs a lead-off match.

(Edited by richarddawson at 3:23 pm on Mar. 17, 2004)

Oh, I think between the two of them they could supply a sufficient amount. I'd bet it won't take long before they simply fall asleep. Really, the concept is funnier than anything.

The first one to fall asleep loses. Bragging rights are on the line.

Indeed. It's also somewhat of an apartment battle for dankness. In the meantime, The Sub is on a regimented workout schedule.

Holy shit guys. I think that I'm actually off of work and can come. RD, I will be in touch with you soon.

It would be similar to the drink-off scene between Hidalgo and Chris Farley in Almost Heroes. Ventilation could be a key factor. Who will the smog get to first?

9-ish

keith vs. ray davies around 11

i hope to make a late appearance. i went and fell asleep on a boat in hendersonville. i figure on leaving soon.

I had to work today, and I'm sad that I couldn't make it. Work comes early, at 10:30 in the morning tomorrow.

(Edited by StephanieW at 9:51 pm on Mar. 27, 2004)

ok, so who won?

well, they started off doing the wrestling trivia...
...

(Edited by HaveSomeSoma at 11:16 am on Mar. 28, 2004)

...but soon abandoned the idea for a good old fashioned dance-off...



it's hard to tell who really won. they both had really sweet moves.

Those were indeed sweet moves. I think the real winners were the lovely young bride and groom that suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Actually, they weren't that attractive. And the bride bummed a cigarette off of me. I can only hope she's not knocked up.

I guess I'll go ahead and concede defeat, but it was a VERY close competition. We were tied at the end of all of the prepared questions, and WWF: The Trivia Game had to be used to come up with sudden death questions. I think the final score was 23 to 24 or something like that. I'm SURE I would have known "Dangerous" Dan Spivey if I wasn't forced to drink 4 beers before we got to that question. Anyway, it was a true clash of the titans, and if we were to team up, there would be no stopping us (although I would turn on him right when he needed me the most like the true heel that I am).

(Edited by Keith at 1:36 pm on Mar. 28, 2004)

we ALMOST got her to do a keg stand

(Edited by stopforme at 3:52 pm on Mar. 28, 2004)

were they singing "you've lost that loving feeling"????????

i am indeed sad that i missed this event.

It was lots of fun. Thanks, RB and company for organizing it all and being such great hosts.

The drop-in wedding party was strange. Despite all the fun I had, I couldn't help but think that it's probably not the place I'd most like to be on my wedding night.

If the bride is knocked up, any smoking-related trauma suffered by the fetus should in no way be blamed on you, Miss S.

I'm pretty sure I let her drink some of my beer, too.

the competition was extremely close, but i somehow i prevailed thorugh my drunken fog. i would be glad to have keith as a partner in a future battle, but i plan on having some salt nearby to throw in his eyes when he least expected it.


one final thought: tests of strength? not cool. keith has extreme bass playing muscles. too much for my scrawny ass to handle. overall, a good time was had by all.

I, too, am pissed I missed this momentous occasion. Sorry, Rob.

Stopforme's picture proves my theory that Powder P cannot take a bad picture.

I can't see it.

Hmmm....I couldn't see it earlier, but now I'm at a different computer and can see it. That was useless information.

(Edited by Sexy Sadie at 8:34 pm on Mar. 29, 2004)

That picture is the funniest thing I've seen all...um...I'm going to go with month. Yes, funniest all month. Snap.

thanks to the participants and friends that came over. you were wonderful guests.

Congratulations to the Champion, Ray Davies. due to the controversial sudden death ending, a special rematch may be in the works for Keith...

(Edited by richarddawson at 11:53 pm on Apr. 6, 2004)

Rematch?

Anytime, Anyplace.

Who is Power P? I would have made the drive because I had nothing to do, but I'm kinda out of the loop. Looks like it was quite a party (judging from the pictures).

Powder P is the dankest dude on earth, a notable history scholar, a great dance partner, and an extreme party animal. He is also featured is my avatar.

I don't know, but he freaks me out.

oh god those pictures werent for everyone to see

I thought those pics were great!

Why oh why did I skip this party!?!

my bad

but I guess they shouldnt have been on the internet to begin with...

nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Password protect: ON!

You should post the password here. Please?

stopforme can if she wants to. It's up to her.

Carl, my homey, it looks like you needs a new avatar.

(Edited by lupe mccracken at 2:55 pm on Mar. 30, 2004)

i thought i already put you in your place, bitch! dont make me come over there [where you live, because i do know where you live, and i can kick your ass, and then put pictures of it on the internet and claim that everything on the internet is public property]

Oh snap!

Oh yeah, well, you'll have to get through Keith now! Yes, that's the best I can come up with.

BrianW's gonna be mad when he sees that damn pop-up on this thread. Or is that just me?

... and so concludes our annoying little private conversation.

i'm baffled. who got married? had i been able to attend, would i now be married? why did jason and keith dance? are they now married?

Random people got married, I can post their picutres as soon as I get them developed....Keith and Ray weren't actually dancing, that was a Feat of Strength where Keith totally kicked Mr. Davies' ass, it only looks like they're dancing. I think they secretly wanted to. Yes, they are now married. If you had come, you would know this.

I wouldn't have been any fun anyways. I had a sunburn, and I reached my monthly alcohol limit at the campus pub that week.

wilson is on my team

It's just you.

I like your new avatar better anyway.

Let's argue. I need to get my post count up so I can change this damn "Newbie" thing.
Have you seen this? hahaha, look at Carl!



(Edited by lupe mccracken at 9:02 pm on Mar. 30, 2004)

hahaha carl has makeup on- LIKE A GIRL!!!

I surely hope not.. that song is sacred

Calm down everyone. This thread is supposed to be about me!

this shin dig ruled. glad me and the old lady made it out. it was great to see some folk that i don't get to see very often outside of shows. i love you all.

i sure would love to see those pics of the event. if anyone with the special clearence wants to email me the password, i would appreciate it. if not, i understand, i am just an ugly apeman.

I would've gone, but I had to sleep with ten homeless guys. My jaw is still sore.

wow. it must have been fate that kept me away. i might have turned out gay like carl.

Damn you! Why can't I change my subtitle thingy!!!! This is when the culprit steps forward and shouts "OWNED!" and does a little end zone dance.


Carl sure is a pretty lady.

(Edited by lupe mccracken at 5:21 pm on Mar. 31, 2004)

hmmm. looks like carl's been rubbing shoulders with an administrator. if i were you, i'd try to get in good with said administrator and get him to change the "king" to a "queen."

and i have more pictures from the party. i'll see what i can do about uploading them to some site and then putting up a link.

I'm pretty sure I know how Carl "got in good" with an administrator. I'm just not willing to do that, HSS. I have morals.

I don't think you made it back to Rob's room during manequin fun time, so I don't think anyone would have a problem with your pictures.

Don't knock it until you try it.

I just wanted to prove Stopforme wrong. Wilson's on my team. beeyotch.

Lupe, you have a long way to go to become a true Features Superfan worthy of picking their own member title. For starters, it is not immoral to "get in good" with a Features board Admin. The sooner you learn this the sooner we can all get along with our lives.

oh, how you abuse your power.

Yep. Roger's not the only one.

For real, yo.



And we all know what team you're on. Pretty, pretty Carl.

(Edited by lupe mccracken at 5:16 pm on Apr. 1, 2004)

Powder P escorts Jason to the squared circle


The onlookers...


Powder P's kegstand


(Edited by richarddawson at 6:26 am on Apr. 2, 2004)